Library of Shit Category So Bad, I'm Good So Bad, I'm Good Experience is the best Inexperience Does anyone else remember their first text based roleplay? How about the site or app you used? Was it on your phone? On a computer? More importantly... Would you cringe reading it today? I know I would. Now, what would you say if I said we are going to do it again? Yeeeeeah. Welcome to the worst event in Simul history. It is time to summon your inner one liner. Let's break all the Rules For this event, your goal is to complete an entire scene in four day's time. Below are the rules. 📌 Your post must not be more than 200 characters in length 📌 You can use more than one character per scene 📌 You must roleplay with someone else. You cannot do a solo scene for this 📌 The scene must be canon for your character. This means it is an actual scene, not a one off 📌 The scene must come to an end before 11:59 PM on the 23rd (MST) There will be an announcement 📌 The scene can start anytime after 12:01 AM on the 20th (MST) There will be an announcement 📌 You can post in any channel for this event 📌 You must roleplay in a thread for tracking and voting purposes 📌 You must post your thread, once made, in the channel located in Requests and Discussion under the title So Bad, I'm Good Event Post Tracking How do you win? Easy peasy. Everyone, including you, will get three votes. You will be able to vote by putting an emoji on the thread you like. We do suggest waiting til the scene is done to vote, but you can vote for whatever scenes you like whenever you like. You can even vote for yourself! However, you can only vote for a scene once, so be smart about which ones you like. You don't have to use all of your votes, but your votes must come before the end of the event (Our bot records when reactions are added, so please don't try to be sneaky my dudes). Also, please keep in mind, if you are doing your scenes in the adult channels, not everyone can see them, so you may get less votes. You CAN vote even if you do not participate. What are you gonna win? Just a nifty little custom role title labled "So Bad, I'm Good - 2026" so that everyone can know you can also roleplay like a newb. We love our newbs <3 Good luck! Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top

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Library of Shit Events and Holidays Hunter's Moon Hunter's Moon Read More Here Nivalis 1st 11/5-11/9 Every year during the Festival of the Hunter's Moon, the people of Simul send forth their best and most skilled hunters to the closest mountains or forests in order to hunt for the rest of the land. The ones who participate are often very happy to do so. Especially with the thought of bragging rights and the chance at a weapon only given to the best. Each participant must travel to Eleutheria in order to be given a large bag of holding that is specially made to store beasts as large as a fully grown Fire Dragon ( Just suck it up in there somehow) and a week's worth of rations. All participants are guaranteed a sum of five gold pieces just for participation. They are also told to pack heavy and warm. It's cold out there! Should they win, they will be summoned, via a portal, back tot he capitol city in order to claim their prize which is always personally handed to them by a member of the royal family. An announcement, revealing the winner replaces the posters in any given spot. So, smile wide and be proud! Rules: 📌You can have as many characters as you wish partake 📌There is no post minimum 📌You can roll once every 60 minutes (60 Minutes between) 📌Your character(s) can only be in one place at once. The places for hunts are: 📌Pulchra Viridi 📌Southern Forest 📌Red Mountains 📌Lake Chester (Eleutheria) 📌Lake Torra 📌Alderman Mountains 📌Sterilis 📌Yearning Mire Post SetUp: 📌Post (If you want) 📌Roll 1d20 - Add total after to keep track 📌Post (If you want) Monsters and Beasts you may catch if you roll: 📌1 to 4= Small Catch (Rodent, Small Bird, Small Fish, ETC) = 1 Point 📌5 to 9= Meal Sized Catch (Birds, Fish, Anything Smaller than a boar, ETC) = 2 Points 📌10 to 14= Moderate Catch (Boars, Cows, Stags, Anything comparable in size, ETC) = 3 Points 📌15 to 19= Large Catch (Elk, Small Dragons, ETC) = 4 Points 📌20 = (Full Sized Dragons, Whales, ETC) = 5 Points Please keep track of your points! The one who has the most at the end will win the following prizes. Side Note: You are absolutely allowed to get creative with the types of beasts your character catches. Send The 2025 Winner Will Receive: 📌The Custom Role Title of "Heroic Hunter". This title will pass on to the next winner 📌The Ring and Lantern combo Weapon Named: Share The Burden 📌 Both the ring and the lantern are indestructible. 📌 The wearer of the ring can summon the lantern at will to the same hand the ring is adorned. This takes less than two seconds. The lantern can also be dismissed in the same amount of time. 📌 When lit, which takes a second, the lantern is activated, which activates its ability. 📌 Up to two different people (Other than the ring wearer) can be selected by the ring wearer. They do not have to be in eyesight. Once the (up to) two targets have been chosen, the ring wearer can choose to "Share the Burden". Should anyone of the three be injured, the ring wearer can decide to split the damage amongst them all, including themselves. They can also decide how much damage each person receives. For example: Person 2 is stabbed in the thigh. Person 1 (Ring Wearer) chooses that Person 2 should have all of the damage. Person 3 now has that stab wound and Person 2 is fine. OR: Same instance, Person 1 decides to share the burden across all of them, making the wound smaller for each person. 