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- Disclaimer and Credits | Kingdom of Simul
Library of Shit Stuff and Things Disclaimer and Credits Disclaimer and Credits 📌 NPC art images: ArtBreeder Bing AI 📌 City Location Images and Art: Inkarnate 📌 City Maps: Watabou Inkarnate 📌 Main Map: Inkarnate 📌 Constellations: Areios - No longer exists 📌 Various Images in Beastiary/Flora and Mola/Potions/ETC: Bing AI 📌 Disclaimer for Original Content and Writings: All written objects within, including, but not limited to: 📌 Lore 📌 NPC Write Ups 📌 All forum posts and comments 📌 Map Locations and write ups and lore belong to Lyanna Legend (Site owner and operator (Alias)). All player gifted writings within, including, but not limited to: 📌 Forum posts 📌 Events 📌 Characters 📌 Npcs write ups belong to the people who have created them respectfully unless given as a gift to Simul/Lyanna Legend (Alias). These items will never be used for monetization. All original content shall not be shared or used without Lyanna Legend's written consent. Site and writings therein are under DMCA Protection Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top
- Dun'lorn | Kingdom of Simul
Library of Shit Town Updates Dun'lorn Dun'lorn Year 10,013 month of Dissilio Dwarves in general are not easy to shake. Especially the dwarves of Dun'Lorn. However, when the world around them began to quake, the hearty people of the inner mountain city started to worry. It wasn't until cracks formed in the ceiling of their home did they begin to panic. The tree didn't take long to fully form, invading the hidden city with gusto. Though, not a single person would hear the citizens of Dun'Lorn complain after it was done and over. With a ceiling be held together with roots and a massive Tree of Life hovering above the large cave entrance, the dwarves are more than happy to welcome their new protector. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top
- Timberholde | Kingdom of Simul
Library of Shit Category Timberholde Timberholde Year 10,013, Month of Dissilio From the center of the large city, a rumble vibrated to the immediate surrounding establishments. From the small rumble, something BIG came. There was not much warning for the townsfolk, but luckily, no one was injured by the odd yet inspiring incident. From the ground, to hundreds of feet into the air, a beautiful Tree of Life has made Timberholde its home. Year 10,014 Month of Stirps After many weeks of rebuilding and burying the dead, Timberholde has been rebuilt by its own citizens. Though it is large and in charge as it was before, the population has steeply dropped. This does make the home prices low, in hopes that more populated areas and visitors from other lands will choose to make Timberholde their home. Dissilio 5th, 10,1017 Taken from BREAKING NEWS: It is my displeasure to bring the most current news to Simul. As much as I would love to not have to relay this information, it is my duty to keep you all informed and as safe as I can. With that, I must weave together the details of last night’s horrors. Before the sun began to descend, something else fell upon our great kingdom. From what we can gather, the first attack was in Korrig. Despite the docks already having taken a major hit, it appears the assailants decided they needed to come back to finish the job. Unfortunately, the structures are a complete loss. Even worse, it has been reported that more than 20 people are still missing while the casualties are nearing the same number and injuries have topped 33. From what we can tell, the next attack was shortly thereafter in Timberholde. Every city entrance was reportedly blown apart and virtually sealing the city inside of itself. This also included grave damage to the newest addition, the train. The station and surrounding area have been destroyed beyond repair. Casualties have reached 67, more than 40 have been injured and another 17 are still missing. Another attack mere hours after came in the form of another explosion. This one took out the entirety of the bridge from the mainland to Curet Insula. No fatalities have been reported, but it has only been a few hours since receiving the news and searches are still in effect. I wish I could say that I have reported everything. I wish I could tell you great people that we can recover from this. I wish I had the magic words…something to give you all hope. Unfortunately, with this last piece of information I have to bear, I cannot fathom how we are to unite. At just past 8 last night, Eleutheria and our royal family was attacked. According to the guards and surviving staff, nothing was out of the ordinary