Library of Shit Events and Holidays Giggles and Shits Giggles and Shits Seven years ago, there was a Krampus Rumble. Four years ago, Yeti Confetti sought his revenge. Now... What remained of the elven and reindeer army has come...to fuck shit up. Televisions around Simul played various little shows and news broadcasts. The evening for the normal household still enthralled in the new technology, sitting upon their couches and chairs and splayed across floors, watched whatever their hearts desired. Something funny then happened. At exactly 5:22 PM, every TV and telegem chimed. One bell. Then two. Then a haunting third chime echoed. The screens went black. Then bright. "Simul sucks!" The unbodied voice screeched. White knuckled fingers gripped the sides of a piece of aged parchment as they held it up against the screen, making damn sure anyone paying enough attention could see and read it. "We are coming for you! Meet us in eight days on the bigg-highest mountain in Eld-Uld-Aldermans! Long live the Confettis!" Every screen that had been taken over would go back to its previously schedule crap, leaving everyone who had bore witness to whatever fuckery THAT was to wonder...and eventually, put two and two together. The Confettis were now haunting Simul from their graves through their army of tiny terrors and flesh-eating mammals. Who will become the hero against the stank and explosion brigade? Send Winners: 1st Place: Stacy Carson Prize Chosen: Doom Dasher 2nd Place: Silver Drafaylum Prize Recieved: Fartillary Ornament Send UPDATE Screenshot from current channel Send Starting Date: 12/5/2025 Staff will Announce in the Channel End Date: 12/10/2025 Or Points Depleted (Staff Announcement) Rules 📌You can bring as many characters as you like, but each one will have their own score 📌To better keep track of your rolls, please utilize /join_event before rolling. Once the event ends, you can use /leave_event to calculate and track your rolls 📌This event will not require posts, however, they definitely add to the hilarity. Take note of the previous events in this series. We are encouraging short posts, so please disregard the post limit. 📌Staff will be throwing random posts out. They will include pings for those participating. 📌There is a pool of 1000 (Subject to change) that need to be depleted (Pool for enemy hit points) 📌Scene will take place in the channel Travel NW. Yes, the event is taking place in the Alderman, however, that channel gets much more use, so it will be easier to track in the travel channel How to Play 📌You can roll 1d20 every hour (60 minutes or more between each roll) 📌Every roll is a hit, and you decide how many enemies your character either kills or incapacitates. The choice is yours. 📌Posting is highly encouraged, hence why staff will be throwing in their own to help facilitate the funnies 📌The winner will be the person who eliminates the most enemies (The most points rolled) Prizes 📌The winner will be crowned a custom role title of "Snow Slaughterer - 2025" and one of two prizes. The Second place winner will receive the item that the winner does not choose. Both winners will be placed in Glory and Honor alongside their most epic post: 📌 Option One: The Fartillary Ornament. This heavy, glass piece is not what it appears. Inside, a gruesome looking gas swirls unendingly, glinting from the dangerous shards within. The user is able to throw this piece of 'explosive' toward an enemy, and once it makes contact with anything other than the user's hand, it will explode, sending the epically named Fartillary in an area of five feet in any direction. This deals not only blunt and cutting/shredding damage to the target while simultaneously shrouding view, but also a nightmare inducing stench that rivals a poisoned corpse. Once the item explodes and deals it's rather unfortunate damage, it returns to the user's hand, completely pristine and ready to use next turn. This item cannot be broken despite shattering being its thing. 📌 Option Two: The Doom Dasher. This amazingly bad ass looking sleigh not only has seats that will have your ass asking what cloud it is sitting on, but also the speed of sound. Kinda. Sorta. It's fast, okay? I'm talking fastest moving vehicle currently inside of Simul. The Doom Dasher is ready to pick up and ship off anything and anyone you need. Spacious enough for four people and enough storage for at least three of the dead reindeer that power it, this mode of transportation will have eyes darting the moment it goes by. Not saying they will see you, but they sure as shit will hear ya coming and going. Once seated, the ghostly apparitions of the deer you have slain will appear and prepare to lend their strength to carry you to any destination. Know what's cool about that? No need to feed or water them. And no poop. That's the best part. The Army 📌The elves are small, but pack a PUNCH. And by punch, I mean glittery fartillary. I shit you not, but they may. Using attacks made of flatulence and glass shard like ass sparkles, these little fuckers will run up on your, shart their shit, and then spontaneously combust just to kill you with themselves. Don't ask how they still exist. I don't know. 📌The deer, of rein proportions, eat flesh. All flesh. They give no fucks whether it is yours, the elves, or their own fallen brethren. They also smell bad. Like...vomit inducing bad. Like, "Please kill me so I don't have to smell this because this shit is never coming out" bad. No Updates Yet Most Recent Update December 22, 2025 Views Back to Top

Long running, Medieval High-Fantasy Text Based Roleplay Chat. Bring in your OC to see if it is a good fit! Kingdom of Simul is made for old and new. Join the Roleplay! Discord Welcome Inside of this wide and expansive roleplay, you will be greeted with all custom lore, cities, events, and stories. Once based off the medieval taverns from back in the Yahoo chats days, this text based hobby will fill veterans with nostalgia and the newcomers with wonder. We always aim to keep everyone safe and happy and remind you all: This is a hobby, not a job. There are no requirements to stay active. Play when you can! That is what we are here for. Our beginning started in October of 2014. Our sights were simple. A simple chat room. A simple tavern. A medieval fantasy setting. Over the years and countless members, we have grown into something far more. An entire kingdom based around Simul with a setting that is completely custom. Greeted by aspects of medieval, Victorian, steam punk, magitech with a dash of modern worlds, Simul is a one of a kind setting. We may have owners who run and operate most things, but this world has been molded by the members who have come to fall in love with this roleplay. Over countless platforms, we have finally settled into Discord as of July 2018. Welcome to Simul! Within this website, is a treasure trove of information. Not all necessarily meant to be read in a day! We have worked hard to set up this roleplay in a fashion that allows our members to read as they go. No need to remember it all at once. This gives you all a chance to concentrate more on your characters and development of them. Our staff is always ready to answer questions and help you through getting approved as well as helping maintain players' interest and mind at ease when roleplaying in our community. We really do look forward to you making this your new roleplay home!

Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Rules Thank you for considering Kingdom of Simul your roleplay home! Before we lay out the law of the land, we just wanted to say a couple of things. We know this list looks intimidating. However, we do our best to lay things out as clearly as possible, which includes things that may seem like common sense. Please keep this in mind when reading forward. From our basic lore to the cities and landscapes, everything is meant to flavor your experience rather than tie you down to specific types of scenes. Feel free to ask any questions, even if you find them “redundant” or “stupid” as some people have put it. Nothing is stupid. Your comfort in your roleplay experience is what we strive for. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

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Library of Shit Lore Stuff Flora Mola Flora Mola Welcome to Simul! A place where your wildest imagination comes to life! Among the plant-life of Simul, you can assume that most things found on modern day earth can also be found in Simul. If it is not in this list, feel free to ask staff! The worst we can say is no, and the best, we add it to the list for you. Note: To easily find types of plants, use hashtags in your searches Send Material Type- Mola, Alloy Appearance- Often seen rusty and pitted. This poor excuse for steel is often the only thing farmers can afford How its made- this material is literally made with whatever metal is available. It is melted into ingots and roughly forged into shape. How did it get to Simul- Farmers of Simul have been making it for centuries. It is cheaper than normal steel Uses- Anything that requires metal. Most farmers use it for tools, or to make crude knives. A few have even made passable pots and pans out of it. Special Quirks- There is nothing about this material that is special. Farmer’s steel is junk and should not be used for cooking. History- this poor excuse for steel was created by farmers that lost their harvests. They gathered up all the scrap metal they had to melt it. Send Material Type -Mola, naturally occuring Appearance- Adamantine looks a lot like regular steel. Except it does not rust. How its made- Adamantine is a naturally occurring ore in Simul. Although tough to mine it is commonly used for tools. How did it get to Simul- The gods put it there Uses- commonly used in the creation of high end hand tools. The rise of technology has seen it being used to make rudimentary machining equipment, or even farm equipment. Special Quirks- the only thing special about this material is it does not rust. Other than that is it just incredibly durable, about five times stronger than steel. History- Blacksmiths of Simul have been mining this material for millennia. It is rather abundant and easy to work with. Once formed into something it will not break easily. Send Material Type- Mola, Alloy Appearance- Mithril is often a brilliant white, or a shiny gray. It is often inscribed with runes that help in the creation of this material How its made- this material is made from a mix of different materials, and a lot of magic. It takes blacksmiths up to a week to create this incredibly durable metal. How did it get to Simul- It has always existed in Simul, Once it was created the knowledge spread quickly. Uses- Mithril can be used for anything. It is a popular metal for weapons and armor. Although with technological advancements in Simul that has changed. Now people can have parts for their cars made out of it, or even a mithril case for a Telegem. Special Quirks- Mithril is near indestructible. It can take immense damage before breaking. Armor made from this has been known to take hits from a dragon. History- The real history of the material is unknown, all anyone remembers is how to make it. Rumor has it the knowledge was passed down from some advanced species. No one really believes it though. All anyone cares about is how versatile a material mithril is. Items made with this mythical material are often quite expensive. Send #mola #alloy #shiny Material Type- Mola, Alloy Appearance- Bluish in color, and ingots have been known to “sparkle in the light” How it's made- That is a secret known only to those with the skill to create it. All anyone knows is smiths that make this material need a special furnace. One that burns hotter and longer. How did it get to Simul- Bright steel was brought to simul by blacksmiths visiting from other realms. Uses- This material is perfect for making swords, and other melee weapons. It has been used for making car parts in recent years. That is due to being five times stronger than steel, and how easy it is to repair despite its durability. Special Quirks- Bright Steel has a couple strange quirks. It will often take on random effects based on its user. These effects often correspond to the user's profession, chefs that use this will have perfectly sharp knives that never need washing. Dragon slayers will cause more bleed damage to an enemy. A max of two random effects can be taken on by this material. ( depending on the effect it may require OOC permissions) Any edged weapon made with this material never needs to be sharpened. No matter what happens to the sword it will stay razor sharp. Its final quirk is looking brand new forever no matter the abuse. It also takes enchantments well. History- The history of this material in Simul is rather short. It was brought to Simul by the snow elves, and dwarves from another realm. They gifted the knowledge to the smiths of Simul to keep it alive. The creation of Bright Steel was dying, few smiths knew it and they were dying. Send Obex of the Void Submitted by @Lyanna Legend and @Chadwin #stone #rare #luck #meteor #space #invincible An odd blue metal harboring a galaxy-like pattern in its internal structure that is extremely difficult to work with and is the source of many all-nighters done by legendary blacksmiths just to get it into the desired shape. However, when worked into a proper frame and/or shape - its ability to retain its set position and edge/alignment is second to none: Outclassing even the most well-forged Simulian Alloy Blades or bows, even if forged in a poor manner. Due to its rarity, due to how it makes its way into the kingdom, it is more often than not reserved for Royalty. It is also the material used in most of the items/weapons/etc that the kingdom offers during events and festivals. Mining this material is also not for the faint of heart either - requiring the use of magic as the materials citizens of Simul have access to are insufficient enough to break through the exceptionally tough outer layer of - not only the meteorites - but the metal itself. The sky is watched in anticipation during very well documented times as to retrieve the metal. This is done by a handful of few master mages that have been hired by Simul itself in order to keep the material out of the hands of the general public, and this is why one cannot simply walk into a shop and purchase it. Top of the line magisters or arch-mages often oversee and conduct mining operations when a meteorite has been confirmed to have Obex inside of it. It is also capable of mixing and matching with nearly ALL types of metals that are found inside Simuls crust and the alloys its people have made, causing the entire item to become invincible. Obex is a strange, yet amazing, material that, in the hands of the few, has become highly sought after. The only way to do this is to win. OOC Note: Obex is the material that the unbreakable items won in certain events are made out of. Your character cannot have this material unless they win an event and/or are gifted an item made of it. Items that are made cannot be remade into other things. More info will be added should the need arise. Send Shriekkins Submitted by @Spook and written by @Lyanna Legend These guardian gourds are, at surface level, just regular pie pumpkins. They can be plucked from the vine and used in various sweet pumpkin treats. Though they wear 'faces', Shriekkins are not sentient, so no need to feel bad for eating them! Originally designed by a farming mage generations ago, Shriekkins were made to repel birds and would be thieves. They are said to be able to sense when there are vibrations near, and when that happens, their 'eyes' and 'mouths' open. This directly proceeds the subsequent wailing the fruit emits to warn everyone and everything around it. Much like an alarm, the sounds the Skriekkins propel is loud, screeching, and offensive. Unfortunately for farmers of said crop, they also cannot tell the difference between friend and foe, so harvesting these pumpkins requires heavy ear protection. Shriekkins grow and form like any other pie pumpkin and are very common in the market. Most farmers now a days plant them sparingly throughout their crops to ward off birds and vermin. Send Shadowbean Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #coffee #bean #edible #drink #common #vine Shadowbean is a common, black coffee bean that grows in dark, shaded forests or caves where sunlight barely reaches. The plant is vine-like, its tendrils creeping along the forest floor or weaving through cracks in cave walls. The beans themselves are small, round, and matte black, blending seamlessly with their surroundings. They are known to grow near pools of still water or in areas where shadows seem unnaturally thick, thriving in places touched by darkness in the wild. When brewed, Shadowbean coffee creates an inky black drink with a subtle smoky flavor, even without needing to be roasted. Drinking it grants heightened perception in low light and increases one’s reflexes, making it a favorite among nocturnal creatures, thieves, and night guards. It also has a calming effect, helping the drinker stay alert and focused without jitteriness. One can either brew into a coffee drink or eat raw. Shadowbean plants are considered difficult to cultivate, as they require complete darkness or constant shade to thrive. Farmers who specialize in Shadowbean crops create artificial environments or cultivate them in underground gardens lit only by bioluminescent fungi. Harvesting Shadowbeans is considered a delicate process, as too much exposure to light can cause the beans to lose their potency. Send Ironleaf