📌 This can be used infinite amounts of times (Given the Ring Wearer does not perish) 📌 The Ring Wearer may transfer up to ONE (Per Combat Scene) injury to their own person to another (Or Two) 📌 All injuries, illnesses, diseases, curses, and hexes are included (Please ask if you don't know if something qualifies! This may be subject to staff/OOC Perms) This explanation is subject to slight changes. All changes will be signified with a ping to Events Winner: Lyanna Legend Send The 2024 Winner Will Receive: 📌The Custom Role Title of "Heroic Hunter". This title will pass on to the next winner 📌The FireArm Weapon Named: Tempestas 📌Unbreakable 📌Soulbound (Only the Owner can use the magical properties. Others can use the bullets) 📌Un-Jam-Able 📌Holds unlimited bullets (.45 Caliber) 📌Can shoot two bullets per turn, one turn between to turn the cylinder 📌Shoots Elemental Magic Bullets alongside Regular Bullets or alone 📌Magical Bullets come from the much smaller barrel below main barrel 📌There are 30 Magical Bullets that can be fired before three turn reset/recharge 📌The user decides, by thought, what type of element is shot from the small barrel 📌Fire 📌Water/Ice 📌Electricity 📌Holy/White 📌Shadow/Dark 📌Stone/Earth 📌Each Magical Bullet does elemental damage, but paired with bullets, causes that type too. The magical damage is 'curse' like, meaning, it can spread over an area (6 inches/ 152.4mm). Will cause some blunt damage. This Year's Winner: Unclaimed Send 2023 Winner Will Recieve: 📌The Custom Role Title will be transferred to them for the following year 📌A Bow by the name of Pharus Bow plus quiver created by a local blacksmith in Eluetheria and gifted to them by King Alfred at the end of the event 📌Is unbreakable 📌Is Soulbound (Only the owner can utilize it's ability) 📌Arrows shot by Pharus are seeking, meaning they will hit the target in a 1.6 kilometer range (One mile approx). (OC targets get to choose where it hits on their character) 📌Once a target is hit, a light beacon only seen by the Pharus holder emits a light until target comes back into view for easy tracking 📌Should the target be deceased, upon arrival, Pharus transforms into a simple blade and completely butchers and packages the meat for easy packing and clean up. This includes magical paper wrapping. 📌Auto-Hit is good for once per target per day (IC and OOC) 📌 A heft sum of Twenty Gold Pieces 📌Bragging rights (Obviously) Feel free to take image and customize it for your own use on your character's profile. This Year's Winner: @Spook 's Suirin Second Place Winner Will Recieve: 📌A Bow by the name of Feather Fax plus quiver created by a local blacksmith in Eluetheria and gifted to them by King Alfred at the end of the event 📌Is unbreakable 📌Is Soulbound (Only the owner can utilize it's ability) 📌Once a target is hit, a light beacon only seen by the Feather holder emits a light until target comes back into view for easy tracking 📌A hefty sum of ten Gold Pieces Second Place Winner: @Muse 's Stacy Send The 2022 Winner Will Receive: 📌The Custom Role Title will be transferred to them for the following year 📌A Scythe by the name of Sanitatem created by a local blacksmith in Eluetheria and gifted to them by King Alfred 📌Is unbreakable 📌Is Soulbound (Only the owner can utilize it's ability) 📌Can be used to instantly heal three moderate wounds, even during combat (Up to limb reattachment). When healing is used, the lace attached to the pole will disappear for 24 hours. 📌Bragging rights (Obviously) Feel free to take image and customize it for your own use on your character's profile. (Image Credit) Event winner: @Bio's Character Evan Send The 2021 Winner Will Receive: 📌 The Custom Role Title of "Heroic Hunter". This title will pass on to the next winner 📌 A Pendant of Tracking. This pendant: 📌 Is Unbreakable 📌 Is Soulbound (Only the person who won it can use it) 📌 Is able to track anyone or anything within a 500 mile radius (As long as it traveled by ground) for up to a week after. This Years' Winner: No longer in server No Updates Yet Most Recent Update November 5, 2025 Views Back to Top

Hiems 4th, 10,019 Hello again Simulians. It is I, Lucius Scarletwound, to bring you your next Simul Quarterly. We have loads to report on here at Coexisting Connections, so let's get into it. Our dear kingdom has been doing rather well the last year or so, and so, there wasn't much to report on. No news is good news, right? While the quiet settled in, Ferren has been hard at work, making sure Simul has stayed as peaceful as possible. Keeping up with routine patrols by Simul's greatest military, keeping the food supply plentiful, and even making appearances throughout the kingdom, I think we can all agree that Ferren has been a model leader. All good things must come to an end, however, and with that, we, as the greatest kingdom ever known, must decide on who will continue to rule. Ferren and his chosen allies in leadership have done all they can to make sure every single Sumilian feels safe and secure. They would also like to thank everyone who has followed the new laws. This hasn't been exactly easy for all of us. It has been over a year since the Fortescue's were taken from us. Since that time, it is Ferren who has held us together with constant reminders