Library of Shit Lore Stuff Flora Mola Flora Mola Welcome to Simul! A place where your wildest imagination comes to life! Among the plant-life of Simul, you will find 99% of flora and 'stones' found in modern Earth. Below, you will find attached lost pages of personal Flora and Mola journals. Note: To easily find types of plants, use hashtags in your searches Cavum Caps Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #mushroom #fungus #edible #lumenscent #painrelief #powerder #salve Cavum Caps are fairly small, usually standing no more than three inches tall at max and weighing around 10 grams. These mushrooms sometimes emit a very faint illumination during warm weather nights. The color emit is usually blue or teal. The tops of Cavum Caps are round with small, random pits. The mature caps tend to have low hanging gills that are teal in color. The majority of the body of these mushrooms range in an odd brown-red color. Cavum Caps are generally located in shaded and moist forested areas in foot diameter, tight groupings. These mushrooms have many uses including: 📌Can be used freshly picked or dried. Locals tend to dry. 📌Cap and stem can both be used as properties seem to be thorough. 📌Most popular way to be consumed is to crush to dust and combine with an edible oil to use as a salve 📌Generally used for pain relief 📌Loses some potency when cooked or heated Flamma Fungus Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #mushroom #fungus #heat #fire #edible This particular fungus seems to be fairly popularly grown in backyard gardens. Found randomly, singularly in shaded forest areas. Its use is rather simple being it produces heat. With a tap of the bulbus like head of the green fungus, and after given nearly 30 seconds, Flamma's glowing head will produce enough heat to spark tinder. These 'plants' will not grow larger than three inches tall and even less wide. Once cut, they become useless, still edible with little nutritional value or flavor. Luquidium Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #water #illuminate #blue If you are lucky enough to find of of these stones, often found near or in water bodies, you have found a stone that produces just that: Water. Luquidum is rare, but very easy to spot. Rubbing the smooth and glossy stone will cause it to leak enough water to quench one's thirst and does not seem to run out. Very rarely sold in shops with a price tag to match. Stone will shrink over time until it eventually turns to blue-ish sand and stops producing water. Lover's Binding Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #gem #love #potion This purple hued stone is a very popular ore used in many 'love' type potions and rituals. Though it looks very close to many other gems, the black strip embed throughout helps to differentiate. It is said to hold the aura of love and passion, but this is only when crushed and used in other mixtures. Alone, the gem-like stone is inert. Fairly inexpensive at most shops, but easily found buried in fertile soils of meadow type areas. Mela Pot Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #tree #soft #wood #edible #honey Most adult Mella Pot trees average a base of 20 feet in diameter and twice that in height. The bark of these trees is comparable to generic stone, but getting through to the middle is most peoples' dream! Once felled, these trees spill their luscious and viscous honey fluid! That's right, watch out bees, you can be outdone! A much safer attained alternative, Simulians tend to get their supply of honey from Mellas. However, MOST 'ethically' harvest from these trees with a tap specially made to pierce their incredibly hard layer of bark. Their wood is also great for any softer projects, but not so much for structural. Vita Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #plant #expensive #farm As dark as the cloudiest night, Vita stones are not only enchanting, but highly sought. These stones feel, weigh, and even look very similar to Obsidian, but they are much smoother than their cousins. With a name deriving from the Latin word for "Life", Vita stones were given their namesake due to their odd power. This power, still questioned to this day, gives this stone the ability to culture and nourish plant life on its surface. They are in the medium when it comes to rarity, but still sold in shops for the home-gardener for a hefty price in bulk. Clover Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #clover #flower #groundcover Clovers are a beautiful addition to any garden. Being very small, many nature-minded people use clover for yard ground coverage instead of manicured grass in order to maintain a diverse biome. Besides, the four leafed clovers are said to bring good luck! During warmer weather, clover patches will produce small flowers in various bright colors, adding to the aesthetic. Clover is also very nutritious for livestock and some like to add this plant to hot beverages for its nutritional values and aroma. Fulmen Sphere Submitted by @Lyanna Legend @Muse #stone #electricity #battery #fulmen #fulmensphere #common These stone looking objects are nearly completely magical made. From a stone called a Still Stone, and some electricity, Fulmen Sphere came into existence shortly after the Timerholde Incident. With new technologies being introduced into Simul, the people needed a way to power said tech. So, with some study, it was discovered that Still stones (Pictured in the center) were very susceptible to electricity. Still Stones are also incredibly common. Batteries were just a bit too out of reach, so, between a few brilliant minds, the Fulmen Sphere was created. They come in various sizes between a centimeter and fifteen centimeters in diameter, depending on use. They hold electricity in order to power technology that would otherwise not work. They do need to be recharged after continuous use by your local shop or mage that has the capability of electricity. They can be expensive depending on size, but can be acquired at most general shops. (Mod Note: It is suggested that you submit items that include this ore. It is not necessary, but heavily suggested.) Astronomer's Eye Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #ore #armor #expensive #dark #astonomy #stars #imbue #rare Often shaped perfectly spherical, the Astonomer's Eye stone is more of an ore. It is also exceptionally rare, being found in the darkest depths of few caves on the eastern coast. Even with its rarity, it is easy to spot given its bright glow. The name is fitting given the glittery bits that swirl within. The Astronomer's Eye, once acquired, is used mostly in the manufacturing of 'blessed' metals. The powder gained from grinding down the stone is smelt into metals or sometimes dusted into man-made gems in order to boost its magical capabilities. Some of the smaller found stones are used in various jewelry settings and left inert. Lover's Bench Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #tree #love #expensive #rare #magical #immortal The lover's bench was named in this way due to the heavy bend in its trunk that makes it resemble a bench. As a matter of fact, that is what these trees are often used for; sitting. They are very popular among young lovers, gifted to new homes for them to use as a perch for viewing their gardens. The tree is not something naturally occurring and must be bought from certain shops that deal in magical plants. This certainly comes with a rather large price tag, but those who have these tree types say every penny spent is worth it. These trees live as long as the last living original owner. The leaves are as soft as mink and do not shed in the colder season. Unless felled, the Lover's bench trees are said to be 'immortal'. S.E.W. Submitted by @Lyanna Legend @Spook #plant #poison #weed #edible Over time, the name of this particular ground dwelling 'plant' has been lost. However, the 'plant' itself is still very widely known and very much feared. S.E.W. is known for its extremely toxic 'meat'. It grows under ground with no root system to speak of and no need for what normally aides a plant in growth. Capping at about a foot in diameter and a weight of nearly twelves pounds, S.E.W. is quite a large gourd looking object. Touching the outside of this plant will not harm someone, but once the inside is ingested, it can be fatal. Over the course of seven days, one will experience agonizing pain that leads to multiple organ failure and eventual death. Only the most talented of chef's can make this amazingly appetizing gourd into something edible. Trust your gut on this one. Those who have eaten and lived to tell the tale describe the flavor as "Life altering". Humming Stones Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #song #rare #homedecor A fairly rare phenomenon, Humming Stones are only found in the deep trunks of Tranquillum. Rumor has it that they were made to accompany the deceased that traveled through to provide a tranquil trravel to Soulstagne. However, in more recent times, the rumors have changed and it appears that the stones are naturally occurring. Usually in groupings of three of four, these stones cannot be separated from one another. They emit exactly what their name entails; hums. From personal experience, I can only describe the sound as a haunting melody that urges a sense of calm. You can either