until they heard Hilda scream and then what sounded like a man being tortured. This man is assumed to be King Alfred. Apparently, shortly after, a fire broke out, causing many of the people who also lived in the castle to flee with little to nothing to the second story of the city. Still, 13 are missing and feared dead. The royal family was never located, even after the fire was quelled. There was but a note left at the scene. This note had a confession and confessions to more crimes that were, unfortunately, confirmed this morning. The entire Fortescue bloodline has been murdered. Sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles, grandfathers and grandmothers… all of the bloodline has been taken from Simul in the most horrid of ways. I cannot even begin to write what information I have been given. Simul…please. PLEASE be safe. I know we are now living in a very uncertain time. I have faith that we will be okay. Please, look after yourselves, your families, your neighbors and your cities. This is Flynn, signing off. Messis 2, 10,017 Read more in BREAKING NEWS Laughter and merriment could be heard throughout the kingdom as the farmers were once again celebrating another good harvest. Food and drink flowed freely as the unsuspecting people of Simul were watched from the shadows. Hooded figures lurked just outside of anyone's sight, their eyes set on one target; the very food the farmers were celebrating . Not just what they had harvested already, but all of their fields. Every piece of wheat, bean, or ear of corn was doomed. The robed figures kept watch just waiting for the perfect moment to strike. They waited until almost everyone had gone to sleep. Those that remained in the fields or the barns were too drunk to notice anything. Even if they had been sober, they would not be able to stop what was about to happen. Once the robed figures felt it was time to move, they did . Flames roared to life around them to burn every last plant to cinders. Nothing was spared. Nothing. Anything and everything that stood in their way burned with the precious crops. Enough food for dozens of families turned to ash before anyone realized what was going on. The smell of smoke and the sound of roaring flames pulled everyone from their beds. Horror and panic hit everyone who witnessed it. Men, women and children all did what they could to put out the flames...though, their efforts were in vain. The heat from the fires evaporated the water before it could even reach the flames. Screams for water...screams for help. Many could even be heard calling out to the mages they had shunned. Asking... no, begging for help. Those that could have helped cowered behind their locked doors, fearful of what could happen if they rendered aide. Great numbers of magical and non-human beings fled from their homes as registrations became more common, alongside the growing racism against them, leaving the human communities more vulnerable than they had ever dreamed. This was not an isolated incident; farms across the kingdom were burned. Dry Gulch, SkyHaven, Subury, Wingston, Timberholde, Ferax Villum, and even Concordia were hit alongside multiple other villages and farming areas. It was almost the same story at every farm that was burning: Those that could have helped refused. A small few cities managed to save food. Their mages were quick to respond and quell as many of the fires as they could. However, even with their quick actions, much of their food was destroyed. What could be salvaged was inventoried and stored in the safest places people could find. Alongside the massive loss to the winter food supply, hundreds of people and livestock were also slain. The countless lives and resources that were lost in the night left all that witnessed the horrors of it choking on the smoke and ash of their dreams . What witnesses hoped was a sick nightmare was revealed to be anything but. The nightmare was real and no one knew what to do. Cries of sorrow and a strange letter filled the air. The letter was simply written on paper bearing the Guardian's seal; “We of the CONGREGATION will not be silent. If the King won't hear our cries, we will make him. We will starve him out if we have to, along with anyone else who would follow his laws.” The news of all the fires across the kingdom had the streets of Eleutheria humming with hectic whispers or outright blame against magic users. Conspiracy theories about what happened spread like wildfire; The letters from the “CONGREGATION”, and the Guardians had everyone terrified. They were all looking to Ferren for answers. No word came for hours, confirming for the people that what