that we are all in this together. However, it is you, the people, who have made living in peace without fear, possible. Speaking of loving thy neighbor, we here at Coexisting Connections have gotten word that Simul's food stores were not as badly hit as initially thought. Not only that, but this year's Festival of the Hunter's Moon was a GIANT success! Our largest contributor, a young woman by the name of Lyanna Legend, brought back enough meat to feed three cities for a month alone. Alongside the MASSIVE meat stores from the Crustation Infestation brought back by a young lady by the name is Stacy Carson and another citizen by the name of Kamal, Simul has been set! Should you, your family, or anyone you know be in need, please make your way to your nearest Licensing Office to receive another ration box. Please have your registration handy as we must still keep track of everyone who has been fed this season. Unfortunately, not all news in recent days has been all good. Just last week, there were talks of a slaughter on the Alderman Mountains. Word and witnesses say that there was a large group of people who appeared to be working together to maim and murder a group of elves and their deer companions. Once a troop of Syphon Mages and Constables went to investigate, they were met with a gruesome scene. Indeed, some magical people had had their way with innocent lives. Due to this, Ferren had announced that his troops will be expanding their efforts in order to finally find and deal with whomever is committing these terrible acts. If you have any information, please reach out to Malum Distantia on Simul Social, or contact us here, at Coexisting Connections. You can also tag us on Simul Social. If you see something, please say something. We are all in this together. That's all for this issue of Simul Quarterly. Be safe out there, Simul. Signed, Lucius Scarletwound

Greetings Dear Simulians, It is my honor to bring you the most recent news possible. Stay in the know, Simul, and keep yourselves, your families and friends safe and healthy! The winter months are starting to come to an end, albeit, with some cold fronts still moving in. Ferren and our capitol are still making sure every soul is fed and warm, even while we send aide toward Korrig and Dry Gulch to get the ports and trade running again. We do appreciate all of your patience while this is being accomplished. Please keep an eye out for your neighbors, friends. We are all in this together. On a more serious note, recent numbers of registrations have brought to light that there are still those who would rather hold onto some sort of 'freedom' rather than make their fellow humanoids comfortable. As much as we understand that registering all magic and items associated, we must come together in order to save lives. Yes, the processes and laws being passed may seem inconvenient and invading, but it is for the betterment of Simul. With this being said, Ferren has made an announcement that there will be more a presence of the King's Guard posted around Simul. Please carry your registrations at all times, as failing to provide identification can and will lead to, and not limited to, imprisonment and fines. Keep your eyes peeled, Simul. This new law has been implemented due to more attacks and senseless killings that have been reported to the capitol. According to witnesses and subsequent investigations, there have been a total of three different attacks on Simul soil in the last week with a death toll of 76. Each and every attack has been associated with the mysterious robed figures as well as heavy use of magics. Alongside of implementation of the new laws and guards, the following statements have come directly from our new fearless leader, Ferren: "All magic academies/schools will now be under heavy scrutiny and guard. As of now, all magic schools must close their doors to operations, effective immediately. Unfortunately, until all residents inside of our kingdom are registered, we must contain all magic use to the best of our abilities. We do apologize for any inconvenience this may cause." "Portals to the 'outside' cities will be cut off from the mainland, effective immediately. Due to the lack of cooperation from Arcanus Aecor, Occultatem Terra, and Astu Aether, the capitol has decided, for the moment, that it is best to shut the portals down. Any and all rations that are needed for survival will be transported by the King's Guard once per month until each city can contain itself or they comply. This also stands for the islands of Curet Insula. Since the obliteration of the bridge that connected both lands, it has been decided to keep the severance until further notice."   "Simul's food stores have been raided. This will cause more chaos than necessary. Please, be patient and have faith in your new capitol leaders during this trying time. In less than two months, crops should be back in the swing. With our efforts in saving our docks and trade cities, we hope that there will be an easier time feeding all. Please continue to fetch your rations in a timely manner. If you have any suggestions on how to stretch your food, share on Simul Social for your fellow neighbors." On our final note, we here at Coexisting Connections ask that you report anything suspicious. Keep your telegems close. Record everything. Report everything. The only way we strive is to survive, and we are going to strive, Simul. This is Lucius Scarletwound, reporting the news. Stay safe Simul.