ethically harvest them from the ground or you can purchase them from a specialized shop. Spirit Wood Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #tree #lightweight #strong #magical #uncommon Spirit Wood is a type of tree that was manufactured by a mage or wizard many many years ago for the purpose of creating a beautiful environment just outside of Soulstagne. You can find these trees in the wild mostly in Tranquillum, but over time, they have become somewhat common throughout Simul. The wood itself is a very light tan and the bark may or may not have intricate swirls and ridges along it, while the leaves it produces vary in color, which has no meaning behind being beautiful. They also emit small orbs of colored light that dance to the ground where they disperse without incident. This phenomenon continues even after a Spirit Wood tree has been cut down, but to a lesser degree. Now, the reason is it not super common is that, the moment these tree types mature, they are harvested for the purpose of building. Being three times stronger than iron wood types, Spirit Wood has become very sought after for home and business construction. One can easily find Spirit Wood farms, but be prepared for the hefty price tag that comes with this lumber. Not only is it the strongest wood in Simul, but it has properties that make it easier to imbue with blessings and magic. This has become super useful for those who would like to keep evil or ill-intent from their homes. Spirit Wood takes approximately 12 years to mature enough to be felled and the lumber to be used. Sapidus Caps Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #mushroom #saltandpepper #seasings #edible #common This incredible common mushroom can be found not only in personal gardens, but with massive ease in the wild. Sapidus Caps are incredibly hearty and can grow in nearly all fertile soil throughout the year. Alongside Salt and Pepper as basic seasonings, the tops of these mushrooms are dried, crushed and placed inside of shakers found in most eateries. Holds a very savory flavor akin to salt and garlic. Ligo Folium Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #flower #edible #potions #salves Yet another largely common growth in Simul, Ligo is used mostly as a binding agent in various potions, salves and powders. Grown mostly domestically, Ligo can still often be found in meadow like areas in large patches much like moss or crab grass. Has little to no taste. Usually dried and crushed before use, leaves and flowers together. Flowers come in various colors including purple, blue, yellow, pink, etc. Silex Stone Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #flint #common #fireaid #weaponmaking #toolmaking This stone is closely related to flint, but much harder on scale. Can be sharpened more so than Obsidian, but again, much harder to break. The dark blue color and rough edges make this common stone easy to spot even embedded in the soil. Most keep one or more on hand when traveling for the spark it makes when hit against other hard objects (Fire making). Used in many stone tools and even mixed with certain metals for weapons. Liven Luminary Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #jewelrymaking #light #illumination #glow #glowinthedark As the definition goes; Liven stones emit light. Much easy to spot at night, these stones create a light akin to candles. Must be kept in natural light to glow for the night, otherwise they have a dim glow. The more light they soak, the brighter and longer they shine. Seems to be a popular stone in jewelry. Mutanur Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #ooze #melting #decor #common This green and purple spotted stone is easily spotted, yet, hard to find. Simul's history claims this stone was highly sought for its shifting purposes. Mutantur can 'melt' when introduced to extreme heat (500 F/260 C). Many older buildings were made with this stone, but it was discovered quickly that their lifespan after being subjected to such heat caused the integrity to suffer. They do make beautiful decoration with such unique coloring. Salt Spire Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #mineral #salt #cheap #common #health Found near any salt water source, Salt Spires are a hybrid between salt and quartz. Do not be mistaken, Spires can be consumed given enough effort to grind to dust, but contain far more salt content than normal table salt. A dab will do ya. They are also a fairly common ingredient in health potions and are used widely in many spa treatments for skin health. This 'gem' comes at rock bottom pricing in most general stores, shops and vendors for those who would rather just buy. Mollis Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #tree #rubber #softwood #common A strange type of tree, Mollis also produces a very soft type of wood. Generally they are looked upon as a common weed wood, given most parts of this tree are not useful other than firewood. The tree itself can withstand heavy winds and even a good battering given it has the texture and innards similar to rubber. Even the leaves are quite thick and soft. They are a pretty common tree in the northern parts of Simul, but VERY common in Yearning Mire. Weeping Frost Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #tree #weeping #willow #ice #brittle #wintergrown The Weeping Frost has gained its name due to its incredibly cold temperature. That is not its only unique feature. This tree is rumored to be made purely of ice, though it can be cut down and produces actual wood. The leaves are brittle, breaking with any warm touch. Weeping Frost trees only grow in the colder months. It can grow from a seedling into a full tree of fifteen feet in less than four months. However, once the temp outside reaches spring, they melt into nothingness like ice. Fire Gem Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #gem #fire #magical #uncommon Often found in mountainous caves, the fire gem stone is one of the more rare gems in Simul. It's name signifies its supernatural ability to produce heat, and once cut and shaped, can also create flame given a spoken command. Its beauty often draws jewelers to cut and set these gems in pendants, lockets, rings and the like despite its power. This gem does give off radiant heat, but not enough to mar flesh unless commanded to. A unique feature is that the stone will only listen to one voice, and that voice must come from the flesh touching its surface. Pothos Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #common #vine #pothos With thick, waxy, bright colored leaves, the Pothos vines are a very hearty plant type. Most people tend to purchase these for indoor decor and air quality. They are a non-expensive alternative to a lot of other vine types, which makes them an incredibly popular choice for nature- minded home decorators. Easy to clip and gift with simple water, these vines do not need soil in order to flourish. Pothos have been spotted in areas surrounding Gao Shan in the wild, but most opt to purchase from local greeneries. Ivy Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #vine #common #ivy With thick, waxy, bright colored leaves, the Pothos vines are a very hearty plant type. Most people tend to purchase these for indoor decor and air quality. They are a non-expensive alternative to a lot of other vine types, which makes them an incredibly popular choice for nature- minded home decorators. Easy to clip and gift with simple water, these vines do not need soil in order to flourish. Pothos have been spotted in areas surrounding Gao Shan in the wild, but most opt to purchase from local greeneries. Rose Quartz Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #crystal #gem #common #quartz Rose quartz is one of the many quartz varieties used as a gem material. It gets its name from its delicate pink color, which ranges from very light (almost white) to medium-dark. The most appealing color typically occurs in larger sizes, and small rose quartz specimens with good color tend to be rare. Fairly commonly found in deep forest and cave biomes, and come with a very small price tag at your local shop. It is said these stones aid in love and self-healing. Verto Glass Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #glass #gem #weapon #armor #strong #uncommon Often mined from underwater caves, Verto Glass is a highly sought type of 'stone' for armor and weapon crafting. It comes with a costly price tag, but for good reason. Its structure is as strong as diamonds, and it malleability is like clay before being heated and set. The reason it is such a popular ingredient in armor and weapon crafting is due to its hardness and availability. Much like Curatrix, Verto Glass is sturdy, but once set, becomes even more so. Stella Stone Submitted by @Lyanna Legend @Muse #stone #jewelry #common Very beautiful and highly sought after, the Stella Stone is a key piece in many decorative and jewelry makers kits. This stone is easily found by way of its magnificent illumination. Beaches and moist dense forests are great places to find this stone. *Written by Muse Vomitore Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #gross #ooze #stone #common #farming #fertilizer #inexpensive Vomitore is an incredible commonly found boulder in the meadow lands that are throughout Simul. Taking the appearance