happened was far worse than before. Eventually, Ferren emerged from the castle to stand on the highest balcony of the capitol. His normally charismatic voice was filled with sadness as it echoed through the heart of Simul. Even his appearance suggested he had not slept. His clothes were a rumbled mess and his hair was far from tamed. Redness surrounded his eyes from intense crying. “It is with a heavy heart that I address you all in such a manner. I am sure you have all heard the news by now. Our kingdom…has suffered a tremendous loss. The crops that normally sustain us through the long winter have been destroyed. Burned to a crisp alongside the brave men and women who tried to stop the inferno. Their sacrifice ensured that everyone could gather and defeat our oldest of foes. The cause of the fires is still unknown but we believe it to be a series of horrible accidents. I would love nothing more than to believe that, but with witnesses coming forward, it has been apparent that the attacks were perpetrated by magic users. The best people we have are looking to find the cause of what caused this tragedy…” Ferren's voice cracked as more mist threatened to fall from his eyes, the acting king haphazardly wiped away the tears that never fell as he tried to compose himself. He kept his face hidden for a few minutes in silence before he moved his hands to speak again. “We can move on from this tragedy as one but I need the help of every Simulian. We do not have enough food for the winter. As of today, all food is to be brought here to Eleutheria so it can be rationed out appropriately. All are welcome to come and get your daily meals. Those of you traveling great distances will be allowed to get enough for a few days. Every month, we will be shipping out ration bundles to each city and community to sustain. All magical beings wanting their rations are required to provide their registrations. This is to keep us all safe and uphold peace of mind. We have also decided to place a special barrier around the capitol to help further protect the food we will all need to survive. It kills me to have to do this to you all. Rationing will leave us all hungry as we try our best to make it through these trying times. I encourage everyone to do what they can to provide for their families. If you have extra, please give it to those that need it more than you. Hunters, share your bounties as you get them. Farmers that have lost their crops should reach out to us. We can provide seed to hopefully grow something before the cold seasons hit. We will make it through and come out better for it. May the Gods bless us and help usher us through the trials they felt, we as a people, needed to endure.” "If you have any questions relating to the recent events, any citizen of Simul is welcome to write to me directly. You may also tag Malum Distantia via Simul Social. Please Simul, love thy neighbor as they were your own family. We will succeed." OOC Note: Timberholde, as a whole, was very obliged to follow these orders. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top
- Curet Insula | Kingdom of Simul
Library of Shit Town Updates Curet Insula Curet Insula Dissilio 5th, 10,1017 Taken from BREAKING NEWS : It is my displeasure to bring the most current news to Simul. As much as I would love to not have to relay this information, it is my duty to keep you all informed and as safe as I can. With that, I must weave together the details of last night’s horrors. Before the sun began to descend, something else fell upon our great kingdom. From what we can gather, the first attack was in Korrig. Despite the docks already having taken a major hit, it appears the assailants decided they needed to come back to finish the job. Unfortunately, the structures are a complete loss. Even worse, it has been reported that more than 20 people are still missing while the casualties are nearing the same number and injuries have topped 33. From what we can tell, the next attack was shortly thereafter in Timberholde. Every city entrance was reportedly blown apart and virtually sealing the city inside of itself. This also included grave damage to the newest addition, the train. The station and surrounding area have been destroyed beyond repair. Casualties have reached 67, more than 40 have been injured and another 17 are still missing. Another attack mere hours after came in the form of another explosion. This one took out the entirety of the bridge from the mainland to Curet Insula. No fatalities have been reported, but it has only been a few hours since receiving the news and searches are still in effect. I wish I could say that I