Cabbage Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #cabbage #greens #edible #common #inexpensive Ironleaf Cabbage is incredibly common in Simul. Most farmers and even newbie garner's can grow this plant with ease. Originally designed by a farming wizard hundreds of years back, Ironleaf was a solution to a brief drought. This cabbage, when growing, requires little water or sunlight or even heat. It can be harvested within two weeks of planting due to its incredibly fast growth rate. The leaves are as hard as steel until plucked from the ground, whereas the entirety of the plant softens for consumption. Becomes softer with cooking or boiling. Keeps far longer than traditional cabbage; upwards of four months. Send Mistral Melon Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #melon #edible #common #fruit This melon is a common fruit within Simul. The skin of this melon is a mesh of dark green and blues alongside lighter blues and yellows. The most coveted being the ones with repeating patterns. The fleshy part can be a mixture of yellows and blues speckled with a splash of blue colored seeds. Mistrals can grow up to a size of 20 pounds (9 kg) at the matured age of 90 days. The taste of the flesh is described as extremely sweet with undertones of agave. Usually one batch per year for most farmers of this melon, the plants/vines yield in very high numbers. The fruit itself keeps for much longer than most, and can also be frozen and thawed very easily. Send Luma Vineberries Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #vine #edible #common #rare #expensive #inexpensive #berry #berries Luma berries are rather unique. Though the vines themselves are common, the two different types of fruits have their own scale of rarity. The round, green berries are common. One can easily find them in most markets and come from various farms in the cooler parts of Simul. However, the star shaped berries are rare. For every thousand Round Lumas, there will be one Star Luma and these can come in two different colors; green and yellow. These hold the same fruity taste comparable to a mix between strawberries and kiwis, though, they are MUCH sweeter. It is also said that the Star Lumas give the consumer a feeling of weightlessness; such as feeling that their body is lighter and somewhat pain free. Many high end eateries combine these star shaped fruits into their desserts. Luma Vineberries grow in somewhat cool environments, so farms that have them are mostly found in forested areas. They have a hard time growing in too much heat, but cannot grow in the winter months. A good Luma farmer can harvest the vines twice per year and must replant as the vines do not return. Send Inferlite & Glacium Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #gem #crystal #imbue #magic Deep beneath the tranquil waters of Lake Magus Unda in Simul, the common crystals named Inferlite and Glacium forms over centuries, infused with the latent magic that permeates the region. These crystals are known for their vivid red and blue hues, each color pulsating faintly with the energy they absorb from their surroundings. Inferlite is attached to the reds while Glacium is the name of the blues. However, there are some natural occurrences of a mixture. The red crystals shimmer like embers beneath the water's surface, their fiery color hinting at their affinity for destructive or combative forms of magic. In contrast, the blue crystals glow with a serene, calming light, often associated with healing, protection, or water-based magic. Standing several feet in length, these crystals are incredibly durable but surprisingly easy to manipulate by skilled magic users. Once extracted, they serve as potent magical conduits, capable of storing vast amounts of energy, amplifying spells, or acting as key components in magical artifacts. Though common, and fairly inexpensive to purchase without imbuements, the price does increase heavily for any that have soaked in magical energy. Send Marijuana Submitted by @Silver Drafaylum This particular plant is not native to Simul, but was introduced in the year 10,010 by a poor soul who had been thrown into the realm, known as Silver Drafaylum. Not many people know the plant's arrival history, but the herb has been changed hands and farmed since the first year it landed. This plant contains a drug that, when ingested/smoked will cause extreme relaxation and in some cases, euphoria. It can be addictive as it is mind altering. The price tag is low. Most people can find this herb in various shops from general stores to novelty shops. Can be used in many different mediums including dried for smoking, extracted for edible goods, and even the crystals can be scraped to be used in salves. Downside is that, when lit, has a horrendous odor. Send Drugs: Ingredient: Wyrmwood Submitted by @Lyanna Legend Root from Lunaris plant. Eating it raw will induce 4 hours of high blood pressure, and extreme hallucinations. Combining with Alcohol in a brewery creates Absinthe, a very hard alcoholic beverage with hallucinogenic properties. Some side effects include a 90 degree rotated vision, conversations and love for inanimate objects. DO NOT USE BEFORE SLEEPING. *Can only be found in the following locations: Vex-Mora : Corrosive Concoctions 'Lady of the Night' establishments Gao Shan : Tonic Send Lunaris' Smoke Submitted by @Lyanna Legend An herb, hailing from the rough area around the Aldermans, now only grown in private establishments. The herb itself can be eaten, made into tea, and the oils can be extracted. These ways of usage won't have any effect apart from an odd sensation when eaten. The taste in tea form is mildly spicy and strongly refreshing, clearing the nose like mint. The specialty comes from smoking it. Once Lunaris' Smoke is inhaled, either through a pipe, a cigar or an incense, it will cause the user to feel heightened blood circulation, their pupils dilate and their mind literally expands as all body functions apart from the essential ones (Breathing, Heartbeat, ...) get turned off, letting the body put all its focus into the head. This means the user should use when they are in a safe environment and can be in a laying position for the next three hours at minimum. In small doses, it causes minor relaxation and dizziness, but higher concentrations lead to physical blackouts of up to a day. *Can only be found in the following locations: Vex-Mora : Corrosive Concoctions 'Lady of the Night' establishments Send Honey Caps Submitted by @Lyanna Legend Made with the spores and stalk of bioluminescent blue speckled mushrooms, it can be used as a high strength pain reliever. Effects last for up to eight hours, and the affected person will be entirely liberated of their sense of pain. (Any damage that comes with the pain will be unaffected) Prepared by drying and grinding the stalks and boiling and mixing the spores in fermented honey. Once the spores have began to turn to small gold crystals, mix with the stalks and grind further to a fine powder. Can be mixed with water and injected/injected, or added to food or baked into a tablet. Side effects include but are not limited to: Loss in motor function, essential tremors of the hands or neck, facial paralysis, temporary loss of magical abilities, loss in appetite or gain in weight. (Please consult your local apothecary if you experience yellowing of the scales, nails, claws, spines, or other keratin based body parts as this may be a symptom of a more extreme adverse reaction. ) Not to be used while drinking or operating magic or rituals of any kind. These mushrooms are also a bit rare, growing only in the darkest of forests and harvest rather quickly due to demand. *Can only be prescribed by your local healer/hospital/Primary Care Physician or found in Vex-Mora : Corrosive Concoctions Send Simul Stone Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #gem #potions #healing #common #inexpensive #simul Simul Stone is named after our kingdom for good reason. This stone, which can be found just about everywhere, including shops for a good price, is the base for 99% of potions, salves and other consumables/toiletries. Simul Stone is INCREDIBLY binding, making it the prime ingredient to mixing things and having them come together without much issue. You must grind this oddly soft stone into a powder before use. Non-toxic and flavorless, it is also amazingly easy to work with. Adds a really nice sheen and sparkle to anything it is added to. Send Trux Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #dangerous #disease #gem #stone #poison #fatal #siren If you happen to come across this particular gem, leave the area immediately. Trux is a very dangerous, naturally occurring gem like stone that has the ability similar to a siren's song. Any sentient beings in it's area that can 'hear' this gem will be willed to consume it. Once consumed, the being will begin a long transformation of being encrusted in the same substance the gem is made of. This process has no cure, but there is a couple of treatments available. One being a potion that needs to be taken once a day, every day, for the dureation of life. The other option is to have the rock drilled off once it becomes problematic. This is also a process you will have to endure every so often, as again, there is no cure. Send Curatrix Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #gem #uncommon #expensive #magitech #pricey Known as "The King's Glass", Curatrix is a gem that is often harvested from the deepest parts of the tallest mountains found in Simul. Since its discovery, Curatrix has been mostly used as glass and windows for the wealthy. The thinner this gem is carved, the less color it retains, but the strength hardly depletes. Recently, paired with Fulmen Spheres, this gem has become the primary material for creating Telegems and other screen- like items. Once a rarity in shops, Curatrix has been mined far more in the recent years in order to create the new technology introduced into Simul. This has also caused a price drop. The strength of this gem is akin to rubies or sapphires. Send Clarico Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #metal #ore #rare #expensive #weapon #armor Clarico stones are on the list of "Top Rare Stones" within Simul. They can and have been found naturally occurring within the molten