of common stone, Vomitore usually has a large crack somewhere on its surface that produces a sickly green or brown looking ooze. This ooze is a naturally occurring fertilizer, and where these boulders lay, one can easily observe the difference in soil. Very popular among farmers and very inexpensive to purchase instead of finding. Black Tourmaline Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #tourmaline #common #witchcraft Schorl, more commonly known as black tourmaline is one of the most coveted stones for protection and cleansing. It’s commonly used in rituals, grids, meditations, shrines and a variety of applications. Its ability to soak up, repel and banish negative energy is second to none in the healing crystal space. Can be found in abundance by mining the northern mountains and oceanic areas of Simul. Shaped pieces can fetch a hefty sum though in jewelry and other shops. Tiger Lily Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #common #flower #smelly A fairly popular lily type of flower that is extremely commonly found in the north-eastern region of Simul. They are a very hearty plant, easy to grow in most conditions, but fairly targeted by garden pests like slugs and snails. Grows in large groups in the wild during warmer months. Sunflower Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #common #flower #edibile A very malleable flower, the Sunflower can be used in one of the most wide arrays of ways. From cleaning your air to garnishing your cold dishes, Sunflower is an amazing plant. Not only are they extremely common and cheap to purchase (Grown or seed), Sunflower is beautiful. Growing at heights up to 8 ft (2.4 m), it makes a fantastic and easy to grow crop even for the lesser knowledgeable farmer. Clarico Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #metal #ore #rare #expensive #weapon #armor Clarico stones are on the list of "Top Rare Stones" within Simul. They can and have been found naturally occurring within the molten areas of Dun'Lorn, but due to their abundance of a palpable magical aura, the dwarves often re-bury or toss this valuable stones to the lava due to long written and remembered paranoia. Given their rarity and hidden nature, should one come across one of these stones for sale, be prepared for a massive price tag. Rumored sizes range from pebbles to a heft diameter of 1.5 feet. The smooth and chromatic surface is aesthetically pleasing, but what makes these stones so valuable is their amazing imbuing capabilities and malleability Not only can they hold a continuous magical source, they are almost impossible to break. This stone also attaches itself to its "Master", taking the shape of what they are thinking at any given time. Unfortunately, stones cannot be combined as they are adverse to one another. (Mod Note: Anything made with this particular material must be approved by staff before use in roleplay) Curatrix Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #gem #uncommon #expensive #magitech #pricey Known as "The King's Glass", Curatrix is a gem that is often harvested from the deepest parts of the tallest mountains found in Simul. Since its discovery, Curatrix has been mostly used as glass and windows for the wealthy. The thinner this gem is carved, the less color it retains, but the strength hardly depletes. Recently, paired with Fulmen Spheres, this gem has become the primary material for creating Telegems and other screen- like items. Once a rarity in shops, Curatrix has been mined far more in the recent years in order to create the new technology introduced into Simul. This has also caused a price drop. The strength of this gem is akin to rubies or sapphires. Trux Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #dangerous #disease #gem #stone #poison #fatal #siren If you happen to come across this particular gem, leave the area immediately. Trux is a very dangerous, naturally occurring gem like stone that has the ability similar to a siren's song. Any sentient beings in it's area that can 'hear' this gem will be willed to consume it. Once consumed, the being will begin a long transformation of being encrusted in the same substance the gem is made of. This process has no cure, but there is a couple of treatments available. One being a potion that needs to be taken once a day, every day, for the dureation of life. The other option is to have the rock drilled off once it becomes problematic. This is also a process you will have to endure every so often, as again, there is no cure. Simul Stone Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #gem #potions #healing #common #inexpensive #simul Simul Stone is named after our kingdom for good reason. This stone, which can be found just about everywhere, including shops for a good price, is the base for 99% of potions, salves and other consumables/toiletries. Simul Stone is INCREDIBLY binding, making it the prime ingredient to mixing things and having them come together without much issue. You must grind this oddly soft stone into a powder before use. Non-toxic and flavorless, it is also amazingly easy to work with. Adds a really nice sheen and sparkle to anything it is added to. Honey Caps Submitted by @Lyanna Legend Made with the spores and stalk of bioluminescent blue speckled mushrooms, it can be used as a high strength pain reliever. Effects last for up to eight hours, and the affected person will be entirely liberated of their sense of pain. (Any damage that comes with the pain will be unaffected) Prepared by drying and grinding the stalks and boiling and mixing the spores in fermented honey. Once the spores have began to turn to small gold crystals, mix with the stalks and grind further to a fine powder. Can be mixed with water and injected/injected, or added to food or baked into a tablet. Side effects include but are not limited to: Loss in motor function, essential tremors of the hands or neck, facial paralysis, temporary loss of magical abilities, loss in appetite or gain in weight. (Please consult your local apothecary if you experience yellowing of the scales, nails, claws, spines, or other keratin based body parts as this may be a symptom of a more extreme adverse reaction. ) Not to be used while drinking or operating magic or rituals of any kind. These mushrooms are also a bit rare, growing only in the darkest of forests and harvest rather quickly due to demand. *Can only be prescribed by your local healer/hospital/Primary Care Physician or found in Vex-Mora : Corrosive Concoctions Lunaris' Smoke Submitted by @Lyanna Legend An herb, hailing from the rough area around the Aldermans, now only grown in private establishments. The herb itself can be eaten, made into tea, and the oils can be extracted. These ways of usage won't have any effect apart from an odd sensation when eaten. The taste in tea form is mildly spicy and strongly refreshing, clearing the nose like mint. The specialty comes from smoking it. Once Lunaris' Smoke is inhaled, either through a pipe, a cigar or an incense, it will cause the user to feel heightened blood circulation, their pupils dilate and their mind literally expands as all body functions apart from the essential ones (Breathing, Heartbeat, ...) get turned off, letting the body put all its focus into the head. This means the user should use when they are in a safe environment and can be in a laying position for the next three hours at minimum. In small doses, it causes minor relaxation and dizziness, but higher concentrations lead to physical blackouts of up to a day. *Can only be found in the following locations: Vex-Mora : Corrosive Concoctions 'Lady of the Night' establishments Gao Shan : Tonic Drugs: Ingredient: Wyrmwood Submitted by @Lyanna Legend Root from Lunaris plant. Eating it raw will induce 4 hours of high blood pressure, and extreme hallucinations. Combining with Alcohol in a brewery creates Absinthe, a very hard alcoholic beverage with hallucinogenic properties. Some side effects include a 90 degree rotated vision, conversations and love for inanimate objects. DO NOT USE BEFORE SLEEPING. *Can only be found in the following locations: Vex-Mora : Corrosive Concoctions 'Lady of the Night' establishments Gao Shan : Tonic Marijuana Submitted by @Silver Drafaylum This particular plant is not native to Simul, but was introduced in the year 10,010 by a poor soul who had been thrown into the realm, known as Silver Drafaylum. Not many people know the plant's arrival history, but the herb has been changed hands and farmed since the first year it landed. This plant contains a drug that, when ingested/smoked will cause extreme relaxation and in some cases, euphoria. It can be addictive as it is mind altering. The price tag is low. Most people can find this herb in various shops from general stores to novelty shops. Can be used in many different mediums including dried for smoking, extracted for edible goods, and even the crystals can be scraped to be used in salves. Downside is that, when lit, has a horrendous odor. Inferlite & Glacium Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #gem #crystal #imbue #magic Deep beneath the tranquil waters of Lake Magus Unda in Simul, the common crystals named Inferlite and Glacium forms over centuries, infused with the latent magic that permeates the region. These crystals are known for their vivid red and blue hues, each