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  • Shite... | Kingdom of Simul

    Library of Shit Category Shite... Shite... Frank the Wizard was well on his way to a new realm. Simul had always been his home, but he was getting to the ripe old age of four hundred and he thought he would explore more of existence. Why is Frank so important to this story? You see, Frank, the forgetful man that he was, left something behind. A precious item that he had been keeping hidden from the masses for most of his life. Passed down from generations of the men in his family, Frank was the last to hold onto it. Though Frank was trusted with such an epic item, with his hurried packing, he...left it behind. Oh Forgetful Frank. What have you done? Once he realized what he had left behind, Frank wrote a letter. A letter? Yes. A fucking letter. Frank wrote such an eloquent letter and had it sent, Realm Delivery, to the King of Simul. Reader's Digest version: Dear King Dude, I left my staff behind and I don't want the bad guys getting it. Can you send out a thingy poster or whatever and recruit some peeps to go find it? Honestly, they can keep it if they do find it. I never figured out how to use it anyway. Oh, and don't forget to mention that I forgot that I trapped certain spots on the coast....I don't remember why. Forever Yours, Frank So, with the letter sent and the King in charge, Frank decided to spend the rest of retirement relaxing. Yay for Frank. The King, on the other hand, made his own poster thingies and sent them to the most famous of taverns throughout the land. At each of the Inn Maiden's taverns there have been poster thingies hung for the people of Simul to read: "Dear Citizens of Simul, Along the Eastern Coast where Forgetful Frank used to live, he seemed to have dropped a staff. I don't know what it does, but he said that you can keep it if you find it. Alfred Fortescue" And so the hunt begins! The Event Starting on 5-29, all those interested can begin in the Eastern coast channel. You can either post alone or with a partner(s). The rules are as follows: ~Every hour, you are allowed to roll 1d20 in the channel. ~There is no post minimum. ~Your character will trigger a "water balloon" trap every time you roll an even number. An orb of water no larger than their head that screeches obscenities will fall from the sky and hit the top of their head wherever they stand. (Yes, this means that it will hit no matter the type of barrier) ~You can have as many characters as you wish participate. ~The first person to roll a total of 120 will find the staff pictured below. Please ping staff when you reach 120 or higher. Whoever finds the staff will be granted the item with its abilities (which will be revealed when item is found), a custom title role of "Spectral Staff - 2020" and their last post displayed in Hall of Fame The Staff Indespectus Credit for the Weapon Design Not much is known, obviously, about the staff. Once found, the used will be revealed. What we DO know, is that the weapon is soulbound, meaning that the person who finds it will never be able to lose it, nor will anyone else be able to use its abilities. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top

  • Tristis Miser | Kingdom of Simul

    Library of Shit Archived/Retired Tristis Miser Tristis Miser Date and Time: 5-27-22 (Staff Start) til End Have you ever been depressed? Angry? Off the handle, as some would put it? Have you ever wondered why? Searched for an answer despite it feeling so hopeless to do so? Well, how about a surprise like no other? Let's be depressed and angry and anti-social together! If you answered no to any or all of the above, it is really going to suck to be you in about...two more paragraphs. Imagine: You live in Simul. You are minding your own business. The summer months have finally come and life is bursting across the land. Since the Timberholde Incident (tm), things have been relatively quiet. Right? Riiiiiight? Let's change that. One sunny day during the beginning of the warmer season, you are walking around town or exploring or perhaps murdering a group of skeletons, and you feel something reeeeally warm attach to one of your limbs. Peering upon said warmth, you spot a black, fuzzy ball that seems to have not even a mouth. Freaky much? Abso-fucking-lutely . Unfortunately, no matter how much you shake and throw that ass in a circle, this damned thing won't fall off. Worse yet? The closer you examine this little parasite, the more you realize it is in fact...just that. A singular claw, sunken into your flesh/shell/armor or what else have you, burying deep within your muscle/fat (Don't argue). As much as you pull and yank, this damn thing just won't come off! Does it get worse? Of fucking course it does. Because, the longer the little fucker stays stuck to you, the worse you feel. Depression would be easy considering the awful feelings and emotions and outbursts to come. Every day will become hard. Every action you will literally have to force your body to commit. Every word will feel like vomit falling from your lips. Life simply...will become the hardest thing you will ever have to do. There is one question burning on everyone's mind. Can it be cured? Perhaps the answer will bring a tiny little sliver of hope to your mind. Yes. There is a cure. How do you attain such? Within yourself. That's fucking right! YOU will have to find a reason to LIVE. Will you find it before you lose all hope or hurt someone? Or will you succumb to the evil brewing within. How the Event will run: ~On the date, a staff member will type the words "Event Started" in the events channel. ~If you choose to have a character or multiple take part in this awful experience, you will roll 1d100 in the bot spam channel, labeled with what character it is. Edited rolls will not count. Please roll with the name. That is that character's number. ~You are allowed to roll 1d100 every 60 minutes (time needs to be elapsed and roll must be labeled) ~If your character hits the roll, they have found their reason to live and the Anti-Cor AKA Tristis Miser will shrivel and fall off and die. ~There is no end to this event, but you are allowed to keep the parasite if that is something you want for your character. ~There is no post minimum for rolls minus the roll of the damn thing dying. Include the "reason to live" in the post. Come on people, this shit is traumatic. Notes to take: ~Your character's reaction to this "bad vibes" having mofo are totally up to you. Use it to bring the chaos or use it to be a depresso espresso. Whatever you like! ~Once the creature has died, it will shrivel and disappear ~You CAN have a singular character be the victim of more than one of these things at the same time, but each one needs its own number ~If a character has 3 or more of these attached, and manages to defeat 3 or more, please ping staff in the suggest and discuss channel in order to receive your brand new custom role title of "Espresso-ed the Depresso-2022" ~These creatures are about the size of a newborn: 6-9 pounds ~These creatures will latch onto limbs mostly, but will aim for any part of the body Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top