areas of Dun'Lorn, but due to their abundance of a palpable magical aura, the dwarves often re-bury or toss this valuable stones to the lava due to long written and remembered paranoia. Given their rarity and hidden nature, should one come across one of these stones for sale, be prepared for a massive price tag. Rumored sizes range from pebbles to a heft diameter of 1.5 feet. The smooth and chromatic surface is aesthetically pleasing, but what makes these stones so valuable is their amazing imbuing capabilities and malleability Not only can they hold a continuous magical source, they are almost impossible to break. This stone also attaches itself to its "Master", taking the shape of what they are thinking at any given time. Unfortunately, stones cannot be combined as they are adverse to one another. (Mod Note: Anything made with this particular material must be approved by staff before use in roleplay) Send Sunflower Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #common #flower #edibile A very malleable flower, the Sunflower can be used in one of the most wide arrays of ways. From cleaning your air to garnishing your cold dishes, Sunflower is an amazing plant. Not only are they extremely common and cheap to purchase (Grown or seed), Sunflower is beautiful. Growing at heights up to 8 ft (2.4 m), it makes a fantastic and easy to grow crop even for the lesser knowledgeable farmer. Send Tiger Lily Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #common #flower #smelly A fairly popular lily type of flower that is extremely commonly found in the north-eastern region of Simul. They are a very hearty plant, easy to grow in most conditions, but fairly targeted by garden pests like slugs and snails. Grows in large groups in the wild during warmer months. Send Black Tourmaline Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #tourmaline #common #witchcraft Schorl, more commonly known as black tourmaline is one of the most coveted stones for protection and cleansing. It’s commonly used in rituals, grids, meditations, shrines and a variety of applications. Its ability to soak up, repel and banish negative energy is second to none in the healing crystal space. Can be found in abundance by mining the northern mountains and oceanic areas of Simul. Shaped pieces can fetch a hefty sum though in jewelry and other shops. Send Vomitore Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #gross #ooze #stone #common #farming #fertilizer #inexpensive Vomitore is an incredible commonly found boulder in the meadow lands that are throughout Simul. Taking the appearance of common stone, Vomitore usually has a large crack somewhere on its surface that produces a sickly green or brown looking ooze. This ooze is a naturally occurring fertilizer, and where these boulders lay, one can easily observe the difference in soil. Very popular among farmers and very inexpensive to purchase instead of finding. Send Stella Stone Submitted by @Lyanna Legend @Muse #stone #jewelry #common Very beautiful and highly sought after, the Stella Stone is a key piece in many decorative and jewelry makers kits. This stone is easily found by way of its magnificent illumination. Beaches and moist dense forests are great places to find this stone. *Written by Muse Send Verto Glass Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #glass #gem #weapon #armor #strong #uncommon Often mined from underwater caves, Verto Glass is a highly sought type of 'stone' for armor and weapon crafting. It comes with a costly price tag, but for good reason. Its structure is as strong as diamonds, and it malleability is like clay before being heated and set. The reason it is such a popular ingredient in armor and weapon crafting is due to its hardness and availability. Much like Curatrix, Verto Glass is sturdy, but once set, becomes even more so. Send Rose Quartz Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #crystal #gem #common #quartz Rose quartz is one of the many quartz varieties used as a gem material. It gets its name from its delicate pink color, which ranges from very light (almost white) to medium-dark. The most appealing color typically occurs in larger sizes, and small rose quartz specimens with good color tend to be rare. Fairly commonly found in deep forest and cave biomes, and come with a very small price tag at your local shop. It is said these stones aid in love and self-healing. Send Ivy Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #vine #common #ivy With thick, waxy, bright colored leaves, the Pothos vines are a very hearty plant type. Most people tend to purchase these for indoor decor and air quality. They are a non-expensive alternative to a lot of other vine types, which makes them an incredibly popular choice for nature- minded home decorators. Easy to clip and gift with simple water, these vines do not need soil in order to flourish. Pothos have been spotted in areas surrounding Gao Shan in the wild, but most opt to purchase from local greeneries. Send Pothos Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #common #vine #pothos With thick, waxy, bright colored leaves, the Pothos vines are a very hearty plant type. Most people tend to purchase these for indoor decor and air quality. They are a non-expensive alternative to a lot of other vine types, which makes them an incredibly popular choice for nature- minded home decorators. Easy to clip and gift with simple water, these vines do not need soil in order to flourish. Pothos have been spotted in areas surrounding Gao Shan in the wild, but most opt to purchase from local greeneries. Send Fire Gem Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #gem #fire #magical #uncommon Often found in mountainous caves, the fire gem stone is one of the more rare gems in Simul. It's name signifies its supernatural ability to produce heat, and once cut and shaped, can also create flame given a spoken command. Its beauty often draws jewelers to cut and set these gems in pendants, lockets, rings and the like despite its power. This gem does give off radiant heat, but not enough to mar flesh unless commanded to. A unique feature is that the stone will only listen to one voice, and that voice must come from the flesh touching its surface. Send Weeping Frost Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #tree #weeping #willow #ice #brittle #wintergrown The Weeping Frost has gained its name due to its incredibly cold temperature. That is not its only unique feature. This tree is rumored to be made purely of ice, though it can be cut down and produces actual wood. The leaves are brittle, breaking with any warm touch. Weeping Frost trees only grow in the colder months. It can grow from a seedling into a full tree of fifteen feet in less than four months. However, once the temp outside reaches spring, they melt into nothingness like ice. Send Mollis Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #tree #rubber #softwood #common A strange type of tree, Mollis also produces a very soft type of wood. Generally they are looked upon as a common weed wood, given most parts of this tree are not useful other than firewood. The tree itself can withstand heavy winds and even a good battering given it has the texture and innards similar to rubber. Even the leaves are quite thick and soft. They are a pretty common tree in the northern parts of Simul, but VERY common in Yearning Mire. Send Salt Spire Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #mineral #salt #cheap #common #health Found near any salt water source, Salt Spires are a hybrid between salt and quartz. Do not be mistaken, Spires can be consumed given enough effort to grind to dust, but contain far more salt content than normal table salt. A dab will do ya. They are also a fairly common ingredient in health potions and are used widely in many spa treatments for skin health. This 'gem' comes at rock bottom pricing in most general stores, shops and vendors for those who would rather just buy. Send Mutanur Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #ooze #melting #decor #common This green and purple spotted stone is easily spotted, yet, hard to find. Simul's history claims this stone was highly sought for its shifting purposes. Mutantur can 'melt' when introduced to extreme heat (500 F/260 C). Many older buildings were made with this stone, but it was discovered quickly that their lifespan after being subjected to such heat caused the integrity to suffer. They do make beautiful decoration with such unique coloring. Send Liven Luminary Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #jewelrymaking #light #illumination #glow #glowinthedark As the definition goes; Liven stones emit light. Much easy to spot at night, these stones create a light akin to candles. Must be kept in natural light to glow for the night, otherwise they have a dim glow. The more light they soak, the brighter and longer they shine. Seems to be a popular stone in jewelry. Send Silex Stone Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #flint #common #fireaid #weaponmaking #toolmaking This stone is closely related to flint, but much harder on scale. Can be sharpened more so than Obsidian, but again, much harder to break. The dark blue color and rough edges make this common stone easy to spot even embedded in the soil. Most keep one or more on hand when traveling for the spark it makes when hit against other hard objects (Fire making). Used in many stone tools and even mixed with certain metals for weapons. Send Ligo Folium Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #flower #edible #potions #salves Yet another largely common growth in Simul, Ligo is used mostly as a binding agent in various potions, salves and powders. Grown mostly domestically, Ligo can still often be found in meadow like areas in large patches much like moss or crab grass. Has little to no taste. Usually dried and crushed before use, leaves and flowers together. Flowers come in various colors including purple, blue, yellow, pink, etc. Send Sapidus Caps Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #mushroom #saltandpepper #seasings #edible #common This incredible common mushroom can be found not only in personal gardens, but with massive ease in the wild. Sapidus Caps are incredibly hearty and can grow in nearly all fertile soil throughout