color pulsating faintly with the energy they absorb from their surroundings. Inferlite is attached to the reds while Glacium is the name of the blues. However, there are some natural occurrences of a mixture. The red crystals shimmer like embers beneath the water's surface, their fiery color hinting at their affinity for destructive or combative forms of magic. In contrast, the blue crystals glow with a serene, calming light, often associated with healing, protection, or water-based magic. Standing several feet in length, these crystals are incredibly durable but surprisingly easy to manipulate by skilled magic users. Once extracted, they serve as potent magical conduits, capable of storing vast amounts of energy, amplifying spells, or acting as key components in magical artifacts. Though common, and fairly inexpensive to purchase without imbuements, the price does increase heavily for any that have soaked in magical energy. Luma Vineberries Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #vine #edible #common #rare #expensive #inexpensive #berry #berries Luma berries are rather unique. Though the vines themselves are common, the two different types of fruits have their own scale of rarity. The round, green berries are common. One can easily find them in most markets and come from various farms in the cooler parts of Simul. However, the star shaped berries are rare. For every thousand Round Lumas, there will be one Star Luma and these can come in two different colors; green and yellow. These hold the same fruity taste comparable to a mix between strawberries and kiwis, though, they are MUCH sweeter. It is also said that the Star Lumas give the consumer a feeling of weightlessness; such as feeling that their body is lighter and somewhat pain free. Many high end eateries combine these star shaped fruits into their desserts. Luma Vineberries grow in somewhat cool environments, so farms that have them are mostly found in forested areas. They have a hard time growing in too much heat, but cannot grow in the winter months. A good Luma farmer can harvest the vines twice per year and must replant as the vines do not return. Mistral Melon Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #melon #edible #common #fruit This melon is a common fruit within Simul. The skin of this melon is a mesh of dark green and blues alongside lighter blues and yellows. The most coveted being the ones with repeating patterns. The fleshy part can be a mixture of yellows and blues speckled with a splash of blue colored seeds. Mistrals can grow up to a size of 20 pounds (9 kg) at the matured age of 90 days. The taste of the flesh is described as extremely sweet with undertones of agave. Usually one batch per year for most farmers of this melon, the plants/vines yield in very high numbers. The fruit itself keeps for much longer than most, and can also be frozen and thawed very easily. Ironleaf Cabbage Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #cabbage #greens #edible #common #inexpensive Ironleaf Cabbage is incredibly common in Simul. Most farmers and even newbie garner's can grow this plant with ease. Originally designed by a farming wizard hundreds of years back, Ironleaf was a solution to a brief drought. This cabbage, when growing, requires little water or sunlight or even heat. It can be harvested within two weeks of planting due to its incredibly fast growth rate. The leaves are as hard as steel until plucked from the ground, whereas the entirety of the plant softens for consumption. Becomes softer with cooking or boiling. Keeps far longer than traditional cabbage; upwards of four months. Shadowbean Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #coffee #bean #edible #drink #common #vine Shadowbean is a common, black coffee bean that grows in dark, shaded forests or caves where sunlight barely reaches. The plant is vine-like, its tendrils creeping along the forest floor or weaving through cracks in cave walls. The beans themselves are small, round, and matte black, blending seamlessly with their surroundings. They are known to grow near pools of still water or in areas where shadows seem unnaturally thick, thriving in places touched by darkness in the wild. When brewed, Shadowbean coffee creates an inky black drink with a subtle smoky flavor, even without needing to be roasted. Drinking it grants heightened perception in low light and increases one’s reflexes, making it a favorite among nocturnal creatures, thieves, and night guards. It also has a calming effect, helping the drinker stay alert and focused without jitteriness. One can either brew into a coffee drink or eat raw. Shadowbean plants are considered difficult to cultivate, as they require complete darkness or constant shade to thrive. Farmers who specialize in Shadowbean crops create artificial environments or cultivate them in underground gardens lit only by bioluminescent fungi. Harvesting Shadowbeans is considered a delicate process, as too much exposure to light can cause the beans to lose their potency. Shriekkins Submitted by @Spook and written by @Lyanna Legend These guardian gourds are, at surface level, just regular pie pumpkins. They can be plucked from the vine and used in various sweet pumpkin treats. Though they wear 'faces', Shriekkins are not sentient, so no need to feel bad for eating them! Originally designed by a farming mage generations ago, Shriekkins were made to repel birds and would be thieves. They are said to be able to sense when there are vibrations near, and when that happens, their 'eyes' and 'mouths' open. This directly proceeds the subsequent wailing the fruit emits to warn everyone and everything around it. Much like an alarm, the sounds the Skriekkins propel is loud, screeching, and offensive. Unfortunately for farmers of said crop, they also cannot tell the difference between friend and foe, so harvesting these pumpkins requires heavy ear protection. Shriekkins grow and form like any other pie pumpkin and are very common in the market. Most farmers now a days plant them sparingly throughout their crops to ward off birds and vermin. Obex of the Void Submitted by @Lyanna Legend and @Chadwin #stone #rare #luck #meteor #space #invincible An odd blue metal harboring a galaxy-like pattern in its internal structure that is extremely difficult to work with and is the source of many all-nighters done by legendary blacksmiths just to get it into the desired shape. However, when worked into a proper frame and/or shape - its ability to retain its set position and edge/alignment is second to none: Outclassing even the most well-forged Simulian Alloy Blades or bows, even if forged in a poor manner. Due to its rarity, due to how it makes its way into the kingdom, it is more often than not reserved for Royalty. It is also the material used in most of the items/weapons/etc that the kingdom offers during events and festivals. Mining this material is also not for the faint of heart either - requiring the use of magic as the materials citizens of Simul have access to are insufficient enough to break through the exceptionally tough outer layer of - not only the meteorites - but the metal itself. The sky is watched in anticipation during very well documented times as to retrieve the metal. This is done by a handful of few master mages that have been hired by Simul itself in order to keep the material out of the hands of the general public, and this is why one cannot simply walk into a shop and purchase it. Top of the line magisters or arch-mages often oversee and conduct mining operations when a meteorite has been confirmed to have Obex inside of it. It is also capable of mixing and matching with nearly ALL types of metals that are found inside Simuls crust and the alloys its people have made, causing the entire item to become invincible. Obex is a strange, yet amazing, material that, in the hands of the few, has become highly sought after. The only way to do this is to win. OOC Note: Obex is the material that the unbreakable items won in certain events are made out of. Your character cannot have this material unless they win an event and/or are gifted an item made of it. Items that are made cannot be remade into other things. More info will be added should the need arise. #mola #alloy #shiny Submitted by @Silver Drafayum Material Type- Mola, Alloy Appearance- Bluish in color, and ingots have been known to “sparkle in the light” How it's made- That is a secret known only to those with the skill to create it. All anyone knows is smiths that make this material need a special furnace. One that burns hotter and longer. How did it get to Simul- Bright steel was brought to simul by blacksmiths visiting from other realms. Uses- This material is perfect for making swords, and other melee weapons. It has been used for making car parts in recent years. That is due to being five times stronger than steel, and how easy it is to repair despite its durability. Special Quirks- Bright Steel has a couple strange quirks. It will often take on random effects based on its user. These effects often correspond to the user's profession, chefs that use this will have perfectly sharp knives that never need washing. Dragon slayers will cause more bleed damage to an enemy. A max of two random effects can be taken on by this material. ( depending on the effect it may require OOC