Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Giggles and Shits Seven years ago, there was a Krampus Rumble. Four years ago, Yeti Confetti sought his revenge. Now... What remained of the elven and reindeer army has come...to fuck shit up. Televisions around Simul played various little shows and news broadcasts. The evening for the normal household still enthralled in the new technology, sitting upon their couches and chairs and splayed across floors, watched whatever their hearts desired. Something funny then happened. At exactly 5:22 PM, every TV and telegem chimed. One bell. Then two. Then a haunting third chime echoed. The screens went black. Then bright. "Simul sucks!" The unbodied voice screeched. White knuckled fingers gripped the sides of a piece of aged parchment as they held it up against the screen, making damn sure anyone paying enough attention could see and read it. "We are coming for you! Meet us in eight days on the bigg-highest mountain in Eld-Uld-Aldermans! Long live the Confettis!" Every screen that had been taken over would go back to its previously schedule crap, leaving everyone who had bore witness to whatever fuckery THAT was to wonder...and eventually, put two and two together. The Confettis were now haunting Simul from their graves through their army of tiny terrors and flesh-eating mammals. Who will become the hero against the stank and explosion brigade? Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 BREAKING NEWS (February 1, 2024) BREAKING NEWS Yet another sad story. This one out of Korrig Harbor City. It was reported two hours ago that a group of four people (Three men and one woman) were witnessed setting a blaze to three docks on the ocean. Not only were the docks destroyed, but various ships, costing the victims hundreds of thousands of coin. Authorities have no announced how many casualties, if any, but there have been reports of upwards of fifteen people missing or not accounted for. After putting together all witness statements, our crew has drawn, to the best of their abilities, what the perpatrators may have looked like. It is asked, if anyone has any other information, to contact your local authorities. All donations or any able bodied individuals who would like to help, please visit Korrig and head on over to Dock's Harbor. The owner has been organizing relief efforts and can instruct you on how to best aide. This is Flynn, signing off... Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

Gao Shan Gao Shan: A hidden gem among the eastern side of the Alderman Mountains. If you happen to make it there, be prepared for beautiful scenery and a peaceful surrounding. The citizens love to tend to their gardens and paint their homes in beautiful rainbows of purple and yellow and red. They take great pride in their dwellings, which is easy to see. The city is quiet, the people are private, and you can find yourself asylum among its walls. This is upheld by its protectors. You wouldn't want to find yourself in a bind here. Troublemakers are not welcome. Year Incorporated: 1500 Population: Approximately 10,000 Human: 67% Elven: 20% Dwarven: 3% Other: 10% Magically Inclined: Approximately 12% Updates Kora's Karamels A bakery and sweets shop run by a woman named Kora, a kitsune who dedicates her life to the sweet and tooth-killing. All sorts of strange candies can be found here as well as most varieties of baked goods, in the style of her homeland and the style of the natives of Simul. As a second measure to save money, she will also offer massages in the back if you can pay. Lady Thay N'oes Got yourself into some trouble again, didn't ya? No worries. Lady Thay N'oes is here to take care of you in a snap! Often faced with the protectors of Gao Shan who just so happen to cut themselves frequently (How strange, right?), Lady Thay is well known for her excellent patches and stitches. Not just a healer, Lady Thay is an amazing midwife. Having brought over a thousand children into the world in her day, she can take care of you in every which way! (HA! THAT FREAKING RHYMED! XD) Chartam Collection Gao Shan is known for having such high standards. Not only in the community, but in appearance. One would think the library would be just as organized and upheld. Looking at it from the outside would also give this assumption. Walking into the doors, however, you will be met with a mess of books. Not because the caretaker, Song, does not care. But because there is a literal dragon on premises. Yes. His name is Noodle. He has no abilities that normal dragons have. No fire breath. Flightless. And he is about as big as a small dog. Messy should have been his middle name. Constantly pulling books from the shelves just to plop down on top of them. He may be a dragon, but he is quite friendly! The Mystic Deer A tavern run by a retired samurai from across the sea named Sho Mayozaki. A katana hangs above the fireplace and the smell of cherry blossoms wafts constantly through the air. The place is designed in typical Gao Shanese style, though it also incorporates a little bit of foreign styles as well. It is said to have the best sake in the city, and the wisdom imparted by the owner is not something to take for granted. Chai Out A tea shop that sells many teas that are native to the people of Gao Shan. The owner, Sayaki Kimosana, is known for believing heavily in things like chakra and karma, and offers many spiritual methods of help on the side. It is believed that she infuses her teas with mystical energies, leaving people who drink it notably refreshed. Steel Arms Steel Arms, located within Gao Shan, is one of the most prestigious and decorated blacksmiths in all of Simul. With a steady employee count of twelve, items are often made rather quickly. The head of the shop, Xia, is the one who takes the orders, but doles them out appropriately. Engraved on every piece, you will find their stamp of approval, the red cat. No one quite knows what it stands for other than the smiths themselves showing off. The Red Sea The Red Sea is a park and garden located in Gao Shan. Here, the grass is dotted by thickets of cherry blossoms, also known as sakura trees. It is a popular spot for picnics and meditation, and there is a large pond with fish from other lands. The park is home to a man known only as the Flower Sage, who seems to be a true expert on all things flora and fauna. Even the most obscure questions he knows the answer to. Many seek his wisdom on unrelated matters he is viewed as so wise, like relationship issues. He usually tells these people to go away. Tonic Tonic is such a simple name for such a sinister looking shop. Upon entering, you will be greeted with many different looking bottles filled what seems to be souls of the damned. This is far from the truth. From a child, Blaize had always been fascinated by the dark and macabre. Having a knack for making potions of all sorts, he decided to mix the two. Even the healing potions look sketchy, but not a single person would question his ability. Menu Here Katana Cuts A butcher’s shop that is run by a man with draconic blood flowing through his veins, named Dargo Koushin. He does not, contrary to popular belief, cut his meat with a katana. He does, however, offer to cook the meat he sells with his fire breath.

Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 The Tree Returns! In the year 10,013, the month of Dissilio, something erupted. Quite literally. During the season of warming, there were more quakes. This time, much smaller on scale. However, strong enough to cause some damage. The Temples of Unity, the center of Timberholde, the northern outskirts of Oak Silva, directly above the entrance of Dun'Lorn, and the center of Tranquillum were all affected at the very same moment. In the middle of each quake, a split in the earth appeared. Almost like large craters, these holes were deep and....pulsated. Those who bore witness tell the tale of the trees. In less than an hour, the massive trees erupt from the craters created. Fully furred with leaves and tough bark. Those who heard the stories knew what had happened. The Tree had returned five-fold. The stories began to spread again. Of the time of the war between brothers. Between good and evil Of the original Tree. Jayden had struck the tree down. The large and beautiful piece erupting into thousands of pieces. However, the story goes, that some innocent lives witnessed the attack and took it upon themselves to take the only salvageable pieces of the Tree and bury them across the land. What people did not know was that these were no stories nor myths nor rumors. It had happened. And now...the Tree had returned. However, the residents of the Temples, as they prepared to repair their slowly sinking buildings, felt something...off. Then she appeared. She did not give a name... For the event, the battle will be T1 based. Lyanna will be posting an intro post and pinging all who react to this event post so that they may partake if they want to. This battle will be against Dawn Clear and low level beasts and creatures she summons with her to tear apart the rest of the island and hopefully take down the Tree. Should you want to participate, please react to this post within the next 24 hours. The post order will be determined on the spot. The only thing we ask is that you post once per day. If you cannot manage, you will be skipped over. Hope to see your creativity out there! Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Finne Anni Vale Read more on the holiday HERE During the end of the year, and the wind down of yet another month, people around Simul prepare to say goodbye to the past. Please, take care of yourselves and your family. No longer dwell on the past and look forward to a bright future. Make the next year a beautiful one. Spend time with those you love and cherish. ....and do not burn down the forests please. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

Southern Forest Taking up hundreds of miles to the south lays the Southern Forest. Home to mystical beasts and travelers abound, the trees are home to many creatures and humanoids that try to conceal their whereabouts. That is not hard to achieve in the thick woods. Not only for those who consider themselves lone wolves, the Southern Forest is a popular area for vacationers to find absolute peace and quiet. The trees are dense and there are many caves, cliffs and hidden water oases to explore. Updates