the year. Alongside Salt and Pepper as basic seasonings, the tops of these mushrooms are dried, crushed and placed inside of shakers found in most eateries. Holds a very savory flavor akin to salt and garlic. Send Spirit Wood Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #tree #lightweight #strong #magical #uncommon Spirit Wood is a type of tree that was manufactured by a mage or wizard many many years ago for the purpose of creating a beautiful environment just outside of Soulstagne. You can find these trees in the wild mostly in Tranquillum, but over time, they have become somewhat common throughout Simul. The wood itself is a very light tan and the bark may or may not have intricate swirls and ridges along it, while the leaves it produces vary in color, which has no meaning behind being beautiful. They also emit small orbs of colored light that dance to the ground where they disperse without incident. This phenomenon continues even after a Spirit Wood tree has been cut down, but to a lesser degree. Now, the reason is it not super common is that, the moment these tree types mature, they are harvested for the purpose of building. Being three times stronger than iron wood types, Spirit Wood has become very sought after for home and business construction. One can easily find Spirit Wood farms, but be prepared for the hefty price tag that comes with this lumber. Not only is it the strongest wood in Simul, but it has properties that make it easier to imbue with blessings and magic. This has become super useful for those who would like to keep evil or ill-intent from their homes. Spirit Wood takes approximately 12 years to mature enough to be felled and the lumber to be used. Send Humming Stones Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #song #rare #homedecor A fairly rare phenomenon, Humming Stones are only found in the deep trunks of Tranquillum. Rumor has it that they were made to accompany the deceased that traveled through to provide a tranquil trravel to Soulstagne. However, in more recent times, the rumors have changed and it appears that the stones are naturally occurring. Usually in groupings of three of four, these stones cannot be separated from one another. They emit exactly what their name entails; hums. From personal experience, I can only describe the sound as a haunting melody that urges a sense of calm. You can either ethically harvest them from the ground or you can purchase them from a specialized shop. Send S.E.W. Submitted by @Lyanna Legend @Spook #plant #poison #weed #edible Over time, the name of this particular ground dwelling 'plant' has been lost. However, the 'plant' itself is still very widely known and very much feared. S.E.W. is known for its extremely toxic 'meat'. It grows under ground with no root system to speak of and no need for what normally aides a plant in growth. Capping at about a foot in diameter and a weight of nearly twelves pounds, S.E.W. is quite a large gourd looking object. Touching the outside of this plant will not harm someone, but once the inside is ingested, it can be fatal. Over the course of seven days, one will experience agonizing pain that leads to multiple organ failure and eventual death. Only the most talented of chef's can make this amazingly appetizing gourd into something edible. Trust your gut on this one. Those who have eaten and lived to tell the tale describe the flavor as "Life altering". Send Lover's Bench Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #tree #love #expensive #rare #magical #immortal The lover's bench was named in this way due to the heavy bend in its trunk that makes it resemble a bench. As a matter of fact, that is what these trees are often used for; sitting. They are very popular among young lovers, gifted to new homes for them to use as a perch for viewing their gardens. The tree is not something naturally occurring and must be bought from certain shops that deal in magical plants. This certainly comes with a rather large price tag, but those who have these tree types say every penny spent is worth it. These trees live as long as the last living original owner. The leaves are as soft as mink and do not shed in the colder season. Unless felled, the Lover's bench trees are said to be 'immortal'. Send Astronomer's Eye Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #ore #armor #expensive #dark #astonomy #stars #imbue #rare Often shaped perfectly spherical, the Astonomer's Eye stone is more of an ore. It is also exceptionally rare, being found in the darkest depths of few caves on the eastern coast. Even with its rarity, it is easy to spot given its bright glow. The name is fitting given the glittery bits that swirl within. The Astronomer's Eye, once acquired, is used mostly in the manufacturing of 'blessed' metals. The powder gained from grinding down the stone is smelt into metals or sometimes dusted into man-made gems in order to boost its magical capabilities. Some of the smaller found stones are used in various jewelry settings and left inert. Send Fulmen Sphere Submitted by @Lyanna Legend @Muse #stone #electricity #battery #fulmen #fulmensphere #common These stone looking objects are nearly completely magical made. From a stone called a Still Stone, and some electricity, Fulmen Sphere came into existence shortly after the Timerholde Incident. With new technologies being introduced into Simul, the people needed a way to power said tech. So, with some study, it was discovered that Still stones (Pictured in the center) were very susceptible to electricity. Still Stones are also incredibly common. Batteries were just a bit too out of reach, so, between a few brilliant minds, the Fulmen Sphere was created. They come in various sizes between a centimeter and fifteen centimeters in diameter, depending on use. They hold electricity in order to power technology that would otherwise not work. They do need to be recharged after continuous use by your local shop or mage that has the capability of electricity. They can be expensive depending on size, but can be acquired at most general shops. (Mod Note: It is suggested that you submit items that include this ore. It is not necessary, but heavily suggested.) Send Clover Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #clover #flower #groundcover Clovers are a beautiful addition to any garden. Being very small, many nature-minded people use clover for yard ground coverage instead of manicured grass in order to maintain a diverse biome. Besides, the four leafed clovers are said to bring good luck! During warmer weather, clover patches will produce small flowers in various bright colors, adding to the aesthetic. Clover is also very nutritious for livestock and some like to add this plant to hot beverages for its nutritional values and aroma. Send Vita Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #plant #expensive #farm As dark as the cloudiest night, Vita stones are not only enchanting, but highly sought. These stones feel, weigh, and even look very similar to Obsidian, but they are much smoother than their cousins. With a name deriving from the Latin word for "Life", Vita stones were given their namesake due to their odd power. This power, still questioned to this day, gives this stone the ability to culture and nourish plant life on its surface. They are in the medium when it comes to rarity, but still sold in shops for the home-gardener for a hefty price in bulk. Send Mela Pot Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #tree #soft #wood #edible #honey Most adult Mella Pot trees average a base of 20 feet in diameter and twice that in height. The bark of these trees is comparable to generic stone, but getting through to the middle is most peoples' dream! Once felled, these trees spill their luscious and viscous honey fluid! That's right, watch out bees, you can be outdone! A much safer attained alternative, Simulians tend to get their supply of honey from Mellas. However, MOST 'ethically' harvest from these trees with a tap specially made to pierce their incredibly hard layer of bark. Their wood is also great for any softer projects, but not so much for structural. Send Lover's Binding Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #gem #love #potion This purple hued stone is a very popular ore used in many 'love' type potions and rituals. Though it looks very close to many other gems, the black strip embed throughout helps to differentiate. It is said to hold the aura of love and passion, but this is only when crushed and used in other mixtures. Alone, the gem-like stone is inert. Fairly inexpensive at most shops, but easily found buried in fertile soils of meadow type areas. Send Luquidium Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #stone #water #illuminate #blue If you are lucky enough to find of of these stones, often found near or in water bodies, you have found a stone that produces just that: Water. Luquidum is rare, but very easy to spot. Rubbing the smooth and glossy stone will cause it to leak enough water to quench one's thirst and does not seem to run out. Very rarely sold in shops with a price tag to match. Stone will shrink over time until it eventually turns to blue-ish sand and stops producing water. Send Flamma Fungus Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #mushroom #fungus #heat #fire #edible This particular fungus seems to be fairly popularly grown in backyard gardens. Found randomly, singularly in shaded forest areas. Its use is rather simple being it produces heat. With a tap of the bulbus like head of the green fungus, and after given nearly 30 seconds, Flamma's glowing head will produce enough heat to spark tinder. These 'plants' will not grow larger than three inches tall and even less wide. Once cut, they become useless, still edible with little nutritional value or flavor. Send Cavum Caps Submitted by @Lyanna Legend #mushroom #fungus #edible #lumenscent #painrelief #powerder #salve Cavum Caps are fairly small, usually standing no more than three inches tall at max and weighing around 10 grams. These mushrooms sometimes emit a very faint illumination during warm weather nights. The color emit is usually blue or teal. The tops of Cavum Caps are round with small, random pits. The mature caps tend to have low hanging gills that are teal in color. The majority of the body of these mushrooms range in an odd brown-red color. Cavum Caps are generally located in shaded and moist forested areas in foot diameter, tight groupings. These mushrooms have many uses including: 📌Can be used freshly picked or dried. Locals tend to dry. 