permissions) Any edged weapon made with this material never needs to be sharpened. No matter what happens to the sword it will stay razor sharp. Its final quirk is looking brand new forever no matter the abuse. It also takes enchantments well. History- The history of this material in Simul is rather short. It was brought to Simul by the snow elves, and dwarves from another realm. They gifted the knowledge to the smiths of Simul to keep it alive. The creation of Bright Steel was dying, few smiths knew it and they were dying. Submitted by @Silver Drafaylum Material Type- Mola, Alloy Appearance- Mithril is often a brilliant white, or a shiny gray. It is often inscribed with runes that help in the creation of this material How its made- this material is made from a mix of different materials, and a lot of magic. It takes blacksmiths up to a week to create this incredibly durable metal. How did it get to Simul- It has always existed in Simul, Once it was created the knowledge spread quickly. Uses- Mithril can be used for anything. It is a popular metal for weapons and armor. Although with technological advancements in Simul that has changed. Now people can have parts for their cars made out of it, or even a mithril case for a Telegem. Special Quirks- Mithril is near indestructible. It can take immense damage before breaking. Armor made from this has been known to take hits from a dragon. History- The real history of the material is unknown, all anyone remembers is how to make it. Rumor has it the knowledge was passed down from some advanced species. No one really believes it though. All anyone cares about is how versatile a material mithril is. Items made with this mythical material are often quite expensive. Submitted by @Silver Drafaylum Material Type -Mola, naturally occuring Appearance- Adamantine looks a lot like regular steel. Except it does not rust. How its made- Adamantine is a naturally occurring ore in Simul. Although tough to mine it is commonly used for tools. How did it get to Simul- The gods put it there Uses- commonly used in the creation of high end hand tools. The rise of technology has seen it being used to make rudimentary machining equipment, or even farm equipment. Special Quirks- the only thing special about this material is it does not rust. Other than that is it just incredibly durable, about five times stronger than steel. History- Blacksmiths of Simul have been mining this material for millenia. It is rather abundant and easy to work with. Once formed into something it will not break easily. Submitted by @Silver Drafaylum Material Type- Mola, Alloy Appearance- Often seen rusty and pitted. This poor excuse for steel is often the only thing farmers can afford How its made- this material is literally made with whatever metal is available. It is melted into ingots and roughly forged into shape. How did it get to Simul- Farmers of Simul have been making it for centuries. It is cheaper than normal steel Uses- Anything that requires metal. Most farmers use it for tools, or to make crude knives. A few have even made passable pots and pans out of it. Special Quirks- There is nothing about this material that is special. Farmer’s steel is junk and should not be used for cooking. History- this poor excuse for steel was created by farmers that lost their harvests. They gathered up all the scrap metal they had to melt it. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Posted: Updated: Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Archived/Retired Quickfire Quest Store Quickfire Quest Store This list will be updated frequently. Below, you will find things your character can acquire in exchange for the points they earn by doing Quickfire Quests. You must inform a member of staff you would like to exchange the points and for what in order for us to keep up to date information on characters' current points. ~ Unbreakable items You can choose between a sword, dagger, piece of jewelry, scythe, or a round shield (3 by 3 foot). These items may not have any other enchantments to them. 25 Points ~Making an existing item unbreakable (This will require us to look at the item beforehand to decide whether or not making something unbreakable will make it too OP. Staff discretion on this.) 60 Points ~Monetary gain (A small lump some of cash for the character. Max of 1000 gold coins) 10 Points ~Enchantment on pre-existing item. 20 points. You can choose from the following: ~Flame enchantment (Item will leave a burn with attack/touch) ~Ice enchantment (Item will cause freezing to area touched/hit) ~Sharp enchantment (Item will either be forever sharp, or cause a cut a little larger than a paper cut upon touch/hit) ~Acid enchantment (Item will cause severe burn in small area should it hit/be touched.) ~A vial of instant healing potion (Heals one chosen flesh wound of consumer in less than ten seconds) 80 Points Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Posted: Updated: Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Archived/Retired Festival of the Setting Sun Festival of the Setting Sun Starting Date: Messis 1st (9-1-20) Midnight MT You can read more about this event in the Calendar. Once again, the Festival of the Setting Sun will be held in Timberholde. From the reaches of Arbrestor to the depths of Oak Silva, people from all walks of Simul will converge on the centrally located city in order to sell goods and donate to those less fortunate in order to make sure as many that can, survive the harsh winters of this great kingdom. This year, with the installation of the teleportation totems throughout the land, the turn out is expected to be much larger than it ever has. Special Mentions: Idel's shop, The Whispering Ether, is having a massive sale! BOGO on all potions and BOG2 on everything else he has in stock! Near the center of the bustling square of Timberholde, Merna, a rather talented farmer, has opened shop for all of her freshly baked goodies! Breads and rolls and donuts and nutty cookies, she has something for everyone's sweet tooth or carb loving self. Stop by and stock up! Taliesha, on her time off from tending to the gardens, loves to make clothing! Yes indeedy. Most of the time, it is winter wear gear and she stores it all until The Festival of the Setting Sun in order to give to the less fortunate. For her more intricate items, she does charge a fee, but it is worth every penny. These items, from socks to coats, are enchanted to shake off a little bit more of the cold than a normal piece of gear would. Anyone can find her at her own booth near the center of town. Every night during the month of Messis, the community comes together for a massive feast. This is to ensure everyone in need will not go hungry before winter. The streets will be lined with tables and fire pits and even enemies will stay civil for the massive feast. One of the most beautiful parts of this legend of a holiday. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Posted: Updated: Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Town Updates Dry Gulch Dry Gulch Nivalis 10th, 10,016 BREAKING NEWS! (Taken from Simul Quarterly ) "It has come to our attention that there was a recent attack on Dry Gulch! Witnesses say that a group of less than a dozen, but more than eight people descended upon the northern ship port of Dry Gulch and attacked a seaman. Not only was the ship burned to ashes, but the dock in which it was parked. Unfortunately, the owner, Warren Thule, was killed in the incident, alongside his wife and four children. It has also been clarified that this group of murderers did so with the use of fire magic. One witness overheard the spells being spoken by one perpetrator, while the rest were, allegedly, standing around and helping fuel the aforementioned attack. It is not clear if local authorities have caught any of the suspects, but the good people of Dry Gulch have been preparing for a witch hunt....This does not sound good, people of Simul. This does not sound good at all. This is your local News Officiant, Lynn, signing off..." Messis 2, 10,017 Read more in BREAKING NEWS Laughter and merriment could be heard throughout the kingdom as the farmers were once again celebrating another good harvest. Food and drink flowed freely as the unsuspecting people of Simul were watched from the shadows. Hooded figures lurked just outside of anyone's sight, their eyes set on one target; the very food the farmers were celebrating . Not just what they had harvested already, but all of their fields. Every piece of wheat, bean, or ear of corn was doomed. The robed figures kept watch just waiting for the perfect moment to strike. They waited until almost everyone had gone to sleep. Those that remained in the fields or the barns were too drunk to notice anything. Even if they had been sober, they would not be able to stop what was about to happen. Once the robed figures felt it was time to move, they did . Flames roared to life around them to burn every last plant to cinders. Nothing was spared. Nothing. Anything and everything that stood in their way burned with the precious crops. Enough food for dozens of families turned to ash before anyone realized what was going on. The smell of smoke and the sound of roaring flames pulled everyone from their beds. Horror and panic hit everyone who witnessed it. Men, women and children all