  • Simul Quarterly Issue 1 (June, 2023) | Kingdom of Simul

    Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Simul Quarterly Issue 1 (June, 2023) Hello all Simulians! With our newfound strength and technologies, we here at Coexisting Connections would like to present our first ever Simul Quarterly! We will make it our mission to give the people local and relevant 'gossip' of the kingdom to keep all of you in the know. So....where do we start? How about this whole new technology thing? Don't get this writer wrong , what happened in Timberholde will forever scar the minds and souls of the people of Simul. Having lost so many lives and homes, the awful event will haunt us til the end of time. Yet, Simulians are resilient! Not only has our largest city been rebuilt, but the survivors are thriving among the living! We have even acquired some new faces and even more new things. As word and teachings have been spread word of mouth, Simul is now home to many new objects that are seemingly making life so much easier! Have you seen those automobiles? I, myself have attained a brand new Telegem and cannot go a day without it. Being able to communicate with friends and family so easily is just top notch! You know what else I heard? Those who aided in Timberholde were given special deeds from the King himself! I am not sure what it was, but I also heard that it was big . I wish we knew who these people were so we could give them a day or something... Needless to say, Simul seems to have recovered quite nicely. Now, for the fun stuff! Do you find yourself lonely? Looking for love, but not finding anyone of note to take home to the parents? Wishing you knew where to find Mr. Right with the deep pockets mayhaps? Look no further than our next section! Introducing: Simul's Most Eligible Bachelors!!!! Bachelor Number One: @Muse Meet Alabaster. Successful in mineral and gemology, if he is tasked with appraising such things. Able to create diamonds and various gems and other precious stones, could be rich if he found it necessary. Enjoys sunshine and likes dogs and flowers. Look at that glowing skin! Isn't he a handsome hunk of man? (After Simul Quarterly is published, Alabaster find himself having a very difficult time leaving his home without at least three different people waiting outside, oh so patiently for him to emerge, for more than three months following. With bright eyes and clasped hands, most of the requests are not for his undivided attention so much as gifts . "I'm poor!" "I broke my pendant!" "Can you really produce gems?" None of these requests are so simple, however, having the uncanny tint of lust behind every word uttered. Almost...uncomfortably. How did they even find him?) Bachelor Number Two: @Licht Introducing Regnar. Though he is a devil-possessed and widely feared for that reason, he runs a successful blacksmithing operation, though he is mostly absent if not on search for rare materials or on any other business, personal or otherwise. Something of an equivalent to a popular other-wordly game serious character type, thriving on heretical strength without concern for things like status or public opinion. If he didn't spend most of his time playing dark hero, he would most likely amass a decent fortune through his business. Tough as nails, with all the brawn to back up his sharp tongue. Hot damn, amirite? (After Simul Quarterly is published, business is booming! At first, it was slow building, but eventually, Regnar would find himself quite overrun with many orders....all in person, of course. The flirty eyes and gifts of sweets are enough to make anyone sick, but, as like most things, it would be nice at first. After eight weeks of having to play coy or outright deny the advances, he starts to find... notes nailed to his door.) Bachelor Number Three: @Lord Fantasy Xavier Alabaster Alfonse, legally demonstrable good boy. Psychically capable, dabbles in alchemy, most importantly having a cute face, scritchable ears, and an impeccable fashion sense. Perhaps even more most importantly, rich by family name. He's even a mysterious detective! Do you think he is skilled enough to make it to your heart? (After Simul Quarterly is published, Xavier feels embarrassed enough from the initial influx of affection and recognition that he starts to avoid new detective work for a while. Staying home and keeping himself as busy as possible, he soon finds himself bored and...well, lonely. So, after a few weeks, he is certain that things have blown over and he can go get himself some food to fill his cupboards. Unfortunately, the die-hard fans have been waiting just behind the corner this whole time. The sound a squeal of happiness damn near shreds his ears to bits.) Bachelor Number Four: @Jellopy Lord Virgiliu Munteanu. A nobleman from a mountainous land's old money, has since acquired a fertile plot of land in Simul. The finest hunter in the kingdom (don't look it up), able to wrest wild beasts bare-handed, terrify bears with a single stare, and lift two women on each hand, his ALPHA MALE PRESENCE cowers lesser men within his sight. All that Virgiliu's heart desires rightfully belongs to him, and whatever doesn't, he will force into submission. His generosity is without bounds. As the greatest hunter of the kingdom (don't look it up), he often shares the spoils of his unparalleled hunts in his great feasts in his old-fashioned stone castle, where he also allows weary travelers to rest. But if someone fails to show him the respect he is owed (which is very easy, he's entitled as a bitch), he will make a bloody example out of them. While he casually enjoys the delights of women and is always accepting more, Virgiliu is only truly interested in those high-value enough to stand side-by-side with him, to terrorize towns together and claim their rights as King and Queen. Are you simply looking for a night of the excesses only an ALPHA MALE can provide, or will you be the one to shroud the land in darkness with him? He looks like the total... package . (After Simul Quarterly is published, Virgiliu will find himself quite enjoying the added attention he is getting. All the ladies and all the men, flocking and flaunting all over him. Hell, he could have easily bitten and fed off of any of them...Weeks would go by and he would feel like a KING, but something just felt off. What was it? Wait a minute...where was his favorite toy, Max? After digging himself from the pile of harem he had created, Virgiliu would traverse the large home his followers had built him just outside of the newly finished Timberholde to find Max, the cat boy, bowing before a golden statue of the vampire that hadn't been there before and chanting. All it would take was a clearing of Virgiliu's throat to prompt Max to turn around, knife in hand and a wild grin on his face. "If I can't have you to myself ...") Bachelor Number Five: @Zero Kisaragi This is Zero. A "man of no consequence" by his own description. That humble façade hides an extremely capable researcher and fighter that tends to venture out in the world and collect his own research material, magical