📌Cap and stem can both be used as properties seem to be thorough. 📌Most popular way to be consumed is to crush to dust and combine with an edible oil to use as a salve 📌Generally used for pain relief 📌Loses some potency when cooked or heated No Updates Yet Most Recent Update November 14, 2025 Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Festival of the Hunter's Moon You can read more on the holiday HERE This will be run from 11/12-11/20 With the mountain ranges filled with hunters, many places found around them have offered free lodging and warmth from the harsh winter cold. The Temples of Unity, Concordia, Wingston, Skyhaven, Gao Shan and Cio have all opened their doors and taverns and inns to the wayward travelers for the hunting season. Many do not even expect pay! How lovely it is to see our kingdom come together in such a blessed way! Take this opportunity to do good as well. Hunt until you can hunt no longer. Feed not only your families, but the families who can no longer provide for their own. Be safe, hunters! Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Festivus Volatus Start Date and Time: 8-4-20 at 12 AM MT A rumor has been spreading among those who love to travel the the Great city of Astu Aether . What is this rumor? Well, I will tell you. Sheesh. Be patient. It appears that a large creature has been living at the top of the tree that teleports people to and from the sky city, which has disrupted the flow of magic. Without a way to transport between Simul's main land and the city, a lot of people have been stuck on either side. With posters being handed out throughout the city itself and Simul below, people have begun to gather, trying to get the great beast to come down. It wasn't until a street vendor was cooking some delectable whatever the fuck that the creature made a move. Citizens were quite surprised to see that it was a very large griffin! White feathers and a pristine beak, but rather lacking in muscle as it obviously hadn't eaten in quite some time. The vendor did what he could to coax the beast out, only to be denied such. Apparently, the damned thing is picky. But now, the people know what they have to do... The Event Your character(s) need to find out what it is this beast likes to eat and try and get it out of the freaking tree. Food seems to be the way to go, but trying to figure out what it likes is going to be the hard part. Post Structure ~Type what your character(s) are offering to the griffin for sustenance ~Roll 1d20 Each roll be added to a total sum. Once the total reaches 1000 or higher, the person who rolled will win the griffin as a pet/mount Creature Information ~Is 7 feet tall at the head ~15 feet long from nose to tail ~Weighs 2400 lbs ~Flight of 121 mph ~Ground Speed: 70 mph over a thirty second period ~Fire Breath: From mouth outward in a cone up to 60 feet away and 4 feet wide ~Ice Breath: From mouth outward in a cone up to 60 feet away and 4 feet wide ~Talons and Beak: Unbreakable unless final death ~Transformation: Can be in a small, palm sized statue, or instantly transform when put upon the ground into full sized griffin. Stature is unbreakable unless on death transformation. ~Self Resurrection: If killed, will transform into tiny stature on the spot. After 2 days IRL, will resurrect. Must be roleplaying during that time or time will transfer to IC time. ~Loyal only to handler. Will not allow other riders unless handler is aboard. Winner will also receive last and accepted food post in Hall of Fame and Custom Role Title of Finicky Flyer - 2020 Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Lore Stuff Potions and Drugs Potions and Drugs This list is available at any of the potion or drug shops across Simul unless otherwise labeled. This list is also updated frequently! You can assume there are other types of potions/drugs/etc in all shops across Simul. #potions #potionlist #salves #poisons #bombs #luck Send General Use and Health Minor Healing Potion This potion will heal things no larger than a scrape or papercut. Will apply some minor pain relief. May give relief to a singular bruise. Healing takes 5 minutes to heal fully. Stacking does not apply. Moderate Healing Potion This potion will heal things no larger than a cut by a dagger or a bruise no larger than an average human palm. Will apply some minor pain relief. Healing takes 15 minutes to heal fully. Stacking does not apply. Healing Salve This salve must be applied directly to the wound. Will apply pain relief to the immediate area. Healing takes place over a span of 5 minutes. Can heal up to a minor wound. Does not stack. Hair Regrowth This potion will regrow the hair upon the consumers head and/or face. Will regrow hair upon body if it is natural for the consumer to have hair there. One potion will regrow an inch of growth. Will stack three times (Can use three up to once a month). Regrowth takes place over a span of 25 minutes. Can cause nausea or in rare cases, can cause wizard beard growth. Small Digit Regrowth (Fingers or Toes Only) This potion has the ability to regrow a single digit, finger or toe, within fourteen days' time. Once one potion is consumed, it cannot be consumed again for three weeks. Will cause extreme nausea for the remaining days if consumed before time limit. This can be fatal. Eye Relief Drops This eyedrop will temporarily relieve pain from dust, smoke, fumes, and acid. Will not reverse damage. Will not stack. Will not restore sight. Relief lasts an hour. Lip Relief Balm Got chapped lips? Rub this balm on them and gain some relief. Only temporary, but with extended use, will cure splits and cuts on lips. Comes in various, often fruity flavors. Hand Relief Cream Meant for the working civilian. This hand cream will soothe aches and pains related to hard work. Not meant for injuries, but will temporarily offer some pain relief from them. Cannot be stacked. Relief works instantly and will last an entire day. Headache Relief Potion One of these potions can relieve a moderate headache in less than a minute after consumption. Two will relieve even the worst of migraines. Will only stack twice. Any more consumed than two will cause short term memory loss for about a day equal to as many consumed over two. Toothache Relief Potion Using this potion to swish around in the mouth will temporarily relieve toothache pain for three days. Depending on the severity of the tooth problem, it will not completely abolish the pain, but will make it tolerable. Does not stack. Do not swallow as this will cause extreme nausea and diarrhea for up to a week following ingestion. Cold and Flu Relief Potion After consuming three of these potions, will alleviate all symptoms of the flu or cold. Only temporary, and symptoms will return after twelve hours. Will return as if the consumer has suffered the symptoms for two days, so returning symptoms will be less. Does not stack. Body Warming Potion One potion consumed will make the consumer feel as though the temperature around them has increased by ten degrees (f). Will not stack. If more than one potion is consumed in a 24 hour period, will cause consumer to be nauseous and possibly vomit. Does not stack. Lasts 24 hours. Body Cooling Potion One potion consumed will make consumer feel as though the temperature around them has decreased ten degrees (f). Will not stack. If more than one potion is consumed in a 24 hour period, will cause consumer to be nauseous and possibly vomit. Does not stack. Lasts 24 hours. Hair Color Changing Potion One potion will change the color of the consumer’s hair atop their head. Two potions will change all of the hair upon their body. Only stacks twice. Lasts 6 months or if the consumer drinks a different color. Colors available: Any you can think of. *Can be found in various beauty and vacation shops Beauty Potion (Clear Skin) One of these potions will clear the skin of acne and very faint scarring. Can, over time, diminish the look of wrinkles and small scars. Extended use (6 months or more), can make imperfections disappear for good. Can only consume once per day. More than one per day can cause abdomen pain. Does not stack. *Can be found in various beauty and vacation shops Love Potion One potion can cause one’s true emotion to be shown. Nothing major, but will cause someone to have the will to tell someone how they feel about them on an emotional level. Good feelings only. Does not stack. If more than one potion is consumed in a 24 hours period, will cause a mild drunken state for a day. Sleepy Time Potion One potion will help sufferers of insomnia to fall asleep and get a good night’s rest. Is not a knock out potion. Takes 30 minutes to full activate and causes consumer to be tired enough to fall asleep on their own. Does not stack. Calming Potion One of these potions will cause consumer to relax mentally and physically. Will cause muscles to become less tense and slow down the thought process enough to think clearly. Does not stack. Lasts 2 hours. Pain Relief Potion This potion will temporarily relieve minor aches and pains. Will not work on moderate or major injuries. Lasts 4 hours. Will not stack. Anti-Fungal Salve Great for athlete’s foot or even a spore itch, this can alleviate the itch and scratch for about a day. Will reduce the amount of fungus. Will cure a fungus issue with extended use (a week or more). Anti-Fungal Potion Will help alleviate illness from fungus type issues. With extended use, will cure a fungus illness. Does not stack. Must use daily and take with food and water. General Purpose Poison Relief Potion Will help alleviate symptoms of poison internally. One potion per day. Does not stack. Must use for longer periods of time for more severe poisons. General Purpose Poison Relief Salve Will help alleviate poison externally/cutaneous. Does not stack. With extended use, can cure most poisons externally. Luck Charm Mostly just a trinket to make one feel better about their own luck. No proof that is increases luck, but those who believe may feel luckier. Comes in the following forms: Rabbit foot Four leaf