did what they could to put out the flames...though, their efforts were in vain. The heat from the fires evaporated the water before it could even reach the flames. Screams for water...screams for help. Many could even be heard calling out to the mages they had shunned. Asking... no, begging for help. Those that could have helped cowered behind their locked doors, fearful of what could happen if they rendered aide. Great numbers of magical and non-human beings fled from their homes as registrations became more common, alongside the growing racism against them, leaving the human communities more vulnerable than they had ever dreamed. This was not an isolated incident; farms across the kingdom were burned. Dry Gulch, SkyHaven, Subury, Wingston, Timberholde, Ferax Villum, and even Concordia were hit alongside multiple other villages and farming areas. It was almost the same story at every farm that was burning: Those that could have helped refused. A small few cities managed to save food. Their mages were quick to respond and quell as many of the fires as they could. However, even with their quick actions, much of their food was destroyed. What could be salvaged was inventoried and stored in the safest places people could find. Alongside the massive loss to the winter food supply, hundreds of people and livestock were also slain. The countless lives and resources that were lost in the night left all that witnessed the horrors of it choking on the smoke and ash of their dreams . What witnesses hoped was a sick nightmare was revealed to be anything but. The nightmare was real and no one knew what to do. Cries of sorrow and a strange letter filled the air. The letter was simply written on paper bearing the Guardian's seal; “We of the CONGREGATION will not be silent. If the King won't hear our cries, we will make him. We will starve him out if we have to, along with anyone else who would follow his laws.” The news of all the fires across the kingdom had the streets of Eleutheria humming with hectic whispers or outright blame against magic users. Conspiracy theories about what happened spread like wildfire; The letters from the “CONGREGATION”, and the Guardians had everyone terrified. They were all looking to Ferren for answers. No word came for hours, confirming for the people that what happened was far worse than before. Eventually, Ferren emerged from the castle to stand on the highest balcony of the capitol. His normally charismatic voice was filled with sadness as it echoed through the heart of Simul. Even his appearance suggested he had not slept. His clothes were a rumbled mess and his hair was far from tamed. Redness surrounded his eyes from intense crying. “It is with a heavy heart that I address you all in such a manner. I am sure you have all heard the news by now. Our kingdom…has suffered a tremendous loss. The crops that normally sustain us through the long winter have been destroyed. Burned to a crisp alongside the brave men and women who tried to stop the inferno. Their sacrifice ensured that everyone could gather and defeat our oldest of foes. The cause of the fires is still unknown but we believe it to be a series of horrible accidents. I would love nothing more than to believe that, but with witnesses coming forward, it has been apparent that the attacks were perpetrated by magic users. The best people we have are looking to find the cause of what caused this tragedy…” Ferren's voice cracked as more mist threatened to fall from his eyes, the acting king haphazardly wiped away the tears that never fell as he tried to compose himself. He kept his face hidden for a few minutes in silence before he moved his hands to speak again. “We can move on from this tragedy as one but I need the help of every Simulian. We do not have enough food for the winter. As of today, all food is to be brought here to Eleutheria so it can be rationed out appropriately. All are welcome to come and get your daily meals. Those of you traveling great distances will be allowed to get enough for a few days. Every month, we will be shipping out ration bundles to each city and community to sustain. All magical beings wanting their rations are required to provide their registrations. This is to keep us all safe and uphold peace of mind. We have also decided to place a special barrier around the capitol to help further protect the food we will all need to survive. It kills me to have to do this to you all. Rationing will leave us all hungry as we try our best to make it through these trying times. I encourage everyone to do what they can to provide for their families. If you have extra, please give it to those that need it more than you. Hunters, share your bounties as you get them. Farmers that have lost their crops should reach out to us. We can provide seed to hopefully grow something before the cold seasons hit. We will make it through and come out better for it. May the Gods bless us and help usher us through the trials they felt, we as a people, needed to endure.” "If you have any questions relating to the recent events, any citizen of Simul is welcome to write to me directly. You may also tag Malum Distantia via Simul Social. Please Simul, love thy neighbor as they were your own family. We will succeed." OOC Note: Dry Gulch, as a whole, was very obliged to follow these orders. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Posted: Updated: Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Archived/Retired Give us honor!...and ale. Give us honor!...and ale. Dun Lorn has opened it's doors during this time of atonement and end of the year celebrations. Within the walls of the heavily guarded city, deep inside of the mountain, the famous Kraghumlin Dimtoe has invited those from all across the land to challenge his title of "Drunken Saint". Anyone who can last and drink the least will win the title of "Drunken Saint-2019", have their last post displayed in Hall of Fame, and be gifted an unbreakable dwarven stein that will fill with ale whenever the user chooses. Keep in mind, this is no ordinary drinking contest. A special blend has been prepared by the highest mages the dwarven city has to offer. Not a single person has ever been able to break the championship record of 50 drinks....not even the ghostly spirits themselves. Please take heed as this may be your biggest hangover yet! Rules: Everyone will have a drinking tolerance of 50 drinks. Once you reach 50 or more, you will no longer be in the contest. Please play this appropriately. There is no post minimum. However, posts add to the humor of having your character drunk as hell! We will be using a "!roll 6" command. This is a die that the characters will be using to determine how many drinks they must consume. We will be posting in an order that will be determined beforehand. We will ping everyone who is participating before the assigned staff member posts for Kraghumlin Dimtoe, as he will also be participating. If you would like out of the contest, please type a post of your character leaving and let the staff member know in RP Discussion with a ping. We will be giving this three days to finish. Whoever has consumed the least amount of alcohol by the end of the three days will be crowned the winner. (However, if you do not post and hold up the line, we will skip and assume you are no longer participating.) Please ping the next person in line so they know to roll their die. Post Structure: Roll your 6 sided die. Post (or not) your character drinking. Staff will record the amount of drinks. Ping next person in line. Super simple! And most of all, HAVE FUN! In order to participate, please react to this announcement in the event channel. We will be starting this event as of 12/4-12/7. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Posted: Updated: Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Lore Stuff Common Illnesses Common Illnesses You will find here a list of illnesses and diseases 'native' to Simul. If a disease/illness is not native to Simul, it will be labeled as such, alongside a description on how it came to Simul. This list is not complete and may be updated from time to time. Simulian Flu Symptoms: The Simuliun Flu is much like any other flu. Symptoms include coughing, wheezing, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, excessive sweating, fever, headache, chills, lack of appetite, chest and nose congestion, sore throat, muscle aches, and fatigue. These symptoms range from person to person with severity also a case by case. Symptoms can last between 4 days and 3 weeks, depending on treatment and severity. Original Source: Often transmitted via bodily fluids, touch, and infected surfaces. Treatment: Many doctors advise rest, hydration and sustenance as the common ways to treat the Simulian flu. There are also many over the counter medications/potions that can be ingested to help the sickness along a bit quicker. Cure: None Fatality: Around .002% of people will die from Simulian Flu Submitted by @Lyanna Legend @Silver Drafaylum Name: Nasus Dolor (Sinus Infection ) Symptoms: Symptoms range from a front-of-the-head headache to more severe aches and pains such as extreme congestion, coughing, fever, bloody nasal discharge, blurry vision, pain and tenderness to the face near the nasal passages, tiredness, lack of smell. Original Source: This virus can spread