Occultatum Terra Hidden beneath the large forest portal lies one of the most beautiful cities Simul has to offer. This is Occultatum Terra; a completely underground city, fairly newly discovered by the people of Simul. Home to druid elves, Occultatum Terra is lush with green and blue despite the lack of natural sun. The city is also bright and welcoming (given you are not a dwarf). Having been buried beneath the lands of Simul for thousands of years, the people of Occultatum Terra are quite oblivious to the ongoings. This is not to say they are not willing to learn. The earth shattering quake that revealed their hidden portal has freed them from their prison. Now they open their doors to almost any traveler curious to their people. Year Incorporated: 101 Population: Approximately 21,000 Human: 23% Elven: 68% Dwarven: 1% Other: 8% Magically Inclined: Approximately 71% Updates Lifehome An academy that is very important to the people of the city. It is where many of their druids come to train, and those from outside of the city seeking druidic training have been welcomed by the academy’s dean, Lavisian Arland. It is even considered a sacred place, a rite of passage for young druids being to graduate from this place. It also functions as a church of sorts for the various local elven faiths. Lily Leaf Lovers A tavern run by an elf named Garrion Men’Taris, Lily-Leaf Lover’s is a place where people come to indulge in other’s company, not just have a quick drink. It has a serene atmosphere, and the owner sells tea as well as alcohol. Rest and Bounty A restaurant that, as of recent, has also expanded to serve as a hotel for those coming to Occultatum Terra for simple tourism, the rooms magically soundproofed so the restaurant half of the building doesn’t irritate people looking for simple rest. It is run by a man named Rusty, who claims to have gotten his name from how often he gets tetanus. Don’t worry, though, the food is perfectly safe, and all-natural too! Bella's Baked Goods A bakery run by a human woman named Bella, who recently moved to Occultatum Terra. She has quickly become as enthralled with the natural world as the druidic elves who surround her, and has taken to growing her own ingredients when it comes to what she uses in her baked goods that can be grown. Nature Provides A place of healing run by an elven shaman named Malissia of the Grove, who does not come from Occultatum Terra but fits in just as well as any other elf. She uses the gifts provided to her by nature, natural and magical, to heal others. She has a love for life and is the type of person who would never hurt so much as a fly. Homegrown Books A bookstore that “grows” its own books, the owner owning a small plot of wood behind the store from which they harvest the material they use for their paper. They even bind the books specially with the wood from these trees, cured through some strange means so it never rots. It is run by an elven woman who only goes by Quiet. She sees no need to speak unless it is related to her books. The Great Garden A holy place for the elves of Occultatum Terra, where they believe the spirits of nature and the souls of dead animals roam, the Great Garden is a garden surely deserving of its title. It is massive, practically a small forest within the city, where the plants grow taller than most men are tall. Magic pervades this garden thoroughly, and most who visit it come to find themselves greatly relaxed and enthralled. The caretaker, Triduc, makes sure the garden stays clean and beautiful. Magical Mixtures A potion shop where you can find most any potion you could possibly think of. Healing potions? They have it. A potion to ward off illness? Also in stock. Explosive fire potions? Also in… Stock? The shop is run by a woman named Belma, who is concerningly concerned with things that go boom. She is known for the loud noises that tend to come from her shop along with the unusual amounts of smoke her chimney expels. But, her little experiments are tolerated, for there is no better place to find a massive variety of potions than Magical Mixtures. Menu Here Barion's Cleaver A butcher’s shop run by a big, burly elf (Well...big for an elf) who goes only by Barion. He refuses to cut any meat he does not kill himself, believing that doing anything else would be dishonoring the spirits of the animals he sells the meat of. Sunforged Swords A blacksmith’s that specializes in odd weapons forged with druidic magic, often blessed by the sun or nature itself by the blacksmith who runs it, Mil’andra Venian. She takes great pride in the weapons she makes, and many of her goods go to supply the city guardsmen.

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Southern Coast Starting at the swamp lands of Yearning Mire and ending east of Korrig Harbor City lays the Southern Coast. Though the outer edges of the coast line are near sea level, and the majority between, there are small cliffs here and there peppered throughout. The ground is uneven, but gives amazing sights to behold. Most of the line is covered in greenery and tall trees, shading from the unforgiving weather. Updates

Cio What was once a vacation spot run by some very quizzical outsiders has become something so much more. Cio is a beautiful and still very popular spot for site seers and travelers. Along the sandy beaches lay various abodes, heavily modeled after the city close by (Gao Shan), free for use while in the area. A mysterious red head only known by the name of "Miserable" tends to the cabins and shacks in her free time. Of course, running off those who make themselves a little 'too' comfortable every now and again. The warm waters of the very shallow lake have been rumored to soothe aches and pains, making it a must see travel destination even in the colder months. Year Incorporated: 10,015 Updates

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