clover Blank silver coin Small bit of ribbon to tie on wrist *Can be found in various novelty and general shops Burly Balsam An aroma inducing clear liquid pruned from the roots of the tallest trees in Simul. The older the tree, the burlier it is. It is used as a solvent in lacquers, resins, adhesives, fats, and oils. It's most useful property is its wide use of being the easiest base of any chemistry and alchemy, such as potion making or drug testing. The only side effects that should be watched out is that it causes dizziness, nausea, vomiting, and if inhaled in large portions, loss of consciousness. *Can be found in various beauty, general, novelty and vacation shops Send General Offensive Potions and Other Acid Potion One splash from this bottle has enough of a kick to erode any material. It doesn’t do a lot of damage; at most, taking the first layer of skin off on contact. Stacks. Smoke Bomb Smash this handy little bottle on the ground to create a dense smoke that will cover a five foot diameter area. Will stack. Can cause some coughing if inhaled for too long. Lasts about 10 minutes. Poison Gas Bomb After smashing this bottle on the ground, everyone within a ten foot diameter will be accosted with a thick fog. Will cause moderate coughing and teary eyes from burning. Does not stack. Flashbang Bomb All one needs to do is open this bottle to have the surrounding area (15 foot diameter) be lit up like a firework and accosted with a loud BANG! Lasts two seconds. Can cause ringing in the ears and a short burst of blindness. Will stack. Alarm Bomb This bomb, when crushed on the ground, will cause a loud alarm noise to fill the area (15 foot diameter). Lasts 15 seconds. Does not stack. Fire Bomb Tossing this potion bottle at an enemy, and should the bottle be crushed, will release a one second burst of flame to the afflicted area no bigger than an average fist. Does regular fire damage. Should it hit flammable material, will have enough oomph to catch. Stacks. Lightning Bomb After lighting and throwing this palm sized bomb, it will take less than a second to erupt, sending small bolts of lightning in all directions. As they are not directional, this can pose danger for the user as well. The area affected is up to ten feet in diameter of explosion. Can cause electric/concussive damage. Back-Up Bomb This bomb, once lit and thrown, takes two seconds to explode. Once this occurs, everything and everyone not nailed down will be forcefully pushed away from the center of the explosion fifteen feet. Does concussive and blunt damage dependent on where the target is in relativity to the explosion. Can cause fainting if too close to blast. *Can only be found in Vex-Mora : Corrosive Concoctions Fire Breath Potion Within 1 second of consuming this potion, the consumer will have the ability to breathe one exhale of flames. They will shoot no further than ten feet forward with a diameter of a foot. Does not stack. Consumer will have to consume another for another breath. Acid Breath Potion Within 1 second of consuming this potion, the consumer will have the ability to breathe an acidic breath (one exhale). Will affect the area of teen feet forward and one foot diameter. Damage stacks. Consumer will have to consume another for another breath. Has the power to erode the first layer or skin and cause redness and irritation if not treated immediately. Similar to that of a sun burn. *Can only be found in Vex-Mora : Corrosive Concoctions Heightened Vision Potion With Dark Vision After consuming one of these potions, the consumer will gain twice their eyesight. Lasts a day. Does not stack. Consumer will also be able to see in the dark as if it were day. Heightened Hearing Potion With one bottle consumed, the consumer will have heightened hearing. Double their natural hearing. Does not stack. Elemental Resistance Potion Depending on the element (each potion is only one element),one will have to consume the entire bottle to gain a 25% resistance to said element. Stacks once. Consumer can only be resistant to two elements at max. More potions drank will cause explosive and instant diarrhea. *Can only be found in Vex-Mora : Corrosive Concoctions Water Breathing Potion After consuming one bottle, consumer will have the ability to breathe underwater. Does not affect air breathing. Does not stack. Lasts 2 hours. *Can only be found in the following shops: Oak Silva : Enchanting Elixirs Arcanus Aecor : Spellunking Gao Shan : Tonic Arbrestor : Liquid Remedy Speed Increasing Potion One consumed bottle will give the consumer 12% increased bodily motion speed for 20 minutes. Does not stack *A different version with a 50% increase can be found in Vex-Mora : Corrosive Concoctions Enhanced Strength Potion Consumer can consume up to three of these potions at once, as they are not very strong. Will allow the consumer to lift an extra 200 lbs in total after three potions. Stink Bomb Crushing this bottle, or shattering it, will cause an instant stench that will heavily permeate a 20 foot diameter. This foul scent will last 15 minutes. Does not stack. Send Specialized Potions/Salves/Other Food Purifying Powder A tiny sprinkle of this glinting yellow powder and any food that comes into contact with it will be as fresh as the day it was picked/killed. Will also cleanse any impurities such as poisons, molds, mildews and some weaker curses. Does not stack. *Can be found every fourth day of the week at a special vendor in Ferax Villum Send Drugs (Illicit) Marijuana This particular plant is not native to Simul, but was introduced in the year 10,010 by a poor soul who had been thrown into the realm, known as Silver Drafaylum. Not many people know the plant's arrival history, but the herb has been changed hands and farmed since the first year it landed. This plant contains a drug that, when ingested/smoked will cause extreme relaxation and in some cases, euphoria. It can be addictive as it is mind altering. The price tag is low. Most people can find this herb in various shops from general stores to novelty shops. Can be used in many different mediums including dried for smoking, extracted for edible goods, and even the crystals can be scraped to be used in salves. Downside is that, when lit, has a horrendous odor. Skooma A form of moonshine potion that acts like a mix of hallucinogens, causing the consumer to have daydreams and odd misinterpretations of reality. Humans and any race except those of animal heritage (Kemono as well) are quickly addicted while the creatures of fur gain a strong boost in perception, allowing them to have a 200° field of view for 10 minutes along with a pain disabler. Technically, a berserk potion to furred or scaled humanoids. Miners Blight Crystals This drug, when inhaled, induces a sense of euphoria that makes the user's brain go numb and makes them hyper focus on what they are doing. Found in the caverns of Dun'lorn, this crystal can be snorted or crushed up for other applications (Ingestion). It can also be cut and refined to remove any impurities for a higher high. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Nausea, Heart Palpitations, Wheezing, an extreme sense of self awareness, death to over exposure. Not intended for women who are pregnant or can become pregnant. Ask your doctor if Miners Blight Crystals are right for you. *Can only be found in Dun'Lorn : Bottles of Lordak Honey Caps Made with the spores and stalk of bioluminescent blue speckled mushrooms, it can be used as a high strength pain reliever. Effects last for up to eight hours, and the affected person will be entirely liberated of their sense of pain. (Any damage that comes with the pain will be unaffected) Prepared by drying and grinding the stalks and boiling and mixing the spores in fermented honey. Once the spores have began to turn to small gold crystals, mix with the stalks and grind further to a fine powder. Can be mixed with water and injected/injected, or added to food or baked into a tablet. Side effects include but are not limited to: Loss in motor function, essential tremors of the hands or neck, facial paralysis, temporary loss of magical abilities, loss in appetite or gain in weight. (Please consult your local apothecary if you experience yellowing of the scales, nails, claws, spines, or other keratin based body parts as this may be a symptom of a more extreme adverse reaction. ) Not to be used while drinking or operating magic or rituals of any kind. Can also be found in Flora and Mola. *Can only be prescribed by your local healer/hospital/Primary Care Physician or found in Vex-Mora : Corrosive Concoctions Love Droppings A cake-like drug made from the same ingredients that create "love potions" that induces dreams that revolve around romantic scenarios that the consumer would enjoy. Often featuring figures from the consumer’s memory, such as people the consumer is in love with or is otherwise sexually attracted to. Consumers will have full memory of these dreams and will be able to recall them with vivid detail, and will always have full control over their movement within them (Lucid Dream). Induced dreams nearly always end when the dreamer considers themselves to be “satisfied” with their experience. It is strongly recommended that Love Droppings are only consumed before one falls asleep as they will induce vivid hallucinations instead of dreams if the consumer doesn’t fall asleep within the next hour, which is when the affects will be active. Frequent consumers (ie, daily) will experience periods of withdrawal. Symptoms include feelings of sadness, loneliness, dissatisfaction with actual romantic encounters, or even sexual frustration, often depending on the romantic history of the consumer. More severe cases of withdrawal, often expressed by consumers that have not had a romantic partner in their lives before, symptoms may even include thoughts of suicide. *Can only be found in 'Lady of the Night' establishments Lunaris' Smoke An herb, hailing from the rough area around the Aldermans, now only grown in private establishments.. The herb itself can be eaten, made into tea, and the oils can be extracted. These ways of usage won't have any effect apart from an odd sensation when eaten. The taste in tea form is mildly spicy and strongly refreshing, clearing the nose like mint. The specialty comes from smoking