artifacts, often from the lairs of dangerous creatures. Outside of that, he governs a city far away from Simul, under a different name. He values knowledge and a willingness to expand ones knowledge more than anything else. Despite his looks, he is also extremely tough and knowledgeable himself. Aloof and rational, but kindhearted when given the chance. A traveler that could likely do with someone traveling at his side, or someone that guides him home. A face even your mother would love! (After Simul Quarterly is published, while out on a short artifact retrieval mission mostly for personal purposes, Zero hadn't even heard of this 'list' he had been mentioned in. This...was not to his fortune. As he often did, the shadow had come close to finding the item in question, some sort of locket that supposedly contained the soul of a future God, when he happened across the path of three women. Now, smiling, very beautiful ladies standing in the depths of a long abandoned village hidden among the Red Mountains was odd enough, but the way their crazy eyes were seemingly trying to not only penetrate his soul, but his clothes too, Zero was just about to 'NOPE' out when he found himself feeling rather...dizzy? Waking up in a dimly lit cabin to one of the women attempting to peel off his top....) Bachelor Number Six: @Martin (19) Charles Coaulsofur. This is the sort of man that exudes charm through no effort of his own, gathering attention from both women and men, which is enjoyed equally by him. Charles is a figurehead, well known through all of Simul for his skill in metalwork, not only by mundane, but by his natural talent for enchanting metals, from jewelry to sculptures, anyone with an enjoyment of the shiny things in life will have plenty to show off. Make no mistake though, ensnaring this exquisite piece of platinum (for not even gold can apply to how rare Charles is) is not for the faint-hearted. With well over a century of life, he avoids for fear of outliving and difficulty of relating to those with a similar lifespan. But for those who manage to win the heart of this dragon, they will be richly rewarded. A life of riches and luxury, mixed in with cozy warmth and a strong sense of adventure across Simul. Strong enough to carry you over that threshold I see! (After Simul Quarterly is published, lonely souls and dragon hunters alike decided to wage war. For what, you ask? For the heart of Charles, of course! Now, it may be flattering to have people fight for your affection...but that was not the 'heart' the hunters were after. And after a few weeks of dodging bullets and... bullets , Charles would find himself in a very peculiar situation. All he wanted to do was go the the general store and get some flour for bread...why were there people confessing their love while simultaneously throwing explosives at a long line of tied up prisoners? OH GOD.) Bachelor Number Seven: @Spook This is Joseph. Joseph is a talented mage and swordsman, seeking to decipher the literal secrets of life and death. He specializes in lightning and water magic, and favors swords and spears. Right now he's technically an advanced student at Gul Academui, undertaking solo studies while occasionally giving lectures. He isn't afraid to kill for fight for protect the ones he cares about. He's also got an unhealthy sleep schedule something of a night owl, and happens to be of a foreign draconic lineage. His main interests include exploring new branches of magic to study, and even if it's not something he can learn, he still appreciates incredible innate power natural talent in others. He has a soft spot for avian creatures having raised a griffon, and enjoys long fights walks on the beach. Hauntingly handsome, if I do say so myself! (After Simul Quarterly is published, Joe had been doing what he always did. Training and reading nd attending classes like a 'good bean'. Hey, he was trying , right? For a couple months since the article, Joe had found himself in a few situations here and there. Clingy women, envious and aroused men, and even the occasional sentient beast had come to try their hand at capturing this brooding man's heart, all for naught. Needless to say, this did not go over well with some. Unfortunately for Joe, some of the some were...very powerful. One in particular that had had her eye on the mage for quite some time. As poor Joe-bean was just walking down the hall of Gul Academui, he could feel the eyes on him. Damn, he wished Silver was there to take the heat off of him. Just as the thought passed through his mind, the sound of slamming bodies coming from behind him had Joe spinning around, just in time to witness the last victim's face hit a marble wall. Before he could help the fallen, he too was slammed against the wall, but a warm, female form pressed against his front. A finger tilted his chin to her crazy wide eyes. "What's it gonna take to make you mine?") Bachelor Number Eight: Last in our list, but certainly not least : Lord Silver Drafaylum @Silver Drafaylum Despite his high title, fairly earned in the lands of Simul, Silver is not only mysterious, but humble. How such aspects could be paired with a man this good looking? Having made a name in our kingdom by his many works in aiding, philanthropy and charity, the half wolf, half elf masterpiece is almost a household name. Recently available, Silver may not be looking for anything serious, but this writer has it on good authority that he is a sucker for dark haired beauties and hopes for a family of his own. If stability is what you want, this wolf man is a fantastic choice! I mean, come one , the man lives in a castle! Known for his good looks, the company he keeps, and the viscous way he protects his own, this Lord is easily one of the best choices for a Happily Ever After. Do you think you can tame the beast within? (After Simul Quarterly is published, Silver was hit hard . Not violently, not yet. Being the owner and 'dean' of a magical academy made his already known name rather large after the Simul Quarterly came out. For weeks , the poor man had to endure love letters, unnecessary gifts, and relentless pioneering by males and females alike. Luckily, with his particular set of skills, he could often teleport out for 'emergencies' and 'Guardian matters'. Still, this did not stop the onslaught of 'fans'. In the background, unbeknownst to anyone , a small cult within the school walls had started. Senka happened upon the secret room, but before she could warm the wolven man, the group of a dozen women cast a sealing circle around her artificial body, trapping her behind walls. Though the effort was temporary, it was just enough time to find the headmaster and explain their...'emergency'. Silver, being the protective man he is, followed the group of women down a hallways he knew they shouldn't have been. That's when he found himself lost in his own cas-Wait. This wasn't his castle. Where the hell was he? And why was his head so fuzzy....wow...they were really pretty.) Thank you for reading Simul Quarterly! This is Flynn, signing off! Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