have reported everything. I wish I could tell you great people that we can recover from this. I wish I had the magic words…something to give you all hope. Unfortunately, with this last piece of information I have to bear, I cannot fathom how we are to unite. At just past 8 last night, Eleutheria and our royal family was attacked. According to the guards and surviving staff, nothing was out of the ordinary until they heard Hilda scream and then what sounded like a man being tortured. This man is assumed to be King Alfred. Apparently, shortly after, a fire broke out, causing many of the people who also lived in the castle to flee with little to nothing to the second story of the city. Still, 13 are missing and feared dead. The royal family was never located, even after the fire was quelled. There was but a note left at the scene. This note had a confession and confessions to more crimes that were, unfortunately, confirmed this morning. The entire Fortescue bloodline has been murdered. Sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles, grandfathers and grandmothers… all of the bloodline has been taken from Simul in the most horrid of ways. I cannot even begin to write what information I have been given. Simul…please. PLEASE be safe. I know we are now living in a very uncertain time. I have faith that we will be okay. Please, look after yourselves, your families, your neighbors and your cities. This is Flynn, signing off. Bruma 20th, 10,018 Read the entirety in Simul Quarterly "Portals to the 'outside' cities will be cut off from the mainland, effective immediately. Due to the lack of cooperation from Arcanus Aecor, Occultatem Terra, and Astu Aether, the capitol has decided, for the moment, that it is best to shut the portals down. Any and all rations that are needed for survival will be transported by the King's Guard once per month until each city can contain itself or they comply. This also stands for the islands of Curet Insula. Since the obliteration of the bridge that connected both lands, it has been decided to keep the severance until further notice." Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top
- Krampus Rumble | Kingdom of Simul
Library of Shit Events and Holidays Krampus Rumble Krampus Rumble Every year, Simul celebrates good fortune by sharing with their fellow man. This year, however, something much darker looms. A creature, of YOUR choosing. Below, you will find two beasts. While those who choose to celebrate and rebuild the great city of Arbrestor, an attack will be immenant. Each will be boss level, of course. We will be having a massive vote on these. You can pick one or the other by reacting appropriately. Team red vs. Team green! The battle will be quite a bit different than before. Mostly for hilarity, we will be using a dice system for success and damage. This is how posts will go: 📌Mega Boss: Bursts in 📌Players: Type up the first part of your post. This will include what attack your character uses. Only one attack per post. Roll a D20. 1-10, hit fail. 11-20, hit connects. Second part of post is following through, whether it hits or not. Make it fun! Or funny. XD Those who connect roll another D20. That is the amount of damage. 📌Mega boss: Describes the damage and dodges. Rolls D20 for attacks. Can attack each person once. For each landed hit, describes in second portion. For each fail, describes as well. Rolls D20 for amount of damage for each player. 📌Players: Repeat Each player will have a base life count of 150. The boss chosen will have a base life count of 700. This is a knock out, not a death thing. Your character will not die unless you say you want them to. ^_^ 📌You will get 2 hours to post after the boss does. If you are part of the battle, you will be pinged. If you do not post within the 2 hours, your character will be disqualified and knocked out. XD Send Vote for your Boss! Abominable Yeti Meet Ralph. Ralph was once a quiet creature. One that preferred his quiet home within the Red Mountains. But something has disturbed this once mystical and mysterious being. Now he has a mega stick up his ass and a violent hunger for death and destruction. Ralph has no issue with your body tissue. Look at them fists! To vote for Team Red, give Ralph a thumbs up! Basic stats Height: 37 feet Weight 15 tons Krampus Meet Ralph. Ralph was once a quiet creature. One that preferred his quiet home within the Red Mountains. But something has disturbed this once mystical and mysterious being. Now he has a mega stick up his ass and a violent hunger for death and destruction. Ralph has no issue with your body tissue. Look at them fists! To vote for Team Red, give Ralph a thumbs up! Basic stats Height: 37 feet Weight 15 tons The winner of this event will be the one who not only survive a knock out, but the one who lays the last hit on the chosen mega boss. 📌Abominable Yeti = Yeti Yeeter 📌Krampus = Snow Slayer Make sure to pay attention to each boss post! The last hit is first come basis! Link to beginning of event: HERE Send Winner: @Muse 's character Stacy (Snow Slayer - 2018) No Updates Yet Most Recent Update November 18, 2025 Views Back to Top