it. Once Lunaris' Smoke is inhaled, either through a pipe, a cigar or an incense, it will cause the user to feel heightened blood circulation, their pupils dilate and their mind literally expands as all body functions apart from the essential ones (Breathing, Heartbeat, ...) get turned off, letting the body put all its focus into the head. This means the user should use when they are in a safe environment and can be in a laying position for the next three hours at minimum. In small doses, it causes minor relaxation and dizziness, but higher concentrations lead to physical blackouts of up to a day. *Can only be found in the following locations: Vex-Mora : Corrosive Concoctions 'Lady of the Night' establishments Gao Shan : Tonic Drugs: Ingredient: Wyrmwood Root from Lunaris plant. Eating it raw will induce 4 hours of high blood pressure, and extreme hallucinations. Combining with Alcohol in a brewery creates Absinthe, a very hard alcoholic beverage with hallucinogenic properties. Some side effects include a 90 degree rotated vision, conversations and love for inanimate objects. DO NOT USE BEFORE SLEEPING. *Can only be found in the following locations: Vex-Mora : Corrosive Concoctions 'Lady of the Night' establishments Gao Shan : Tonic Potion: Elder’s Little Helper Ingredients: Ginseng, Whiskey, Owl’s Tear, Baby’s Breath. Effects: Helps elderly people look younger, reducing wrinkles, removing sun spots and Grey hairs and increasing agility, charisma, awareness and blood pressure for elders. Also slightly gives them a buzz. Affects last up to 4 Days. *Can also be found in various beauty, novelty and vacation shops Potion: Black Lotus Extract Ingredients: Unknown This particular potion can only be purchased in one shop in all of Simul. This is due to the fact that Black Lotus Extract is supposedly made with the essence of a particular flower highly coveted, hidden, and grown secretly by the person who sells this potion. With ingestion of this viscous liquid, one will soon experience immense euphoria and a complete lack of all pain (physical and mental). The user will also experience heightened prowess (in the form of physical performance, awareness to surroundings, and even creativity of the mind). The effect lasts upwards of a week's time. This can be useful in various applications, but it can also cause recklessness. It is also extremely addictive, including to those who have immunities to various types of 'altering substances'. The side effect of using such a potion comes in the form of internal decay. Should one take more than one potion in half a year, the fibers of their organs will slowly start to decay. With every subsequent potion, up to a max of three, the decay will become worse and WILL lead to death. *Can only be found in the following location: Astu Aether - Potions and Lotions Seraph's Kiss Ingredients: Simul Stone, Ligo Folium, Lover's Binding, Water, Unknown, Unknown This powder, once ingested (snorted, licked, drank, eaten), will cause a myriad of emotions. This comes in the form mostly of inner peace, as if blessed by a higher power or divine grace. This can also bring a sense of well being and a euphoric tingle to the skin. The sensations can last anywhere between an hour to three days time, depending on how much has been taken as a dose. This is highly addictive, even after the first dose. Excessive use leaves the user obsessed with purity, viewing others as corrupt and unworthy of life. This delusion can drive them to violence in the name of "cleansing." *Can only be found in the following location: Stimulating - Harena (List updated regularly. 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Library of Shit Category Northern Coast Northern Coast Frigus 6, 10,016 BREAKING NEWS (Taken from Simul Quarterly) Yet another massive upset of the people has come in the form of something...unseen. With the disappearance of local wildlife on the Northern Coast, citizens of Simul have taken notice. Whispers of a mad man "melting flesh" from "carcasses and live animals" have been spreading like wildfire across the northern parts of our great kingdom. Some have made it their duty to find whoever this person/s are/is, but the only facts we have learned is that the person keeps to an area not easily reached on the cliffside near the ocean. Witnesses state that there was more than one person during the time of the incident. It appeared that only one was the aggressor. Flames have eaten away the cliff face and the landscape has slid into the ocean. There is no news on survivors or who the people were in the area. Will update when more is known. Please be safe, folks. This is Flynn, signing off. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top

Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Korrig Harbor City Year 10,012 Month of Stirps The once welcoming shores of Korrig Harbor City have been....destroyed. An undead army has come from the seas, wiping out people and structures and enslaved all of those left behind from the initial massacre. Those who entered can no longer leave...at least the ones left alive. His name is Sidisi, and he has come to claim what he thinks is rightfully his. His true intentions? No one quite knows. All the people know is second hand from the VERY RARE that managed to escape after the onslaught began. Will he stay? Will he continue his rage? Is there any hope? Year 10,012 Month of Ceres With the mess created, it seems Timothy Slade has taken notice. Coming to the city himself, the town has been cleared. Leaving a rather large crater to the middle. Those who witnessed the event have rumored that it was Timothy himself that destroyed what was left, leaving those alive still breathing. Others have whispered that it was a "weapon" of his. No one is quite sure, but silently and reluctantly give thanks to the once revered mad man for "saving" them from something worse. The King, having heard of the eradication of Sidisi, has put out a notice of aide. He has sent some of his mages to the city to help rebuilding, offering anyone who does rebuild, a home. Years 10,012 Month of Nivalis Quick work has been made to Korrig. It did not take long for those looking for new homes and those who had once called the harbor city home to rebuild and restore Korrig. It is not functioning and home to old and new. Year 10,017 Month of Bruma BREAKING NEWS (From Simul Quarterly) Yet another sad story. This one out of Korrig Harbor City. It was reported two hours ago that a group of four people (Three men and one woman) were witnessed setting a blaze to three docks on the ocean. Not only were the docks destroyed, but various ships, costing the victims hundreds of thousands of coin. Authorities have no announced how many casualties, if any, but there have been reports of upwards of fifteen people missing or not accounted for. After putting together all witness statements, our crew has drawn, to the best of their abilities, what the perpetrators may have looked like. It is asked, if anyone has any other information, to contact your local authorities. All donations or any able bodied individuals who would like to help, please visit Korrig and head on over to Dock's Harbor. The owner has been organizing relief efforts and can instruct you on how to best aide. This is Flynn, signing off... Dissilio 5th, 10,1017 Taken from BREAKING NEWS: It is my displeasure to bring the most current news to Simul. As much as I would love to not have to relay this information, it is my duty to keep you all informed and as safe as I can. With that, I must weave together the details of last night’s horrors. Before the sun began to descend, something else fell upon our great kingdom. From what we can gather, the first attack was in Korrig. Despite the docks already having taken a major hit, it appears the assailants decided they needed to come back to finish the job. Unfortunately, the structures are a complete loss. Even worse, it has been reported that more than 20 people are still missing while the casualties are nearing the same number and injuries have topped 33. From what we can tell, the next attack was shortly thereafter in Timberholde. Every city entrance was reportedly blown apart and virtually sealing the city inside of itself. This also included grave damage to the newest addition, the train. The station and surrounding area have been destroyed beyond repair. Casualties have reached 67, more than 40 have been injured and another 17 are still missing. Another attack mere hours after came in the form of another explosion. This one took out the entirety of the bridge from the mainland to Curet Insula. No fatalities have been reported, but it has only been a few hours since receiving the news and searches are still in effect. I wish I could say that I have reported everything. I wish I could tell you great people that we can recover from this. I wish I had the magic words…something to give you all hope. Unfortunately, with this last piece of information I have to bear, I cannot fathom how we are to unite. At just past 8 last night, Eleutheria and our royal family was attacked. According to the guards and surviving staff, nothing was out of the ordinary until they heard Hilda scream and then what sounded like a man being tortured. This man is assumed to be King Alfred. Apparently, shortly after, a fire broke out, causing many of the people who also lived in the castle to flee with little to nothing to the second story of the city. Still, 13 are missing and feared dead. The royal family was never located, even after the fire was quelled. There was but a note left at the scene. This note had a confession and confessions to more crimes that were, unfortunately, confirmed this morning. The entire Fortescue bloodline has been murdered. Sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles, grandfathers and grandmothers… all of the bloodline has been taken from Simul in the most horrid of ways. I cannot even begin to write what information I have been given. Simul…please. PLEASE be safe. I know we are now living in a very uncertain time. I have faith that we will be okay. Please, look after yourselves, your families, your neighbors and your cities. This is Flynn, signing off. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top

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