  • Yearning Mire | Kingdom of Simul

    In the lower western side of the continent, you will find yourself in Yearning Mire, a swampy marsh lands that leads you into the ocean. (High Fantasy Texted Based Roleplay. Join us on Discord today!) Yearning Mire In the lower western side of the continent, you will find yourself in Yearning Mire, a swampy marsh lands that leads you into the ocean. Far too close to Vex-Mora for most people to visit, as well as being too land locked for boats to want to dock, the area is still beautiful in its own way. Yearning Mire is home to many different flora that make for good potions. There are only very few and scattered ruins of what looked to be a once very wide city. Now, you will only find a couple of husks of buildings. Nothing worth living in, as breathing on them could cause collapse. Updates

  • Chaos Corners | Kingdom of Simul

    Library of Shit Category Chaos Corners Chaos Corners Overview: Chaos Corners are a special branch of channels placed in an adult category meant for the more dark aspects of roleplay. There are very few rules to follow in this section as it caters to the very deep, dark and taboo area of our minds. Please read through this short list before taking the role. 📌You MUST be 18+ to view and use these channels 📌Please follow our rule list 📌Gore, odd Kinks, and anything questionable are welcome in these channels except the below mentioned: 📌Pedophilia 📌Beastiality 📌Scat and Urination 📌Snuff 📌All questions pertaining to Chaos Corner must be asked in DMs to one of the staff or through a ping in the CC/NSFW Discussion channel 📌No screen shots of these sections should be shared with ANYONE. This is the internet, people. Use common sense. If one needs to be taken for staff, that is fine. 📌If something makes you uncomfortable, remove the role. 📌If you think it belongs in Chaos Corner, feel free to ask. Be safe rather than sorry. We have minors, folks. Use your brain. 📌NSFW content is allowed in these channels. 📌Follow all of Discord's TOS and Guidelines. Should any of these rules be violated, you will be warned or banned, depending on severity. This is left to Staff discretion. We are not responsible for your butt-hurted-ness. We are very strict on sticking to Guidelines and TOS, which leaves a lot open for us to roleplay out to our hearts' content. If it makes you uncomfortable, please remove the role. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top

  • Red Mountains | Kingdom of Simul

    Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Red Mountains WIP Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