- Rodent Rumble | Kingdom of Simul
Library of Shit Archived/Retired Rodent Rumble Rodent Rumble Start Date: 9-16-20 (Midnight) MT Please react to this announcement to be pinged when the GM posts the intro. Not too long ago, there wasn't a scuffle inside of Ferax Villum. If one asked anyone from there, they would tell you about the awful, stinky, loud mole rants that seemed to crop up out of the dirt. One Joseph Avergo helped eradicate the damned rats, or so...everyone thought. There was peace among the fields of Ferax for quite a few days. However, they have appeared again. The infestation of oversized and oversmelly mole rats! Luckily, the smol Barcet Strawberry Farm owner has given those in Simul a hand drawn depiction of these "little" terrors and has sought help to clear them out once and for all! Beware! These tiny ass hats will burp, fart, shit and otherwise claw their way away from you. Better be quick and diligent! Image Credit: Muse on Discord Post Rotation: GM will post intro post Each participant (Bring as many characters as you like) posts (No post minimum) Roll d20 to find one of these fuckers (10 and below is a no find) Roll d20 to kill the little fucker if you find one (5 and below and the little fucker escapes!) You can post once per hour Whoever catches and murders as many of these...well...little fuckers as possible in a 48 hour period will win! Prizes: Most Killed will receive a spot in Hall of Fame and a custom role title of "Rodent Rambler-2020" Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top
- FAQ | Kingdom of Simul
Library of Shit Category FAQ FAQ Frequently asked questions: Is there is species list? Yes, but it is just a Native to Simul race list. This list does not dictate what races you can play. Do I have to have a picture for my character? Nope. Might want to describe them though. The website says I have to join. Do I have to? No. You can if you would like to. We have opened up for people to join in order to keep character journals and share them with whoever happens across our website. Why is everything on the website? I made the website back when this was a chat room roleplay. I decided to keep it since it cuts down on channels on discord. Why can't I talk in general channels? You will only be able to access the general chat, help channels, and character creation channels until you have an approved profile. Cuts down on raiders invading the rest of the channels. Easy clean up! Why can't I pick roles? I can't see a role channel. You will once you have an approved profile. Do I have to submit every profile or any adjustments made to one? No. Your first profile submission is the only one that needs reviewed. After you are approved, you are free to make adjustments and make new characters as and when you please. Where can I make an complaint/concern in private? Not only can you DM any of our staff, but you can also email us through the website. There is a "Contact Us" at the bottom of every page. Can I be promoted to staff? Only if we make an announcement. It is very rare that we ask, but if that is something you are looking to do, just keep an eye on the announcements page. Do you do partnerships? We no longer do partnerships. However, if you are a person with an approved character, you will have access to our Open Advertsing channel near the bottom of the server where you can advertise your server/channel/art/etc daily. List will be updated as needed. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top
- Mary's Tavern | Kingdom of Simul
Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Mary's Tavern Hiems 22nd, 10,016 Out of fucking nowhere, the tavern got blown to pieces. Nice. Who did it? Lyanna Legend. Why? The bitch is sad because of reasons and was too drunk to say no to her inner demons. Why did no one stop her? Pfffff, there were peeps there. Stacy Carson and Barska, Celestine and Misara and some other person with a gun and then another one who was there muttering 'bitch' but then disappeared. I don't know man, I don't think much could have been done to avoid this. Mary's pretty pissed, as well as the dead guys' family. The tavern DID get rebuilt by Stacy and Barska and Aya, but damn....Can we just not do this again? Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update Views Back to Top