via touch to an infected surface or coming into contact with particles that are airborne. Treatment: Rest, decongestant medications/potions, hydration, etc can all be used to shorten the span of illness. Cure: No Fatality: This sinus infection does not normally kill on its own, however, if left untreated, can lead to other complications that can be fatal. Submitted by @Lyanna Legend Mana Sickness Symptoms: The symptoms of this illness often manifest differently depending on who contracts it. Non-magical people that get it often feel lethargic and have trouble breathing. Fatigue is some of the worst, according to sufferers. Magical beings or mages that contract this disease have it far worse. They have all the same symptoms as non-magical people with the additions of lack of appetite and loss of muscle. When the infected use magic, it makes symptoms worse. This is marked by infected excreting a black liquid from their eyes or ears. A few known individuals cough it up, almost like they are drowning in the black ooze. Original Source: Unknown. No one knows how this disease is contracted. There are plenty of theories but no concrete proof. Most contract mana sickness as adults out of the blue. An unlucky few are born with it. Treatment: Only three treatments have been developed for this illness. The two most prominent treatments are known as Reaper (Named so because this potion is a poison to most things). If used correctly, can ease the symptoms of mana sickness. The second is Mothers Bane; a plant cultivated by the snow elf priestesses for use in a variety of medicinal potions. It does not work as well as Reaper, however, this plant can be ingested by anything. The final potion is unnamed and only rumored to exist. It is supposedly made of ingredients from another world. Rumored to give those afflicted with mana sickness complete relief from their illness for several weeks. The other remedies are required to be taken daily, or even multiple times a day if those afflicted actively use magic. Cure: No known cure. Fatality: Unfortunately, despite the availability of treatments, Mana Sickness is often fatal. Even with proper treatment, those infected may only get another ten years after first infection. Those poor souls who never die from it live a life of agony. Reports from a few of these beings are as follows: “It feels like I am breathing through mud every moment of the day. Even with my medication, I can barely walk up a flight of stairs without collapsing.” “My body feels like it wants to rip itself apart everyday. The headaches are bad enough, I sleep over eighteen hours a day. Even sleep is barely a reprieve.” “I have tried to…. End things multiple times. I would rather be dead than keep living like this.” “I never feel hungry. I have to force myself to eat more than a few bites of food, even if I like it. I only sleep two hours a day because the pain becomes too much. I sometimes sleep with a special mask so I can breathe properly. Even with proper treatment and exercise, some days I can't get out of bed. If I overuse my magic, I run the risk of putting myself into a coma.” Submitted by @Silver Drafaylum Name: The Sniffles (Allergies) Symptoms: Coughing, sneezing, sore throat, chest and nose congestion, lack of taste and smell, mellow fever, headache Original Source: Allergens, dust, mold, heat, cold, dander, etc. Treatment: There are various potions and medications over the counter to help alleviate allergies whether seasonal or not. Most opt to take decongesting and throat soothing types as they deal with the most issues the fastest. It is also recommended to take headache medication in tandem. Cure: There is no cure for any type of allergies, only medications and potions to alleviate the symptoms. Fatality: The rate of fatalities is <.01%. Unless a person has a MAJOR allergy and goes into shock, they will survive. Submitted by @Silver Drafaylum @Lyanna Legend Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Posted: Updated: Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Archived/Retired Tristis Miser Tristis Miser Date and Time: 5-27-22 (Staff Start) til End Have you ever been depressed? Angry? Off the handle, as some would put it? Have you ever wondered why? Searched for an answer despite it feeling so hopeless to do so? Well, how about a surprise like no other? Let's be depressed and angry and anti-social together! If you answered no to any or all of the above, it is really going to suck to be you in about...two more paragraphs. Imagine: You live in Simul. You are minding your own business. The summer months have finally come and life is bursting across the land. Since the Timberholde Incident (tm), things have been relatively quiet. Right? Riiiiiight? Let's change that. One sunny day during the beginning of the warmer season, you are walking around town or exploring or perhaps murdering a group of skeletons, and you feel something reeeeally warm attach to one of your limbs. Peering upon said warmth, you spot a black, fuzzy ball that seems to have not even a mouth. Freaky much? Abso-fucking-lutely . Unfortunately, no matter how much you shake and throw that ass in a circle, this damned thing won't fall off. Worse yet? The closer you examine this little parasite, the more you realize it is in fact...just that. A singular claw, sunken into your flesh/shell/armor or what else have you, burying deep within your muscle/fat (Don't argue). As much as you pull and yank, this damn thing just won't come off! Does it get worse? Of fucking course it does. Because, the longer the little fucker stays stuck to you, the worse you feel. Depression would be easy considering the awful feelings and emotions and outbursts to come. Every day will become hard. Every action you will literally have to force your body to commit. Every word will feel like vomit falling from your lips. Life simply...will become the hardest thing you will ever have to do. There is one question burning on everyone's mind. Can it be cured? Perhaps the answer will bring a tiny little sliver of hope to your mind. Yes. There is a cure. How do you attain such? Within yourself. That's fucking right! YOU will have to find a reason to LIVE. Will you find it before you lose all hope or hurt someone? Or will you succumb to the evil brewing within. How the Event will run: ~On the date, a staff member will type the words "Event Started" in the events channel. ~If you choose to have a character or multiple take part in this awful experience, you will roll 1d100 in the bot spam channel, labeled with what character it is. Edited rolls will not count. Please roll with the name. That is that character's number. ~You are allowed to roll 1d100 every 60 minutes (time needs to be elapsed and roll must be labeled) ~If your character hits the roll, they have found their reason to live and the Anti-Cor AKA Tristis Miser will shrivel and fall off and die. ~There is no end to this event, but you are allowed to keep the parasite if that is something you want for your character. ~There is no post minimum for rolls minus the roll of the damn thing dying. Include the "reason to live" in the post. Come on people, this shit is traumatic. Notes to take: ~Your character's reaction to this "bad vibes" having mofo are totally up to you. Use it to bring the chaos or use it to be a depresso espresso. Whatever you like! ~Once the creature has died, it will shrivel and disappear ~You CAN have a singular character be the victim of more than one of these things at the same time, but each one needs its own number ~If a character has 3 or more of these attached, and manages to defeat 3 or more, please ping staff in the suggest and discuss channel in order to receive your brand new custom role title of "Espresso-ed the Depresso-2022" ~These creatures are about the size of a newborn: 6-9 pounds ~These creatures will latch onto limbs mostly, but will aim for any part of the body Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Posted: Updated: Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Local News (Stirps 11th, 10,017) Local News (Stirps 11th, 10,017) Hello and welcome to the brand new Local News Station here at Coexisting Connections! My name is Lucius Scarletwound and I am here to bring you the news as often as necessary. Thanks for your continuous support! Today marks about three weeks since registrations for magics has begun and though Simul has been incredibly helpful in this endeavor, we want to remind everyone of what our goals are. Community: Under this law, all Simul citizens will abide by a new curfew. This law only stands in city limits. Until the perpetrators of the crimes against Simul have been found and punished, the curfew will stand between the hours of 9 PM and 6 AM. All citizens must be inside between these hours. All businesses inside of city limits must adjust their hours accordingly. All businesses will be compensated by the Royal Fund with proper documentation of loss of revenue. All requests must be sent to Ferren Drebek, Royal Quarters, Eleutheria. Safety: Until a new royal family can be assigned, Siphoning Mages have been increased in order to be disbursed throughout Simul. Every major city and landmark will now be equipped with roaming Siphoning Mages to patrol the area. This is for the safety of our people. Until the crime has been quelled, Siphoning Mages will