  • Hunter's Moon | Kingdom of Simul

    Library of Shit Category Hunter's Moon Hunter's Moon Read More Here Nivalis 1st 11/5-11/9 Every year during the Festival of the Hunter's Moon, the people of Simul send forth their best and most skilled hunters to the closest mountains or forests in order to hunt for the rest of the land. The ones who participate are often very happy to do so. Especially with the thought of bragging rights and the chance at a weapon only given to the best. Each participant must travel to Eleutheria in order to be given a large bag of holding that is specially made to store beasts as large as a fully grown Fire Dragon ( Just suck it up in there somehow) and a week's worth of rations. All participants are guaranteed a sum of five gold pieces just for participation. They are also told to pack heavy and warm. It's cold out there! Should they win, they will be summoned, via a portal, back tot he capitol city in order to claim their prize which is always personally handed to them by a member of the royal family. An announcement, revealing the winner replaces the posters in any given spot. So, smile wide and be proud! Rules: 📌You can have as many characters as you wish partake 📌There is no post minimum 📌You can roll once every 60 minutes (60 Minutes between) 📌Your character(s) can only be in one place at once. The places for hunts are: 📌Pulchra Viridi 📌Southern Forest 📌Red Mountains 📌Lake Chester (Eleutheria) 📌Lake Torra 📌Alderman Mountains 📌Sterilis 📌Yearning Mire Post SetUp: 📌Post (If you want) 📌Roll 1d20 - Add total after to keep track 📌Post (If you want) Monsters and Beasts you may catch if you roll: 📌1 to 4= Small Catch (Rodent, Small Bird, Small Fish, ETC) = 1 Point 📌5 to 9= Meal Sized Catch (Birds, Fish, Anything Smaller than a boar, ETC) = 2 Points 📌10 to 14= Moderate Catch (Boars, Cows, Stags, Anything comparable in size, ETC) = 3 Points 📌15 to 19= Large Catch (Elk, Small Dragons, ETC) = 4 Points 📌20 = (Full Sized Dragons, Whales, ETC) = 5 Points Please keep track of your points! The one who has the most at the end will win the following prizes. Side Note: You are absolutely allowed to get creative with the types of beasts your character catches. Send The 2025 Winner Will Receive: 📌The Custom Role Title of "Heroic Hunter". This title will pass on to the next winner 📌The Ring and Lantern combo Weapon Named: Share The Burden 📌 Both the ring and the lantern are indestructible. 📌 The wearer of the ring can summon the lantern at will to the same hand the ring is adorned. This takes less than two seconds. The lantern can also be dismissed in the same amount of time. 📌 When lit, which takes a second, the lantern is activated, which activates its ability. 📌 Up to two different people (Other than the ring wearer) can be selected by the ring wearer. They do not have to be in eyesight. Once the (up to) two targets have been chosen, the ring wearer can choose to "Share the Burden". Should anyone of the three be injured, the ring wearer can decide to split the damage amongst them all, including themselves. They can also decide how much damage each person receives. For example: Person 2 is stabbed in the thigh. Person 1 (Ring Wearer) chooses that Person 2 should have all of the damage. Person 3 now has that stab wound and Person 2 is fine. OR: Same instance, Person 1 decides to share the burden across all of them, making the wound smaller for each person. 