- Simul Bot Commands | Kingdom of Simul
Library of Shit Stuff and Things Simul Bot Commands Simul Bot Commands Unless marked specifically, all commands are slash Send Profile Commands 📌To Create The Profile Card (You must do this first): / createprofile You CAN have multiple profiles, or you can make just one with a list of your characters. 📌To View Your Own Profile: /profile (name) 📌To View Another Person's Profile: / profile (name) 📌To Add a Banner to the Bottom of the Profile: /editprofileimage YOURURLHERE 📌To Edit Picture in Top Right hand Corner: /editthumbnail YOURURLHERE 📌To edit any section, type "/edit" first and the list of edit commands will come up in the slash menu on Discord 📌Not sure what profile you are looking for? Try /list to see a list of all profiles currently stored. EXAMPLE PROFILE Note: You can only create one profile. However, there are spaces enough for even the most addicted of players. Also, if you would like line breaks, or to make your character lists look uniform and pretty as fuck, I suggest the following: Example for adding Profiles Send Alias Commands 📌To Create a new Alias (You must do this first): createalias (You can create as many as you like. Only one word names for Name, but be as creative as you like for the Display Name) 📌To View Your Own Aliases: listaliases 📌To Edit your Alias: editalias 📌To Delete an Alias: deletealias 📌To use an Alias: /name message Posting as your Alias What it looks like once you have posted as your Alias Send Character Birthday Commands You can now add your character's birthday to the bot and it will post a Happy Birthday Announcement in the Simul Social channel! You can add multiple characters. 📌To add your character's birthday to the bot, do add_birthday. You can either put in a real date or a Simul date. 📌To delete, do delete_birthday charactername 📌To edit, edit_birthday Send Fun Commands Dice/Coin Commands #dice 📌roll Dice (Ex: 5d100 or even more robust types for multiple dice and modifiers) 📌join_event to keep track of your rolls during dice events 📌leave_event for the bot to spit out a summary of your participation in dice events 📌event_status See who is all participating in a current dice event 📌event_standings See the rolls of everyone who is participating 📌coin (Heads or Tails) 8Ball Command 📌8ball YOURQUESTIONHERE User Shit 📌hug @user 📌slap @user 📌tickle @user 📌tackle @user 📌pat @user 📌poke @user 📌whois @user (User's information) 📌serverinfo (Info on the server) Food 📌potato 📌soup 📌bread 📌cheese Random Dad Jokes 📌joke Slots 📌slot Rock Paper Scissors 📌rps Tic Tack Toe 📌ticktactoe Connect 4 📌connect4 Send Roleplay/Lore Commands Map Command #map #mapcommand 📌map Help (Contains links to everything important with a drop down) 📌help 📌handbook Send Music Commands (Out of Commission Currently) Music Commands #music #musicbot 📌play YOUTUBELINKHERE 📌pause 📌leave (To make it leave the VC) 📌join (To join the VC) 📌skip 📌now_playing (To see current song) 📌queue (To see the list) 📌volume No Updates Yet Most Recent Update November 21, 2025 Views Back to Top
- Tranquillum | Kingdom of Simul
Library of Shit Category Tranquillum Tranquillum Year 10,013 month of Dissilio The forest was quiet, and therefore, not a single soul witnessed the growth of the fifth and final Tree of Life as it burst through the center of Tranquillum. Now, though, everyone within the Kingdom knows about it. Year 10,017, Month of Bruma BREAKING NEWS (Copied from Simul Quarterly) Sad news out of Tranquillum today. Every year, tens of thousands of Simuliams look forward to one of our most coveted holidays: Lux Amare. This year, something awful has happened. Various witnesses have come forth to describe a horrid scene of assailants murdering the Cor. Not just killing them, but petrifying them, only halfway. Many of the statements we cannot repeat here at Coexisting Connections. We do have a photo submitted by a long time listener and an unfortunate witness to the events. Please, look on only if you must. (Image can be viewed on article) According to stories, a darkly shrouded individual ran through the forest that is Tranquillum, stopping at every Cor they saw, and used some sort of magical fog emit from their fingers. Once this 'fog' reached the innocent animals, they were...'frozen'. This can only be described as a 'half attempt at turning them into stone'. Now, we have no proof that all of these instances are connected in any way, but by the sounds of some of the statements, it may just be possible. Please folks, stay safe out there. If you see something, say something. This is Flynn, signing off. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top
