Library of Shit Town Updates Alderman Mountains Alderman Mountains The Ros. It has finally been discovered. After many have tried and failed, the magical waters have finally been revealed. It seems more people have been there as well. At least some enough to build small cabins. This place may be beautiful, nestled in the most quiet part of Aldermen, but it appears it holds a sinister cloud of the unknown. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top

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Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Dun'lorn Year 10,013 month of Dissilio Dwarves in general are not easy to shake. Especially the dwarves of Dun'Lorn. However, when the world around them began to quake, the hearty people of the inner mountain city started to worry. It wasn't until cracks formed in the ceiling of their home did they begin to panic. The tree didn't take long to fully form, invading the hidden city with gusto. Though, not a single person would hear the citizens of Dun'Lorn complain after it was done and over. With a ceiling be held together with roots and a massive Tree of Life hovering above the large cave entrance, the dwarves are more than happy to welcome their new protector. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

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Library of Shit Archived/Retired Rodent Rumble Rodent Rumble Start Date: 9-16-20 (Midnight) MT Please react to this announcement to be pinged when the GM posts the intro. Not too long ago, there wasn't a scuffle inside of Ferax Villum. If one asked anyone from there, they would tell you about the awful, stinky, loud mole rants that seemed to crop up out of the dirt. One Joseph Avergo helped eradicate the damned rats, or so...everyone thought. There was peace among the fields of Ferax for quite a few days. However, they have appeared again. The infestation of oversized and oversmelly mole rats! Luckily, the smol Barcet Strawberry Farm owner has given those in Simul a hand drawn depiction of these "little" terrors and has sought help to clear them out once and for all! Beware! These tiny ass hats will burp, fart, shit and otherwise claw their way away from you. Better be quick and diligent! Image Credit: Muse on Discord Post Rotation: GM will post intro post Each participant (Bring as many characters as you like) posts (No post minimum) Roll d20 to find one of these fuckers (10 and below is a no find) Roll d20 to kill the little fucker if you find one (5 and below and the little fucker escapes!) You can post once per hour Whoever catches and murders as many of these...well...little fuckers as possible in a 48 hour period will win! Prizes: Most Killed will receive a spot in Hall of Fame and a custom role title of "Rodent Rambler-2020" Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 BREAKING NEWS Messis 2, 10,017 Dear Citizens of Simul, Yet another awful time in our great kingdom's history has just occurred. During the Festival of the Setting Sun, many of Simul's largest farming communities were attacked. Yet again, magical beings wielding what appeared to be fire type magic burned crops indiscriminately. Apparently the cities of Ferax Villum, Concordia, SkyHaven, Sudbury, Wingston, Dry Gulhc, and various smaller villages were met with groups of robed figures that flocked into the areas during the nightly festivities. Hundreds of acres of land and food crops have been burned beyond repair. What does this mean for the kingdom? This was the question on hundreds of thousands of minds this passed week. Ferren Drebek, the gracious man who has taken it upon himself to rule our lands until a new leader can be lifted, released a statement: “It is with a heavy heart that I address you all in such a manner. I am sure you have all heard the news by now. Our kingdom…has suffered a tremendous loss. The crops that normally sustain us through the long winter have been destroyed. Burned to a crisp alongside the brave men and women who tried to stop the inferno. Their sacrifice ensured that everyone could gather and defeat our oldest of foes. The cause of the fires is still unknown but we believe it to be a series of horrible accidents. I would love nothing more than to believe that, but with witnesses coming forward, it has been apparent that the attacks were perpetrated by magic users. The best people we have are looking to find the cause of what caused this tragedy…” “We can move on from this tragedy as one but I need the help of every Simulian. We do not have enough food for the winter. As of today, all food is to be brought here to Eleutheria so it can be rationed out appropriately. All are welcome to come and get your daily meals. Those of you traveling great distances will be allowed to get enough for a few days. Every month, we will be shipping out ration bundles to each city and community to sustain. All magical beings wanting their rations are required to provide their registrations. This is to keep us all safe and uphold peace of mind. We have also decided to place a special barrier around the capitol to help further protect the food we will all need to survive. It kills me to have to do this to you all. Rationing will leave us all hungry as we try our best to make it through these trying times. I encourage everyone to do what they can to provide for their families. If you have extra, please give it to those that need it more than you. Hunters, share your bounties as you get them. Farmers that have lost their crops should reach out to us. We can provide seed to hopefully grow something before the cold seasons hit. We will make it through and come out better for it. May the Gods bless us and help usher us through the trials they felt, we as a people, needed to endure.” "If you have any questions relating to the recent events, any citizen of Simul is welcome to write to me directly. You may also tag Malum Distantia via Simul Social. Please Simul, love thy neighbor as they were your own family. We will succeed." This is Lucius Scarletwound, reporting the news. Stay safe Simul. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Roleplay Cheat Sheet Partake in a whole ass CHEAT SHEET for not only character creation, but roleplaying in general. Here, you will find a whole library's worth of information when it comes to these subjects. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