📌 This can be used infinite amounts of times (Given the Ring Wearer does not perish) 📌 The Ring Wearer may transfer up to ONE (Per Combat Scene) injury to their own person to another (Or Two) 📌 All injuries, illnesses, diseases, curses, and hexes are included (Please ask if you don't know if something qualifies! This may be subject to staff/OOC Perms) This explanation is subject to slight changes. All changes will be signified with a ping to Events Winner: Lyanna Legend Send The 2024 Winner Will Receive: 📌The Custom Role Title of "Heroic Hunter". This title will pass on to the next winner 📌The FireArm Weapon Named: Tempestas 📌Unbreakable 📌Soulbound (Only the Owner can use the magical properties. Others can use the bullets) 📌Un-Jam-Able 📌Holds unlimited bullets (.45 Caliber) 📌Can shoot two bullets per turn, one turn between to turn the cylinder 📌Shoots Elemental Magic Bullets alongside Regular Bullets or alone 📌Magical Bullets come from the much smaller barrel below main barrel 📌There are 30 Magical Bullets that can be fired before three turn reset/recharge 📌The user decides, by thought, what type of element is shot from the small barrel 📌Fire 📌Water/Ice 📌Electricity 📌Holy/White 📌Shadow/Dark 📌Stone/Earth 📌Each Magical Bullet does elemental damage, but paired with bullets, causes that type too. The magical damage is 'curse' like, meaning, it can spread over an area (6 inches/ 152.4mm). Will cause some blunt damage. This Year's Winner: Unclaimed Send 2023 Winner Will Recieve: 📌The Custom Role Title will be transferred to them for the following year 📌A Bow by the name of Pharus Bow plus quiver created by a local blacksmith in Eluetheria and gifted to them by King Alfred at the end of the event 📌Is unbreakable 📌Is Soulbound (Only the owner can utilize it's ability) 📌Arrows shot by Pharus are seeking, meaning they will hit the target in a 1.6 kilometer range (One mile approx). (OC targets get to choose where it hits on their character) 📌Once a target is hit, a light beacon only seen by the Pharus holder emits a light until target comes back into view for easy tracking 📌Should the target be deceased, upon arrival, Pharus transforms into a simple blade and completely butchers and packages the meat for easy packing and clean up. This includes magical paper wrapping. 📌Auto-Hit is good for once per target per day (IC and OOC) 📌 A heft sum of Twenty Gold Pieces 📌Bragging rights (Obviously) Feel free to take image and customize it for your own use on your character's profile. This Year's Winner: @Spook 's Suirin Second Place Winner Will Recieve: 📌A Bow by the name of Feather Fax plus quiver created by a local blacksmith in Eluetheria and gifted to them by King Alfred at the end of the event 📌Is unbreakable 📌Is Soulbound (Only the owner can utilize it's ability) 📌Once a target is hit, a light beacon only seen by the Feather holder emits a light until target comes back into view for easy tracking 📌A hefty sum of ten Gold Pieces Second Place Winner: @Muse 's Stacy Send The 2022 Winner Will Receive: 📌The Custom Role Title will be transferred to them for the following year 📌A Scythe by the name of Sanitatem created by a local blacksmith in Eluetheria and gifted to them by King Alfred 📌Is unbreakable 📌Is Soulbound (Only the owner can utilize it's ability) 📌Can be used to instantly heal three moderate wounds, even during combat (Up to limb reattachment). When healing is used, the lace attached to the pole will disappear for 24 hours. 📌Bragging rights (Obviously) Feel free to take image and customize it for your own use on your character's profile. (Image Credit) Event winner: @Bio's Character Evan Send The 2021 Winner Will Receive: 📌 The Custom Role Title of "Heroic Hunter". This title will pass on to the next winner 📌 A Pendant of Tracking. This pendant: 📌 Is Unbreakable 📌 Is Soulbound (Only the person who won it can use it) 📌 Is able to track anyone or anything within a 500 mile radius (As long as it traveled by ground) for up to a week after. This Years' Winner: No longer in server No Updates Yet Most Recent Update November 5, 2025 Views Back to Top