- Crustacean Infestation | Kingdom of Simul
Library of Shit Updates Heading 2 Crustacean Infestation Calor 11th-16th: Read more here 6/28 - 7/2 Simul: A kingdom of peace and coexisting. A kingdom where very few large problems occur. A kingdom where hundreds of thousands call home. But...it has one little problem. And by little problem, I mean it has a yearly issue. Simul gets crabs. TONS of crabs. Big crabs, small crabs, pinchy and mean crabs. Now, you might be asking, why are crabs during the summer a problem? Because it is not just some crabs. There are SO MANY CRABS. They take over the east and west coasts. They eat up the wildlife including, but not limited to, plants, trees, rodents, birds, crops, and even larger communities of them have been known to take out whole livestock. What does Simul do about this little yearly problem? It sends its best warriors to hunt them, of course! An extra to the hunt? You get to keep your kills. Feed your friends and family. Feed the poor. Feed everyone! And it's crab meat...so it's worth its weight in gold. Even better? Every year, the person who brings home the largest and juiciest amounts of crab gets bragging rights and the title of "Crab Commando" until they are dethroned (Meaning that if someone gets more meat in weight, they will hand the title over). Rules: 📌Each individual character can only be in one channel. Either East or West coast 📌You can have as many characters as you like join the event, but you must keep track of each of their numbers. 📌You can post every 30 minutes (Must have 30 minutes between posts) 📌There is no post minimum (You can literally just roll every time) 📌You must roll in the channel you select How to Roll: 📌You roll 1d20 for each character 📌That number is how many pounds the crab caught weighs 📌The total will be added at the end. The most weight wins! Crabs: (This is not actually what they look like. I mean, kinda, but minus the tail and horns. Those are because they are evil little bastards) Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update November 18, 2025 Views Back to Top
- Give us honor!...and ale. | Kingdom of Simul
Library of Shit Category Give us honor!...and ale. Give us honor!...and ale. Dun Lorn has opened it's doors during this time of atonement and end of the year celebrations. Within the walls of the heavily guarded city, deep inside of the mountain, the famous Kraghumlin Dimtoe has invited those from all across the land to challenge his title of "Drunken Saint". Anyone who can last and drink the least will win the title of "Drunken Saint-2019", have their last post displayed in Hall of Fame, and be gifted an unbreakable dwarven stein that will fill with ale whenever the user chooses. Keep in mind, this is no ordinary drinking contest. A special blend has been prepared by the highest mages the dwarven city has to offer. Not a single person has ever been able to break the championship record of 50 drinks....not even the ghostly spirits themselves. Please take heed as this may be your biggest hangover yet! Rules: Everyone will have a drinking tolerance of 50 drinks. Once you reach 50 or more, you will no longer be in the contest. Please play this appropriately. There is no post minimum. However, posts add to the humor of having your character drunk as hell! We will be using a "!roll 6" command. This is a die that the characters will be using to determine how many drinks they must consume. We will be posting in an order that will be determined beforehand. We will ping everyone who is participating before the assigned staff member posts for Kraghumlin Dimtoe, as he will also be participating. If you would like out of the contest, please type a post of your character leaving and let the staff member know in RP Discussion with a ping. We will be giving this three days to finish. Whoever has consumed the least amount of alcohol by the end of the three days will be crowned the winner. (However, if you do not post and hold up the line, we will skip and assume you are no longer participating.) Please ping the next person in line so they know to roll their die. Post Structure: Roll your 6 sided die. Post (or not) your character drinking. Staff will record the amount of drinks. Ping next person in line. Super simple! And most of all, HAVE FUN! In order to participate, please react to this announcement in the event channel. We will be starting this event as of 12/4-12/7. Send Send Send Send No Updates Yet Most Recent Update None yet Views Back to Top