make their homes among the people. If you would like to house a Mage, please contact the Royal Quarters in order to set a meeting and be qualified. Any and all who offer aid will be compensated for their time, room and board. Trust: Any and all magical technology and persons (Non-Humans or Magical Humans) must register their abilities and capabilities. Alongside the Siphoning Mages, groups of Treasurers will accompany them in order to survey the populace. This may seem a bit invasive, but this is for the safety of all. Those who have taken lives and caused suffrage have yet to be brought to justice. Until that time, for the peace of mind of every soul, we must be open about who we all are. Any persons or items found to not be registered will immediately be confiscated and/or jailed until proper paperwork is obtained. From the date of this article, all persons/items must be registered within the next 7 days. Persons registered will have a card designated to them which must be on their person at all times for identification purposes. You can register at your local post office or main city entrances. There will be temporary offices designated for this purpose. Vigilance: This is not a new law, but more a warning for citizens. If you see something or someone magical, please use caution. Do not treat your fellow man any differently, however! That is not what we are doing here. We just want people to be safe and secure. This is why Identification Cards will be provided. If someone magical refuses to identify themselves, or have proper paperwork for magical items, please contact your local authorities. It may just be that they did not see the announcements. You will be doing them a favor! The faster we identify those with magic, the faster we can find and deal with the assailants on our land. Thank you so much to those who have already registered yourselves and your items. For those who still have not, the deadline may have passed, but we are still traveling the lands in order to make the transition much easier. As of this day, Sudbury is the only city that has no office in order to register. Unfortunately, communication between the Ferren Force and the local leaders of the magical city have broken down. We are still working on things, and until then, the city will be heavily guarded with the SM until we can come to an agreement that makes everyone's lives a little easier. As always, travel safe and stay amazing Simul. This is Lucius Scarletwound signing off. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Posted: Updated: Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Town Updates Dun'lorn Dun'lorn Year 10,013 month of Dissilio Dwarves in general are not easy to shake. Especially the dwarves of Dun'Lorn. However, when the world around them began to quake, the hearty people of the inner mountain city started to worry. It wasn't until cracks formed in the ceiling of their home did they begin to panic. The tree didn't take long to fully form, invading the hidden city with gusto. Though, not a single person would hear the citizens of Dun'Lorn complain after it was done and over. With a ceiling be held together with roots and a massive Tree of Life hovering above the large cave entrance, the dwarves are more than happy to welcome their new protector. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Posted: Updated: Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Archived/Retired Revenge is a...Yeti? Revenge is a...Yeti? Nearly three years ago, the citizens of Simul fought a long and hard battle. During the winter months, and the happiest time of year, Krampus the Asshole invaded Simul. Threatening to maim and murder anyone in his path. But...he never said why? How confusing. No one ever asked. Little did the unsuspecting Simulians know...Krampus had a counterpart. His long time partner, in crime and terrorizing: Yeti Confetti. That's right. Not only was Krampus' last name Confetti, but he had been spending the better part of three thousand years with the man of his dreams, Yeti. The two had spent centuries causing mayhem and listening to the legends of their torture. It was an amazing life indeed...until one night, Krampus did not come home. For three long years, Yeti looked for his man, without so much as a lead. Then, he found it. Somewhere, written on an old newspaper, the harrowing story of Krampus' untimely demise. That's when the fight started. Alright Sumilians! From the date 12/10 to his defeat, Yeti will be patrolling Curet Insula. Not only is it home to species such as himself, but it was the beast people who showed Yeti what had happened. With a hostile heart, Yeti is ready to avenge his lover. How to Join: ~The event starts once a member of staff has posted as Yeti in the channel for Curet Insula ~Each character you choose to bring must roll their own dice (You must label every roll as you roll it. If it is not labeled or is edited, the roll will not count) ~You are allowed to roll 1d10 once every 60 minutes (60 minutes must pass before next roll or it will not count. You may be disqualified). Each roll is damage dealt to Yeti. Random times during the event, Yeti will roll a d20 and that damage will be dealt to the character labeled with the roll. ~You can drop in and drop out, but there is a prize for most damage! ~ Yeti has 1000 hit points. Every character you have participating during the event will have 300. If your character reaches 0 hit points, they are knocked out. You must post this action. (Staff will update Yeti's hit points once every 24 hours until defeat) ~ There is no post minimum, but it is encouraged for the hilarity feel to the event Prizes: ~Prize One: For the final hit ~Custom Role Title of "Snow Slayer V2 - 2021" ~A prize item that will be announced when Yeti is defeated ~Prize Two: For the most damage dealt ~Custom Role Title of "Snow Shovel - 2021" ~A prize item that will be announced with Yeti is defeated Winner! Jellopy - Snow Slayer V2 Jellopy - Snow Shovel Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Posted: Updated: Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Events and Holidays Lux Amare Lux Amare Dates and Time: 2/5-2/8 During the end of winter, there lies a holiday that many find to be the most important. Very few would find this holiday a headache. More often than not, it is revered as one of the best and many even look forward to it. You can read more on Lux Amare HERE found on Bruma the 8th. The end of winter also means many different things. Less snow. Warming weather. Signs that crops may be planted soon. Color returning to the lands of Simul. However, there is one more thing people who are in love look forward to. The annual hunt of the Cor. Cor are quite adorable with a bit of a sad background. Cor are creatures who boast beautiful and soft pink colored fur, large black eyes, and short stubby legs. Weighing no more than five pounds for the first twenty years of their long lives, Cor are often considered immortal. Mostly because their rare adult form is seldom seen. Once they reach maturity, near the second decade of life, Cor will escape their confines, whether the home they have chosen or the area in which they lived in Simul, and go back to their birthing grounds for mating in Tranquillum during the month of Sumo. Once mated, they give birth to one or two offspring during the month of Hiems and shortly after pass away and become a part of the land in Tranquillum. This leaves the offspring without parents and without a clue on the outside world. You can read more about these creatures HERE During Lux Amare, it has become tradition that the citizens of Simul, especially those in love, with hunt down and hopefully bond with one of these small animals. It is said that once bonded, the Cor will become part of your family for its life and bring great success in love and happiness. A good luck charm in the form of something so adorable! It is no wonder the rumored tradition has gone on for centuries. Besides, who doesn't want a gift of something so cuddly? The Event: During the listed dates above, all are allowed to join in this event. You can play as many characters as you wish and there is no post order unless you plan on roleplaying out a scene with other people. Then you must determine your own post order. You must roll a d20 in the bot spam channel. Only once! You must also label this number with the chosen character, otherwise, the roll will not count. If it is edited, it will not count. Whatever number you get is your number. Others may get the same number, but that does not matter. You do not have to have a different number. Just remember your own. Every time you post, which you can do once per hour (60 minutes between posts), and your character comes across a Cor, you must roll again to see if your number comes up. This can be done in the channel of the hunt (Tranquillum). If not, that is not the fuzzy cute for you! Move on and find another, for that one will not bind with your character and will escape if your character tries and take it home. You may only acquire ONE Cor to take home with your character. Again, anyone is allowed to join in this event. Find a partner for it, or go at it alone. Happy Hunting! Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Posted: Updated: Views Back to Top

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