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Library of Shit Category Simul Quarterly Issue 2 (September, 2023) Simul Quarterly Issue 2 (September, 2023) Hello again my fellow Simulians! Tis your one and only, yet somehow, favorite Simul Social Personality! I’m back with another issue of Simul Quarterly for your eyes to feast upon. Since our last newsworthy update, our fair kingdom has been relatively quiet and peaceful. Well…as peaceful as it can be with the fear of looming doom. I am sure there is nothing to panic about! I did hear through the grapevine that something had happened recently. Soooooo, our favorite tavern, Mary’s, was attacked a few weeks back. Apparently, the assailant had blown off the whole front of her beautiful establishment! I did hear someone even DIED. Who in the hell does that? At least there were some nice folks that helped her rebuild fairly quickly. But you know what’s strange? Though there were witnesses….no one spoke a name. Perhaps I will do some digging. On a lighter note! Two of Simul’s favorite holidays are coming up fast! First, Canto Mortuus. Every year, the battle for the most treats takes place. Alongside the opening of Soulstagne’s magical barrier, this holiday brings together families and friends in ways that can only happen on this special day. Be sure to make quick work of those calories, for the Festival of the Hunter’s Moon comes next. Our best and brightest adventurers will take to the wilds and procure enough meat for all of Simul to eat happily through the rest of the winter months. Do you think you have what it takes to be this years’ “Heroic Hunter” and dethrone Evan Skjöld'Drek? – How do you even pronounce that --? Wanna know something cool? I heard that there is an upcoming competition! All the deets below! Process and Rules: 📌 You must list your character(s) that will be participating in Suggest and Discuss with "Participants" 📌You can have as many characters as you want take part in this event 📌You are only allowed one post (As long as you like), per character 📌Your character is only allowed ONE action (A mix of more than one ability, if that is something they can do, is allowed, but must be only one action) 📌The bubble in which your character enters is completely indestructible, so the action can be as destructive as you want 📌Your character may bring props into the bubble for show of ability 📌NO edits OR deletes of posts allowed. That character will be disqualified. (If you accidentally post before your post is completed, please ping a staff in Suggest and Discuss so we know why you deleted your post) 📌Your post must be completed between 10-2 12 AM MST and 10-4 11:50 PM MST 📌Your post must have your character explaining what the ability is and what its purpose is 📌One of the staff members will post and ping each participant in Timberholde when the event starts, and may be setting the scene. 📌Once the event starts, anyone not participating can vote for their favorite posts by leaving a single reaction on said post. You only get ONE vote, but can change it if something else catches your eye. Choose wisely. 📌Staff will be the “Judge Panel” and will be judging posts on the following: 📌Beauty in execution 📌Effectiveness of ability(ies) 📌Stance 📌Effective Range 📌Energy Cost 📌Each reaction from onlookers will add to final score 📌Winner will recieve the custom role of "Master of the Magical-2023" Winner of the title! @Silver Drafaylum Thank you for reading Simul Quarterly! This is Flynn, signing off! Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 BREAKING NEWS Calor 20th, 10,017 Hello citizens of Simul. I come to you today to report on developing news brought to you directly from our fair capital city. It was reported at 5:34 AM, constables were dispatched to the second level of Eleutheria near the intersection of Starwind and East where they quickly found a morbid scene. There have been a total of 47 fatalities and an unknown amount of injuries. According to witnesses and constable reports thus far, a grouping of fifteen robed figures descended upon the area and began knocking on doors just a couple of hours before. Apparently, they had been asking people for donations in hopes that they could gain access to unlocked homes. It has been said that this is when people were pulled from their homes and forced to line the road. The next details are not for the faint of heart. Please read with extreme caution: Those who were forced into the street were tied to one another and gagged to stifle their screams and protests. There seemed to be a ‘leader’ who then began speaking with a booming voice. From some videos that were taken with witnesses’ Telegems, the words spoken were: “People of Simul, it should come as no surprise that peace is nothing but a broken promise. Us magical and non-human people will never forget the trials and torture we have had to endure over the years. To this day, we still suffer in silence, dealing with your negative opinions, views, and prejudice while you all claim we coexist. It is time for us to take this land back. This is not our end. Only yours.” From there, the victims were set alight with what could only be described as lightning and fire magic. We only know it was magic due to witness testimonies and video evidence. This situation has prompted Ferren, our stand-in leader of Simul, to release the following statement and judgment: “Citizens of Simul, As horrible as this sounds, we need to do something drastic in order to keep our kingdom safe. From the moment this statement is released, all non-human and/or magical beings, items, etc MUST BE PURGED FROM ELEUTHERIA. Henceforth until further notice, Eleutheria will become a “Human Only District”. Those of you who reside within the walls of the capitol that must be displaced, please make your way to the nearest post office or city entrance for a voucher to make your transition to a new city easier. All magic and non-humans must leave the city limits within the next 24 hours. All establishments that sell/manufacture/teach magic must be shut down. As much as I would love to keep Simul whole, these attacks have fractured our safety and peace of mind in ways that will take time to mend. Please have patience and hold kindness for your neighbor. Ferren Drebek.” This is Lucius Scarletwound, reporting the news. Stay safe Simul. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

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Library of Shit Lore Stuff Just a Little History Button Most Recent Update Date 8 Beastiary Button Most Recent Update Date 4 Flora Mola Button Most Recent Update Date 12 Common Illnesses Button Most Recent Update Date 4 Royal Family Button Most Recent Update Date 3 Constellations Button Most Recent Update Date 4 Humanoid Races Native to Simul Button Most Recent Update Date 2 Simul Military Button Most Recent Update Date 7 Pantheon Button Most Recent Update Date 6 Potions and Drugs Button Most Recent Update Date 7 Currency Button Most Recent Update Date 3 Calendar and Holidays Button Most Recent Update Date 8 Lore Stuff Everything you need to know about Simul....and then some.