  • Festivus Volatus | Kingdom of Simul

    Library of Shit Category Festivus Volatus Festivus Volatus Start Date and Time: 8-4-20 at 12 AM MT A rumor has been spreading among those who love to travel the the Great city of Astu Aether . What is this rumor? Well, I will tell you. Sheesh. Be patient. It appears that a large creature has been living at the top of the tree that teleports people to and from the sky city, which has disrupted the flow of magic. Without a way to transport between Simul's main land and the city, a lot of people have been stuck on either side. With posters being handed out throughout the city itself and Simul below, people have begun to gather, trying to get the great beast to come down. It wasn't until a street vendor was cooking some delectable whatever the fuck that the creature made a move. Citizens were quite surprised to see that it was a very large griffin! White feathers and a pristine beak, but rather lacking in muscle as it obviously hadn't eaten in quite some time. The vendor did what he could to coax the beast out, only to be denied such. Apparently, the damned thing is picky. But now, the people know what they have to do... The Event Your character(s) need to find out what it is this beast likes to eat and try and get it out of the freaking tree. Food seems to be the way to go, but trying to figure out what it likes is going to be the hard part. Post Structure ~Type what your character(s) are offering to the griffin for sustenance ~Roll 1d20 Each roll be added to a total sum. Once the total reaches 1000 or higher, the person who rolled will win the griffin as a pet/mount Creature Information ~Is 7 feet tall at the head ~15 feet long from nose to tail ~Weighs 2400 lbs ~Flight of 121 mph ~Ground Speed: 70 mph over a thirty second period ~Fire Breath: From mouth outward in a cone up to 60 feet away and 4 feet wide ~Ice Breath: From mouth outward in a cone up to 60 feet away and 4 feet wide ~Talons and Beak: Unbreakable unless final death ~Transformation: Can be in a small, palm sized statue, or instantly transform when put upon the ground into full sized griffin. Stature is unbreakable unless on death transformation. ~Self Resurrection: If killed, will transform into tiny stature on the spot. After 2 days IRL, will resurrect. Must be roleplaying during that time or time will transfer to IC time. ~Loyal only to handler. Will not allow other riders unless handler is aboard. Winner will also receive last and accepted food post in Hall of Fame and Custom Role Title of Finicky Flyer - 2020 Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top

  • Simul Military | Kingdom of Simul

    Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Simul Military There are different factions within the Simulian Military and Constables ("Police"). Below, you will find each and their specialties, playability, information, etc. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

  • Furvus Serpens | Kingdom of Simul

    Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Furvus Serpens When the quiet dwarves of Dun'Lorn began their complaint, the King knew something was wrong. It started with a few trembles here and there. Nothing the good people of the dwarven city couldn't handle. Assuming it to be the natural shift of tectonic plates, they brushed it off as small quakes and nothing more. With such a fortress beneath them, there was no cause for concern...yet. Days went by, and the trembles became more and more hectic. Chips in the city walls. Rocks falling from the innards of the mountain. People injured by debris. It was time to ring the alarm. Riorji, the leader of Dun'Lorn, called for aide from the King, who in turn, sent out some of his scouts to find the source of the issue. Mages felt the last. Hunters examined the landscape. For a couple of weeks, they found absolutely nothing. Kiln, an elven explorer, was the unfortunate one to come across the ultimate discovery of the issue. By the time he had made it back to Eleutheria, his blonde hair had turned damn near translucent. The panicked man sputtered words of the great beast of the north. A completely black dragon, bigger than he had ever seen, making its way toward The Ros. The mountains had been damaged in its wake and only gnawed bones were left where larger creatures had tried to buck up to the massive monster. With the King's aide, a warning was sent in the form of a wanted 'poster' all across the great land of Simul. Event Starts 6/26 at 12 AM MT Meet Furvus Serpens. A large, obsidian dragon. What he is capable of, no one knows. The pictures are for scale on how large this mofo really is. He will be starting with 750 hit points for this event. Below are the rules for posting. Each character you have in the event (As many as you want) will be given 150 hit points at the beginning. Should your character roll good (Between 8-20) for The Ros pools, they have the chance to regain 10 hit points. Rules for The Ros apply. Post Structure: ~Post Intro Post ~Roll 1d20 in the channel for hit or miss. ~1-9 is a miss ~10-20 is a hit ~Should you roll a hit, roll one more d20 in the channel for damage done. ~DM will post every day at 12 AM MT and 3 PM MT ~You must post after the DM. ~DM will keep track of hit points (You can too because mistakes happen). ~Whoever lands the last hit AND the most damage will gain the prizes. Prizes: Prize for the most damage done will receive a band new weapon. ~4 foot blade ~Soulbound (Only the wielder can activate the abilities attached). ~Unbreakable ~Never Dulls ~Does Fire Damage. Up to five feet from the blade after swung, a blade shaped flame will emit outward. Flame is 2500 Degrees Fahrenheit. Prize for Last Hit will receive: Armor Suit. ~Unbreakable ~Soulbound (Cannot be worn by anyone other than the owner. Will cause burns to body) ~Makes character's covered areas completely immune to all forms of fire and frost fire (Cold Fire), natural or magical ~Makes character's covered areas immune to ALL forms of dragon breath abilities. Custom role title of "Dragon Brawls - 2020" Spot in Hall of Fame with last post. Credit for Armor and Weapon Images to Roll For Fantasy Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

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  • Vex-Mora | Kingdom of Simul

    Welcome to the last place you want to be. Vex-Mora is a town located just to the west of Mary's tavern. (High Fantasy Texted Based Roleplay. Join us on Discord today!) Vex-Mora Welcome to the last place you want to be. Vex-Mora is a town located just to the west of Mary's tavern. Those who have nowhere to go have decided to settle in the area. Unsavory folks with pasts that rival most. But....there is always a reason to visit... Here, you can find anything you need. Nearly. Lost, forbidden magics and potions. Items of rarity. Things...that others may find hard to stomach. Favors from those who have nothing left to lose. The price you pay will depend. Not always is coin accepted.. The trail is overgrown. The air is putrid. You will know when you arrive. The question is, will you leave in one piece? You may want to consider masking who you truly are... The people that roam Vex Mora are far from friendly. Never assume you can gain any leeway here unless you have a pocket full of coin, or an item of value. The best thing for you to do is do your business and get out. They may live as a community, but they are far from the word. Attacking and eating each other is a common occurrence. Year Incorporated: 1207 Population: Approximately 6,000 Human-ish: 42% Elven-ish: 11% Dwarven-ish: 3% Other Things: 41% Magically Inclined(Or...things): Approximately 33% Updates Corrosive Concoctions Need something a little more 'aggressive'? How about something downright...taboo? Go see Milian at Corrosive Concoctions. Having been the at the headstone of Vex Mora's beginning, Milian has also been the local "Poison Man" if you will. He can get you anything. If he can't find it, he will make it. Everything within this establishment has a high price... Menu Here Witches Witness The Witch’s Witness is run by, you guessed it, a witch. Her name is Barbara and she claims to be more or less a prophet of witchcraft. You’ll find everything from voodoo dolls to ancient, cursed books containing knowledge man should never have here… All for a price. She doesn’t just take money, but she also trades for things you’ll regret giving away. If you try to cheat or trick her the saying goes that “you’d be better off trying to run from the devil in hell than getting away from this woman”. Chopping Block The Chopping Block is the prime butcher’s shop in Vex Mora. Run by a strange, unidentifiable monstrosity in the guise of a man’s flesh (Mostly...or at least, that’s the rumor) who goes by the unassuming name of Carl, there’s no better place to find quality meat, not in any other shady back alley in Vex Mora! Though, the owner gets rather upset if you ask where the meat comes from or about his origins… He likes to keep his secrets. But if you listen to the word on the street, not all of the meat comes from animals… Not like the people of Vex Mora mind. Fingers and Fiddles Fingers and Fiddles, a house of whores and a house of… Music? For some reason, every third man (or woman) hired is a musician. The music plays all day and all night, which would irritate neighbors if not for them changing the tune to be more soothing at night. The owner, Madame Marian, always goes on about how she wants to maintain an air of “class”... Despite the floors being no cleaner than the prostitutes who work there. It’s widely believed that any whore who can’t please or sing well enough for the clients and the madame ends up dismembered and tossed away like yesterday’s garbage. The Drunken Donkey Yee-haw, yee-haw! The Drunken Donkey, named for the donkey carcass mounted on the wall over the fireplace, is one of the least reputable pubs in town. People don’t just come here to drink, they come here to gamble, to settle scores, and to collect dues. The place is filthy and not even the drinks and food are guaranteed to be clean, but the drink and food is usually the last concern people have coming here. The owner, Darl, hates the owner of the Hellhole with a passion, and Five-Finger Lenny hates him back. It’s said that they were twins who grew up having violently opposing ideologies about the importance of cleanliness. Celestial Athenaeum Upon walking into the only book holding building in Vex, you will be greeted with a rather...beautiful sight. How the beasts that make up such an awful place managed to complete a gorgeous piece of architecture, no one really knows. Most because no one wants to ask. The deep you roam into Celestial Anthenaeum, the larger it gets. Rooms dedicated learning the more... "dark" arts of life. Magic and life is general. Is it worth it to try and get in? Sure. Can you get out? Perhaps...The rumor is, the owner, Mavros has a taste for large brains. Hell Hole The Hellhole is a tavern that is… Oddly fine for the name and the place it is located in. It is almost always spotless clean despite the kind of raffle that runs through it, and it always smells of roses. The owner is a rather odd man who goes by the name of Five-Finger Lenny. The tavern sells the finest ale in town and it is said that the owner offers plenty of other… Darker services in the back. One thing for sure is that anyone who causes a mess is known to wake up the next day missing a finger, or even much more than that. The owner has a bloody hatred for the owner of the Drunken Donkey. It’s said that they were twins who grew up having violently opposing ideologies about the importance of cleanliness. Enchanted Enhancements Vex Mora's most infamous blacksmith. Meet Hesker. Hesker has the wares you need. (HA). For a massive price, this creepy old man can make you just about any melee weapon of choice...with just about any enchantment. They may not be unbreakable, but they can definitely be brutal. Marsha's Tavern More information HERE

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